Bink dropped the fungus. "Crombie, didn't you-" He broke off, reconsidering. "Crombie, would you point out the worst thing we could eat?"
The griffin shrugged and pointed. Right toward the fungus.
"You absolute idiot!" Chester exclaimed to the griffin. "Have the feathers in your brains rotted? You just a moment ago pointed it out as safe!"
Crombie squawked angrily. "Bink must have picked up the wrong item. My talent is never wrong."
Humfrey was now examining the piece of wood. "Crombie's talent is always wrong," he remarked absently. "That's why I never rely on it."
Even Chester was surprised at this. "Magician, the soldier is no prize-even I am willing to concede that-but usually his talent is sound."
Crombie squawked, outraged at this qualified endorsement
"Maybe so. I wouldn't know." The Magician squinted at a passing sweat gnat. "What is that creature?"
"You don't recognize a common sweat gnat?" Bink asked, amazed. "A moment ago you were classifying the most obscure bugs, discovering new species!"
Humfrey's brow furrowed. "Why should I do that? I know nothing about bugs."
Man, griffin, and centaur exchanged glances. "First Crombie, then the Magician," Chester murmured. "It must be the madness."
"But wouldn't that affect all of us?" Bink asked, worried. "This is more like a misfire of talents. Crombie pointed out the worst food instead of the best, and Humfrey switched from knowledge to ignorance-"
"Right when the chunk of wood switched hands!" Chester finished.
"We'd better get him away from that wood."
"Yes," Chester agreed, and stepped toward Humfrey.
"No, please-let me do it," Bink said quickly, confident that his talent could handle the situation best. He approached Humfrey. "Excuse me, sir." He lifted the chunk gently from the Magician's grasp.
"Why doesn't it affect you?" Chester asked. "Or me?"
"It affects you, centaur," Humfrey said. "But since you don't know your talent, you don't see how it is reversed. As for Bink-he is a special case."
So the Good Magician was back in form. "Then this wood reverses spells?" Bink asked.
"More or less. At least it changes the thrust of active magic. I doubt it would restore the griffin cow or the stone men, if that's what you're contemplating. Those spells are now passive. Only a complete interruption of magic itself would nullify them."
"Uh, yes," Bink said uncertainly.
"What kind of a special case are you?" Chester demanded of Bink. "You don't do any magic."
"You might say I'm immune," Bink said cautiously, wondering why his talent was no longer protecting itself from discovery. Then he looked down at the wood in his hand. Was he immune?
He dropped the wood. "Squawk!" Crombie said. "So that's why my talent missed! That wood made me pumf squawk screech-"
The golem had wandered near the wood, and his translation had disintegrated. Bink gently lifted Grundy away from it
" of what I meant to," the golem continued, blithely unaware of the change. "It's dangerous!"
"It certainly is," Bink agreed. He kicked the wood away.
Chester was not reassured. "That means this was an incidental foul-up. We have yet to face the madness."
Crombie located the nearest safe food, successfully this time. It was a lovely cookie bush growing from the rich soil beside the bones. They feasted on chocolate-chip cookies. A handy water-chestnut tree provided ample drink: all they had to do was pluck the fresh chestnuts and puncture them to extract the water.
As Bink chewed and drank, his eye fell on another earth mound. This time he scraped it away carefully with a stick, but could find nothing except loose earth. "I think these things are following me," he said. "But what is the point? They don't do anything, they just sit there."
"I'll take a look at one in the morning," the Magician said, his curiosity moderately aroused.
They set up house within the gaunt cage of bones as darkness closed in. Bink lay back on the cushion of sponge moss beneath the skeleton-he had checked this out carefully to make sure it was harmless-and watched the stars emerge. Camping out was not so terrible!
At first the stars were mere points of light peeking between the bars of the bone-enclosure. But soon Bink perceived patterns in them: the constellations. He was not conversant with the stars, because Xanth was not safe at night; he had stayed inside, and when caught outside had hurried to shelter. Thus he found the landscape of the night sky intriguing. He had somehow thought, for no good reason, that the stars were of equivalent brightness, evenly dispersed. Instead, they were highly varied in both respects, ranging from piercing-bright to look-again dim, and from solitary splendor to clustered confusion. In fact they seemed to form patterns. In his mind he could draw lines between them, fashioning pictures. There was the head of a man, and a curving line like a snake, and a blob with tentacles like a tangle tree. As he concentrated, these things became more definite. The figures assumed greater definition and conviction, seeming almost real. "Say, there's a centaur!" Bink exclaimed. "Naturally," Chester said. "That's one of the established constellations. Been there for centuries."
"But it looks alive! I thought I saw it move."
"No, the constellations don't move. Not that way. They-" Chester broke off.
"He did move!" Bink cried. "His arm, fetching an arrow from his bag-"
"His quiver," Chester corrected him. "Something strange here. Must be atmospherics."
"Or maybe the air moving," Bink said. Chester snorted. They watched the centaur in the sky take out his arrow, fit it to his bow, and cast about for some target. There was a swan in view, but it was a very large, tame bird, not suitable for hunting. There was a fox, but it slid out of sight behind some herdsmen before the centaur could take proper aim, Then a great bear showed up. It was trying to catch a lion cub, but the adult lion was nearby, almost as large as the bear and in an ornery mood. The two big predators circled each other, while the pointing arrowhead of the centaur traced their movements; which one should be taken first?
"Take the lion, stupid," Chester muttered. "Then the bear will take the cub, and leave you alone."
Bink was fascinated, both by this animation of the constellations, and by the strength and grace of the weird beasts. The centaur was a regular creature, of course-but only in mythology relating to Mundania did animals like bears and lions and swans exist. Parts of them showed up in the form of sphinxes, chimerae, griffins, and such, but that didn't really count. A Mundane lion could also be reckoned as the body of a griffin with the head of an ant lion, a composite deriving from the Xanth originals. Now with the shield down, animals could cross the boundary freely, and probably at the fringe all types mixed. Bink regretted, in retrospect, that he had not had the chance to see such creatures as bears in the flesh, when he had visited Mundania. But he had been glad enough to return to Xanth, then!
Almost under the centaur's tail, another strange Mundane creature appeared: a wolf. It resembled a one-headed dog. Bink had seen werewolves in the flesh, but that might not count. What a horror it must be in Mundania, where wolves were locked permanently in their animal form, unable to revert to men!
The sky-centaur whirled on the wolf, aiming his bow. But the wolf was already moving on, because a huge scorpion was following him. The scorpion was being chased by a man-no, it only thought the man was after it. The man, a hugely muscled brute, was actually pursuing a serpent, trying to smash in its head with a club. Yet a dragon was hot after the man, and a really strange long-necked animal followed the dragon. In fact the whole sky was alive with oddities, making it seem like a much more interesting place than the Land of Xanth.