Dick King-Smith
The Sheep-Pig
Copyright
First published 1983
Penguin Group
England
ISBN: 0140318399
Winner of the Guardian Children's Fiction Award
"Deftly constructed, with marvellously defined characters... here is an unexpectedly thrilling, funny, charmer of a book" - "Guardian"
"Brilliantly funny" - "Daily Telegraph"
Table of Contents
The Sheep-Pig
Copyright
Prologue
Chapter 1: "Guess my weight"
Chapter 2: "There. Is that nice?"
Chapter 3: "Why can't I learn?"
Chapter 4: "You're a polite young chap"
Chapter 5: "Keep yelling, young un"
Chapter 6: "Good Pig"
Chapter 7: "What's trials?"
Chapter 8: "Oh Ma!"
Chapter 9: "Was it Babe?"
Chapter 10: "Get it off by heart"
Chapter 11: "Today is the day"
Chapter 12: "That'll do"
Prologue
"Mum", said Babe.
"Yes, dear?"
"Why can't I learn to be a sheep-pig?"
Fly, the sheep-dog, looked at her strange new foster-child with astonishment. The little piglet she called Babe had been won at a fair by Farmer Hogget and was surely destined to be fattened up for the family freezer - yet here he was, wanting to herd sheep! Who'd ever heard of such a thing? But Babe was determined to learn and so kind-hearted Fly taught him everything she knew, wondering what would happen when Farmer Hogget noticed what was going on...
Chapter 1
"Guess my weight"
"What's that noise?" said Mrs Hogget, sticking her comfortable round red face out of the kitchen window. "Listen, there 'tis again, did you hear it, what a racket, what a row, anybody'd think someone was being murdered, oh dearie me, whatever is it, just listen to it, will you?"
Farmer Hogget listened. From the usually quiet valley below the farm came a medley of sounds: the oompah oompah of a brass band, the shouts of children, the rattle and thump of a skittle alley, and every now and then a very high, very loud, very angry-sounding squealing lasting perhaps ten seconds.
Farmer Hogget pulled out an old pocket-watch as big round as a saucer and looked at it. "Fair starts at two", he said. "It's started".
"I knows that", said Mrs Hogget, "because I'm late now with all ^theyer cakes and jams and pickles and preserves as is meant to be on the Produce Stall this very minute, and who's going to take them there, I'd like to know, why you are, but afore you does, what's that noise?"
The squealing sounded again.
"That noise?"
Mrs Hogget nodded a great many times. Everything that she did was done at great length, whether it was speaking or simply nodding her head. Farmer Hogget, on the other hand, never wasted his energies or his words.
"Pig", he said.
Mrs Hogget nodded a lot more.
"I thought 'twas a pig, I said to meself that's a pig that is, only nobody round here do keep pigs, 'tis all sheep for miles about, what's a pig doing, I said to meself, anybody'd think they was killing the poor thing, have a look when you take all this stuff down, which you better do now, come and give us a hand, it can go in the back of the Land Rover, 'tisn't raining, 'twon't hurt, wipe your boots afore you comes in".
"Yes", said Farmer Hogget.
When he had driven down to the village and made his delivery to the Produce Stall, Farmer Hogget walked across the green, past the Hoopla Stall and the Coconut Shy and the Aunt Sally and the skittles and the band, to the source of the squealing noise, which came every now and again from a small pen of hurdles in a far corner, against the churchyard wall.
By the pen sat the Vicar, notebook in hand, a cardboard box on the table in front of him. On the hurdles hung a notice - "Guess my weight. Ten pence a go". Inside was a little pig.
As Farmer Hogget watched, a man leaned over and picked it out of the pen. He hefted it in both hands, frowning and pursing his lips in a considering way, while all the time the piglet struggled madly and yelled blue murder. The moment it was put down, it quietened. Its eyes, bright intelligent eyes, met the farmer's. They regarded one another.
One saw a tall thin brown-faced man with very long legs, and the other saw a small fat pinky-white animal with very short ones.
"Ah, come along, Mr Hogget!" said the Vicar. "You never know, he could be yours for ten pence. Guess his weight correctly, and at the end of the day you could be taking him home!"
"Don't keep pigs", said Farmer Hogget. He stretched out a long arm and scratched its back. Gently, he picked it up and held it before his face. It stayed quite still and made no sound.
"That's funny", said the Vicar. "Every time so far that someone has picked him up he's screamed his head off. He seems to like you. You'll have to have a guess".
Carefully, Farmer Hogget put the piglet back in the pen. Carefully, he took a ten pence piece from his pocket and dropped it in the cardboard box. Carefully, he ran one finger down the list of guesses already in the Vicar's notebook.
"Quite a variation", said the Vicar. "Anything from twenty pounds to forty, so far". He wrote down "Mr Hogget" and waited, pencil poised.
Once again, slowly, thoughtfully, the farmer picked the piglet up.
Once again, it remained still and silent.
"Thirty-one pounds", said Farmer Hogget. He put the little pig down again. "And a quarter", he said.
"Thirty-one and a quarter pounds. Thank you, Mr Hogget. We shall be weighing the little chap at about half past four".
"Be gone by then".
"Ah well, we can always telephone you. If you should be lucky enough to win him".
"Never win nothing".
As he walked back across the green, the sound of the pig's yelling rang out as someone else had a go.
"You do never win nothing", said Mrs Hogget at tea-time, when her husband, in a very few words, had explained matters, "though I've often thought I'd like a pig, we could feed 'un on scraps, he'd come just right for Christmas time, just think, two nice hams, two sides of bacon, pork chops, kidneys, liver, chitterling, trotters, save his blood for black pudding, there's the phone".
Farmer Hogget picked it up.
"Oh", he said.
Chapter 2
"There. Is that nice?"
In the farmyard, Fly the black and white collie was beginning the training of her four puppies. For some time now they had shown an instinctive interest in anything that moved, driving it away or bringing it back, turning it to left or right, in fact herding it. They had begun with such things as passing beetles, but were now ready, Fly considered, for larger creatures.
She set them to work on Mrs Hogget's ducks.
Already the puppies were beginning to move as sheep-dogs do, seeming to creep rather than walk, heads held low, ears pricked, eyes fixed on the angrily quacking birds as they manoeuvred them about the yard.
"Good boys", said Fly. "Leave them now. Here comes the boss".
The ducks went grumbling off to the pond, and the five dogs watched as Farmer Hogget got out of the Land Rover. He lifted something out of a crate in the back, and carried it into the stables.
"What was that, Mum?" said one of the puppies.
"That was a pig".
"What will the boss do with it?"
"Eat it", said Fly, "when it's big enough".
"Will he eat us", said another rather nervously, "when we're big enough?"
"Bless you", said his mother. "People only eat stupid animals. Like sheep and cows and ducks and chickens. They don't eat clever ones like dogs".