That was why, whenever he could, Dobbs went for a walk instead.
Behind the campers was an open field, but at the far end of that field was a collection of freestanding trees, a forward thrust first wave of vegetation with a larger column of forest bringing up the rear. A vanguard of nature’s toilet, located only about a quarter of a mile away.
LEARNING how to dump in the woods—without either getting bitten by nature or coming into contact with something that caused a rash—was never on Dobbs’ list of life goals.
He grew up in Minnesota. Not particularly athletic, he ended up in a common enough geeky-smart-socially-awkward niche that steered most young men in the direction of comic books and RPG’s, but which took him on a side path to UFO fandom.
A child looking up at the night sky hoping to see strange lights will inevitably see strange lights, especially when one’s definition of unidentified is fluid and poorly informed by astronomical and aeronautical minutia. Most of his preteen years up until his extremely belated puberty was spent keeping a logbook of all the lights he saw, with important details like time-of-night, direction he was facing, and so forth. He wasn’t technically proficient enough to measure the exact position of these objects, but that was okay because eventually he realized he was mostly recording one of the flight patterns out of MSP International.
The interest didn’t wane as he grew up, though; it just became more focused. He became deeply involved in online groups, tracking sightings somewhat more genuine than the 9: 42 PM to Chicago, and perhaps more importantly developing real bonds with people as excited about UFO’s as he was.
His favorite listserv quickly became the one run by UFOMAN, a legendary figure in the online version of the UFO-hunting community. It was through that board, and specifically from UFOMAN himself that Dobbs first heard of the ship that landed in Sorrow Falls. This came out as an IMPORTANT bulletin direct from UFOMAN, citing TOP SECRET sources, CONFIRMING the existence of an alien presence in rural Massachusetts.
It was a big deal, being only the fifth time Dobbs had ever seen such an important announcement. (The other four, sadly, turned out to be hoaxes.) It was met with skepticism—some appropriate, some inappropriate and a little too personal, which was the nature of things on the Internet as regards nearly any subject. And since it came a full two weeks before the president informed the world, it was two weeks’ worth of an unpleasant flame war. By the end of it, when UFOMAN—largely unflappable throughout—suggested ‘we all’ get the nearest gas-powered vehicle at our disposal and head to northwestern Massachusetts, he was greeted largely with ridicule.
Dobbs believed him. He was also out of work, having just graduated with a degree in electrical engineering that wasn’t getting him as far as it should have. So he was free. And it turned out UFOMAN lived in Minnesota as well. His real name was Art Shoeman, a widowed retiree who had just buried his life savings in a camper and was looking for another driver.
Art was also looking for someone to clean the toilet for him, but of course he didn’t bring that up right away.
THE WALK from campers to the tree line was considerable. There were closer trees across the street, but they went only a couple deep, there was a fence on the other side of them, and the soldiers didn’t take kindly to people using that part of their perimeter for that sort of thing.
The walk across the field was over ground that was usually pretty dry, even after rains, which could explain why it hadn’t been active farmland even before the invasion. But it had its share of snakes and rodents of unusual size, so it wasn’t really a super-pleasant journey. Not that Dobbs would ever be mistaken for an outdoorsman who might otherwise appreciate a walk through nature. He had allergies, he didn’t enjoy exercise in general, and he felt a lot more at home in front of a panel of electronics than just about anywhere else.
He did enjoy the stars, though. There was almost no atmospheric interference with the view of the sky in this part of the world, so it was a pretty great view. Some nights it made him want to be an astronomer. If he thought there was time, he’d teach himself how to become one.
That wasn’t going to happen, though. People had learned to relax and stop worrying about the ship, but he knew better. Something was coming, it would be soon, and it would be bad. He couldn’t prove it, though, and he’d been saying that almost constantly for long enough that he had lost a lot of friends who simply refused to listen. (Even the original listserv moved on, which was amazing. A UFO mailing list decided to stop paying attention to a verified alien ship. The world had gone mad.)
He didn’t know yet what the end was going to look like. His current theory was that the ship was an unmanned probe that was reporting information on all of them via a means that science simply didn’t understand and could not detect.
Or, they could detect it, and the government was keeping it to themselves. Dobbs went back and forth on this a lot. Art was inclined to believe in the super-competence of governments when it came to conspiracies, so it was his opinion that they knew a lot more than they were letting on. He spent as much time watching the army as the ship, for exactly this reason. Dobbs often leaned in the other direction, toward a government that was so incompetent they didn’t notice anything, but it was hard to tell if this was conviction or an instinct to present a contrary opinion for the sake of variety.
He made it to the trees. It was a cool night, but he was covered in sweat by the time he got there. That’s my workout for the day, he thought. A walk to the poop-trees.
He had a pattern, a system that involved visiting the trees in a certain order. This was to allow his prior contributions to the environment to dry (he covered them, but that didn’t always do much good) so he didn’t inadvertently step in a fresh something of his own making. This night’s visit was to tree number five, and he was on his way there when he thought he heard someone moving around in the woods.
“Hello?” he called.
It was unlikely anybody else from the trailers was out there; he’d have seen them walking.
“Someone there?”
He stood motionless and listened carefully, at first just to his heartbeat and to his breathing, but then to the woods around him.
There.
He heard it again, to his right. A rustling. Dead twigs, dried leaves… something with a little weight to it was moving around in the copse other than him.
It occurred to Dobbs for the first time that there might be wolves. He’d never heard of them out here, but that didn’t mean they weren’t there.
Wolves, or coyotes or bears. Or a giant deer.
But it wasn’t a wolf, or anything else on four legs.
A man stepped from behind one of the trees, mostly hidden from the starlight by the shadows.
“Oh, hi,” Dobbs greeted. “Um, sorry, I’m just… these aren’t your trees, are they?”
The man didn’t move or speak. Or necessarily even breathe, as far as Dobbs could tell. It was a little unnerving.
“Of course they aren’t your trees, the government owns… I’m Dobbs. I live in one of those trailers over there. I’m expected back soon.”
Silence. In the trickle of moonlight and starlight and lights from the spaceship perimeter, Dobbs could see enough to tell the man had a suit on, which was just weird on top of weird. Who would go walking around in the woods at night in a suit?