SPATTERJAY VIRAL FORM AI.
The leech that had fallen on him outside Tay’s damned museum — that was it, then. The Spatterjay virus was inside him and it was doing untold damage as it tried to assimilate a dead man. He looked at the cleansing unit and saw that there were now two green lights lit up. If he could breathe, he would have breathed a sigh of relief, for now the unit was handling it. He sat back as his vision started to clear and saw that everyone in the bar was staring at him. The barman appeared particularly annoyed, as he walked over to his table.
‘I don’t know what you said to him, but I’ve never seen him get that uptight,’ he accused.
It took a moment for Keech to realize the man was talking about Sprage. After a long clicking gulp he managed to get out a reply. ‘I just told him who I… was,’ he said.
‘I don’t care who y’are. The Captains run it here, so I’d prefer it if y’left.’ The barman glanced at the cleanser. ‘And I want you to leave now.’ A couple of Hoopers had stood and were walking up behind the barman. Keech knew he had no chance in such a situation. He stood, picked up the cleanser and, holding it close to his chest, walked unsteadily from the Baitman. His trunk closed its own lid and followed faithfully behind.
Outside the Hooper bar the street seemed more crowded than when he had entered and Keech noticed a lot of Polity citizens were wandering about. A catadapt passed close by him and, with a loud sniff, gave him a look of disgust before moving on. Exerting greater control over his joint motors he walked stiffly towards an aircab he saw parked at the end of the street. Another red light had gone out on the cleanser by the time he had reached it. The Hooper inside nodded his head in recognition. He was the one who had ferried them out from the shuttle port.
‘Can’t take y’mate. Waiting for a fare,’ he said.
‘I’ll give you ten shillings to take me very slowly to the shuttle port,’ said Keech.
‘Well, why didn’t y’say? Get in!’
Keech nodded to his trunk. ‘If you could deal with that.’
The Hooper quickly got out of his cab and, using the toggle control on the trunk soon had it in the boot. It gave Keech some satisfaction to see the same catadapt running towards the cab as it lifted and turned towards the shuttle port.
INSIDE PARAM FUNCTION: EXTREMITY PROBE B23 NOMINAL.
Only two lights now remained red on the cleanser. ‘How slowly y’want me to go?’ asked the Hooper.
‘Give me twenty minutes. That should do it,’ Keech replied.
OUTSIDE PARAM FUNCTION: BALM PUMP AT 80%
He’d forgotten about that.
INCREASE PUMP PRESSURE TO NORMAL.
Another light changed on the cleanser, but the last red one seemed determined to hold on. The twenty minutes he had asked for were needed in fulclass="underline" the Hooper had done at least five wide circuits of the shuttle port before the light finally changed to green.
SYSTEM NOMINAL — DIAGNOSTIC ANALYSIS?
Keech considered that, but there seemed no point.
NO ANALYSIS.
He detached the pipes from their sockets and fed them back into the cleanser. The lights clicked off shortly after, as he resealed his overall.
‘You can land now,’ he told the Hooper.
As the man nodded and brought the aircab down to one of the many jetties, Keech closed one grey hand around his lozenge pendant. What he had done was a temporary measure at best. Soon he would have to make a decision he had been putting off for close on a hundred years. Three options remained to him: he could lose what remained of his organic brain — and body — and become fully AI; he could die; or he could take one course open to him that still seemed incredible even after decades of contemplating it.
Keech paid the delighted Hooper and watched the aircab lift and accelerate away in the direction of the Hooper town, no doubt to try and pick up the stranded catadapt. He walked to the edge of the shuttle-pad structure and gazed down the long slope of sea wall at the spindly autoguns as they patrolled above the water line. He observed a mollusc, with a nacreous blue spiral shell, heave itself from the water and begin sliding up the wall. An autogun was poised over it before it got a metre from the water, and flickering red light between gun and mollusc was quickly identifiable as lines of laser light amid the smoke jetting from the many holes punched through the creature’s shell.
INFORM: BALM PUMP LOAD BELOW 20 %, he instructed.
OUTSIDE PARAM FUNCTION: BALM PUMP 8 % LOAD INCREASE.
INFORM: BALM PUMP LOAD ABOVE 20 % ONLY.
The message faded and was replaced by a waiting light flickering off to one side.
INFORM: ALL EXTREMITY PROBES OUTSIDE NOMINAL.
The list that appeared had to scroll from the bottom of the visual field in his left eye. It began at B1 and just kept going.
CANCEL, he instructed.
Then he queried the server as to the location of the nearest pharmacy. In his visual field there now appeared a map giving both his present position and the location of a pharmacy only a few hundred metres from where he stood. He looked round and identified a squat building raised above the edge of an empty landing pad. Through its long chainglass windows he saw endless displays of goods, and considered how, on any world he visited, no opportunity for commerce was missed. With his trunk dogging his footsteps he headed over to the metal steps leading up to the building. Here he tapped the ‘stay’ and ‘security’ button on his trunk and it dropped hard against the plascrete, with the locks clicking home in its lid. At the head of the steps, sliding glass doors admitted him to a small automart in which aisles of goods tempted the eye. Walking to the first aisle he was immediately joined by an automated trolley. At the back of this trolley was a screen and touch-console. On the console, he punched in the words ‘Intertox Inhibitors’.
After a moment, the trolley buzzed and clicked, and immediately led him off to one side. Soon he was standing before shelves racked with a vast display of containers ranging from cards of microcapsules to five-litre bottles and cans. The display glittered with brand names and designs, like a wall of jewels. He walked along this display until he came to a range of cylinders similar to the one that slotted into his cleansing unit. He dropped a couple of these into the trolley and immediately the price came up on the screen. At the exit to the mart, he dropped a couple of transparent octagonal shillings into the trolley’s collection tray, before taking up his goods and leaving. Descending the steps he, as was his habit, wondered how such a system dealt with theft. No doubt this mart had an AI keeping a few hundred little eyes on that situation. He had probably been identified the moment he walked through the door. This thought was immediately confirmed for him.
‘Message for Sable Keech,’ came a voice through the audio input from his aug.
‘Go ahead,’ he said.
‘It has been reported that you purchased Intertox Virex 24. You are advised that all Intertox drugs have a seven-minute active life in reification balms.’
‘I am aware of that.’
‘Thank you for your attention,’ said the voice, and the audio shut off.
Staring out over the sea, with the two containers clutched against his chest, Keech thought it so nice to know someone cared. What bitterness there was in the thought was muted — hardly alive.
The morning breeze had died to a flat calm, and the sun had become almost distinct in the verdigris sky. With nothing now to do, the sail — bored with hanging on the spars — had folded its wings and was now perched on a spar munching on a rhinoworm steak. Crew were either off-shift and sleeping, or catching up on jobs that had been left unattended while the ship was moving. Anne had a party busy below decks, checking the caulking and all else that might affect the integrity of the hull. It was a make-work task as the tough yanwood did not rot and was infrequently damaged. Boris was greasing the steering cables, and taking his time about it, while Pland was supervising a couple of juniors as they scrubbed stains out of the deck — it was obviously an authority he relished, having been the one holding the brush only a few journeys back. Peck cleaned his shotgun with fastidious attention: it had lasted him well this weapon, over a hundred years, though of course, with all the parts he had replaced, it was no longer actually the same shotgun. He deliberately didn’t get involved in anything too laborious, as he knew what his next job would be.