Was he the sexy mail guy Deana had told Caitlin to stop flirting with? If that were the case, I would’ve never answered the phone, much less listened to the receptionist drone on about Amanda Truthslayer’s bitchy blog post. I started to look away but then my eyes lowered to his butt.
Jesus.
The man was not only ripped and gorgeous, but he had an ass that made me and my pitiful buns of flatness jealous. I silently thanked the designer who had made his jeans.
Deciding it was probably best to quit while I was ahead, I dropped the empty coffee cup in the trash can. The sound made him freeze and, instinctively, so did I. He turned away from the receptionist slowly until he was staring right at me.
Blue.
I swallowed hard.
His eyes were blue. Not just any blue, but midnight—a stormy shade that seemed even more startling thanks to his thick, dark lashes. My best friend Tessa had always said I was a sucker for eyes, and this guy was no exception. If anything, he exemplified why I was drawn to a man’s eyes.
This one’s gaze, everything about him, was paralyzing.
Deana cleared her throat loudly, ruining the moment. She shot me a nasty look as he turned back around to face her.
Mr. CEO really knew how to pick them.
With the guy’s attention on her again, I returned to my seat and pretended that Modern Gamer was as captivating as the newest issue of Cosmopolitan. I didn’t dare look up for fear of embarrassing myself, but when the receptionist called my name a couple of minutes later, I was disappointed to see that he was gone.
The receptionist smirked as I approached her desk. “Mr. Bradbury’s office is the last door on the right.” She turned slightly, looking down the long hallway behind her desk. Clasping her hands together, she faced me with an arched eyebrow. “Good luck.”
About a million snippy retorts streamed through my head, but I held them all back as I walked toward Bradbury’s office. Since the door was wide open, I stepped inside. I briefly took in the office, which echoed the same theme as the rest of the floor. Bold colors, a big blue desk fit for a king with not one or two but three computers on it, and floor-to-ceiling windows with a view of the other office buildings situated around the business park.
The office was also empty.
“Mr. Bradbury?” I tiptoed to the center of the room, standing beneath a gigantic GAMER fluorescent sign that hung from the ceiling. Frowning, I crossed my arms over my chest and a thought struck me. Had the receptionist sent me back here just so she could laugh at me a little more? Hell, was Bradbury even coming into the office today?
The sound of someone clearing their throat behind me cut through my thoughts like a knife. I turned around, and my pulse raced. Leaning a broad shoulder against the doorframe, the sexy guy from the receptionist’s desk stared back at me. “Can I help you?”
“What are you doing back here?” I asked. He lifted an eyebrow, crossed his shiver-inducing arms over his chest, and grinned broadly. When he simply stared at me, I felt like my heart dropped to the pit of my stomach. “Oh my God, you’re Max Bradbury.”
“In the flesh.” He approached me, turning my breath to puny little puffs at the scent of his cologne. He smelled good—fresh, subtle, and one hundred percent male. Whatever scent he’d rolled that insanely good-looking body around in, I wanted it all over my pillow and sheets and everywhere else. He stopped right in front of me, and I lifted my chin to stare up at him. “I have a meeting at ten, so let’s make this quick.”
I couldn’t imagine the kind of meeting that would allow motorcycle boots and jeans, but hell, he was the boss. I nodded and held out my hand. “I’m Avery Collins. I work with—”
“The Azalea Post.” He flicked those dark blue eyes down at my outstretched fingers and then shoved his own hands into the front pockets of those epic jeans. Jerk. “I know exactly who you are. What I don’t know is what you need.”
I swallowed the lump in my throat. “I wanted to discuss one of the columns on your Snark Junkies website.”
He rocked back, cocking his head to the side and giving me an excellent view of his smooth, broad chin. I gulped at his amused expression. “And by discuss, you mean you’re going to complain about one of our most popular content providers? You’re going to ask me to remove Amanda from my site because she hurt your feelings?”
I jabbed my tongue into my cheek. “I wouldn’t exactly say she hurt my feelings—just plagiarized my hard work.” Crossing my arms over my chest, I tilted my own head to one side. “But yes, I guess I am complaining.”
“Amanda published your column to our site and claimed it was her work?”
“No, but—”
He shook his head. “Not even once?”
“No, Mr. Bradbury, but she—”
“So this isn’t about plagiarism but about what I first suggested.” He smirked. “She hurt your feelings by shitting on your fairy tale and now you want to cry about it.”
My mouth fell open. What the hell was the matter with this guy? “Excuse me?” I raged. He was so gorgeous that I should have known he’d be an absolute ass—I mean, the fact he started a website that was like Buzzfeed on a marathon bender should have been some inclination that Max Bradbury wasn’t exactly Prince Charming. “I’m not crying about anything, thank you very much. I’m trying to have an adult conversation.”
“Really?” He licked his lips. Oh God, he licked his lips. How was it possible that such a full, sexy mouth could spew so much sarcasm? I quickly jerked my focus back up to his deep blue eyes, but it was too late. The shit-eating grin that had taken over his strong features told me that he knew I was checking him out.
“An adult conversation would’ve been you keeping your ass behind your desk and dealing with my content provider by modifying your own work. Not storming into my office and pointing fingers, expecting me to act as a guidance counselor. I’m not, Ms. Collins.”
“She’s ruining my career,” I said desperately through gritted teeth, hugging my arms more tightly around myself. “I’m sure the website is just some side project for you, but how would you feel if some game company did this to you? I’m sure you’d be furious.”
He shrugged. “Happens every day. So, we adapt.”
“By what? Creating games with AK-47 carrying elves?”
Snorting, he walked around me, the side of his body brushing mine. A jolt of energy pulsed through my body, and I swallowed the gasp that followed. “There’s a complaint box on the website. You’ll find it under the little link that says contact us,” he said. Pushing the brief moment of electricity from my mind, I whipped around to stare at him.
“A complaint box,” I repeated in a monotone voice.
Stepping behind his desk, he nodded and opened the laptop closest to him. “Someone will respond within forty-eight hours.” He focused his attention on the screen, and my chest burned at his calculated dismissal. “Have a good day, Ms. Collins, and thanks for visiting us here at Bradbury Enterprises.”
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Emily Snow is The New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of the Devoured and Savor Us series, Tidal, and Wrecked. She loves books, sexy bad boys, and really loud rock music, so naturally, she writes stories about naughty rockers. Visit her on Facebook, on her blog at emilysnowbooks.blogspot.com, or chat with her on Twitter @emilysnowbks for news, teasers, and contests.