Nevertheless, one of them goes back to fetch the DS.
18
At Rue de Bizerte, between La Fourche and Place Clichy, Gilles Deleuze receives the two investigators. Simon Herzog is thrilled to meet the great philosopher, in his own home, among his books, in an apartment that smells of philosophy and stale tobacco. The TV is on, showing tennis, and Simon notices lots of books about Leibniz scattered all over the place. They hear the poc-poc of balls. It’s Connors versus Nastase.
Officially, the two men are here because Deleuze was implicated by BHL. The interrogation begins, then, with A for Accusation.
“Monsieur Deleuze, we’ve been informed of a dispute between yourself and Roland Barthes. What was it about?” Poc-poc. Deleuze lifts a half-smoked but extinct cigarette to his mouth. Bayard notices his abnormally long fingernails. “Oh, really? No, no, I didn’t have any quarrel with Roland, beyond the fact that he supported that nonentity, the moron with the white shirt.”
Simon notices the hat hanging on the hat rack. Added to the one on the coat rack in the entrance hall and the other on the dresser, that’s a lot of hats, in various colors, similar to the one Alain Delon wore in Le Samouraï.
Poc-poc.
Deleuze settles himself more comfortably in his chair: “You see that American? He’s the anti-Borg. Well, no, the anti-Borg is McEnroe: Egyptian service, Russian soul, eh? Hmm, hmm. [He coughs.] But Connors, hitting the ball full on, that constant risk-taking, those low, skimming shots … it’s very aristocratic, too. Borg: stays on the baseline, returns the ball, well above the net, thanks to his topspin. Any prole can understand that. Borg is inventing a tennis for the proletariat. McEnroe and Connors, obviously, play like princes.”
Bayard sits down on the sofa. He has a feeling he’s going to have to listen to a lot of crap.
Simon objects: “But Connors is the archetype of the people, isn’t he? He’s the bad boy, the brat, the hooligan; he cheats, he argues, he whines; he’s a bad sport, a scrapper, a fighter, he never gives up…”
Deleuze interrupts impatiently: “Oh yes? Hmm, that’s an interesting point of view.”
Bayard asks: “It’s possible that someone wanted to steal something from Monsieur Barthes. A document. Would you know anything about that, Monsieur Deleuze?”
Deleuze turns toward Simon: “It is likely that the question what? isn’t the right kind of question. It’s possible that questions like who? how much? how? where? when? would be better.”
Bayard lights a cigarette and asks in a patient, almost resigned voice: “What do you mean?”
“Well, it’s obvious that if you have come to find me, more than a week after the event, to question me about a moronic philosopher’s half-baked insinuations, it’s because Roland’s accident was probably not an accident at all. So you are searching for a culprit. Or, in other words, a motive. But you are a long way from why, aren’t you? I suppose that the line of inquiry relating to the driver didn’t get you anywhere? I heard that Roland had woken up. And he didn’t want to say anything? So you change the why.”
They hear Connors grunting each time he hits the ball. Simon glances out of the window. He notices a blue Fuego parked down below.
Bayard asks why, in Deleuze’s opinion, Barthes does not want to reveal what he knows. Deleuze replies that he has no idea, but he does know one thing: “Whatever happens, whatever the situation, there are always pretenders. In other words, there are people who claim: as far as this goes, I am the best.”
Bayard grabs the owl-shaped ashtray on the coffee table and drags it toward him. “And what do you claim to be the best at, Monsieur Deleuze?”
Deleuze emits a small noise somewhere between a snigger and a cough: “One always claims to be what one cannot be or what one was once and will never be again, Superintendent. But I don’t think that is the question, is it?”
Bayard asks what the question is.
Deleuze relights his cigarette: “How to choose from among the pretenders.”
Somewhere in the building, they hear the echo of a woman screaming. They can’t tell if it’s from pleasure or anger. Deleuze points at the door: “It is a common misconception, Superintendent, that women are women by nature. Women have a devenir-femme.” He stands up, panting slightly (yes, him, too), and walks off to pour himself a glass of red wine. “We’re the same.”
Bayard, suspicious, asks: “You think we’re all the same? You think that you and me, we’re the same?”
Deleuze smiles: “Yes … well, in a way.”
Bayard, trying to show willingness but revealing a sort of reticence: “So you’re searching for the truth too?”
“Oh my! The truth … Where it begins is where it ends … We’re always in the middle of something, you know.”
Connors wins the first set 6–2.
“How can we determine which of the pretenders is the right one? If you have the how, you’ll find the why. Take the Sophists, for example: according to Plato, the problem is that they claim something they don’t have the right to claim … Oh yes, they cheat, those little shits!” He rubs his hands together. “The trial is always a trial of pretenders…”
He downs the contents of his glass in a single gulp and, looking at Simon, adds: “This is as amusing as a novel.”
Simon meets his gaze.
19
“No, it’s absolutely impossible! I categorically refuse! I won’t go! That’s enough now! There’s no way I’m setting foot in that palace! You don’t need me to decode that bastard’s words! And I don’t need to hear him; let me summarize for you: I am the groveling servant of capital. I am the enemy of the working classes. I have the media in my pocket. When I’m not hunting elephants in Africa, I hunt down independent radio stations. I muzzle freedom of expression. I build nuclear power stations all over the place. I am a populist pimp who invites himself into poor people’s homes. I receive diamonds from dictators. I like pretending to be a prole by going on the metro. I like blacks, but only when they’re emperors or garbagemen. When I hear the word humanitarian, I send in the paratroopers. I use the back rooms of extreme right-wing organizations for my private purposes. I am … I am … a STUPID FASCIST PIG!”
Simon lights a cigarette, hands trembling. Bayard waits for his tantrum to end. At this stage of the investigation, given the available evidence, he handed in a preliminary report and had a feeling that this case would turn into something big … but, even so, he didn’t expect that he would be summoned here. With his young assistant in tow.