With the same amount of precaution I had used in leaving it. After all I had gone through I did not want to get a hole blown through me by some trigger-happy recruit. The only way to get off this planet was to surrender to the authorities. But I wanted to do that on my own terms.
The restaurant was the ideal place. I approached it under the cover of the ornamental shrubbery, out of sight of the policemen stamping up and down before the entrance, and slipped in through an open window. A few early risers were already tucking into their breakfasts and I intended to do the same. I filled a plate from the buffet, poured a glass of juice and a cup of coffee, and was well into the same before one of the waiters noticed me and did a trembling take. As he hurried off I took my coffee and moved to another table that was closer to the other diners.
“What was all that trouble about yesterday?” I asked an elderly couple who were shoveling down eggs as though the last hen alive had just died.
“Won’t tell us, that’s what. Not a word,” he said between bites. She nodded agreement, never slowing. “Not good enough I told them. Didn’t pay my money to watch a gunfight. Money back I told them, next ship out.” Before I could think of a witty answer there was a struggle in the doorway as a half-dozen policemen pushed their way through and ran to my table. Guns pointed.
“Tf vnil iTialfp a rnnvp wf firpl” rm*] nf thpm cinll,prt “Waiter!” I called out loudly. “Get the manager! Get somebody, quickly! Tell him to come at once!” I sipped my coffee as the uniformed mob pushed close. “You will come with us,” an officer said.
“Why?” I asked quietly, aware of the watching tourists and hotel employees.
Two of the cops grabbed me by the shoulders and pulled me to my feet. I did not resist, though it took a decided effort of will. More men were approaching and I recognized one of them. Our guide.
“Jorge!” I shouted. “What is the meaning of this? Who are these strangely dressed men?” “They are police,” he said~wringing his hands together and looking very unhappy. “They wish to talk to you.” “Fine. They can talk to me right here. I’m a tourist and I have my rights.” There was a good deal of shouting then in Espanol, backed by the conversational hum of the gathering tourists. Everything was going fine. Jorge turned back to me, looking even more unhappy.
“I’m sorry, I can do nothing. They wish you to go with them.” “Kidnapped!” I shouted: “A poor tourist kidnapped by fake police! Call the government, call the tourist board, call my consul! You’ll pay for this-I’ll sue this two-bit planet into bankruptcy if you let this happen.” The onlookers murmured in agreement and they might even have let me go if a tall officer had not pushed through the crowd. He was steely of eye and firm of glance, and immediately took charge of the matter.
“Do not worry my good sir, you are not under arrest, goodness no. Release him at once!” The restraining hands dropped away. He smiled and turned to me, and when he spoke it was as much for the benefit of the watching tourists as for mine.
“It seems there was an accident yesterday and these men believe that you witnessed it...” “I didn’t see anything. And who are you?” “My name is Oliveira, Captain Oliveira. I am pleased to hear that you saw nothing. Would you then be kind enough to come with me and tell me what you didn’t see. There were innocent victims of the accident and I’m sure that you would want to help them. Don’t you?” His smile was so sincere, his logic so impeccable that now I was beginning to look like the broken cog in the wheels of justice. I was just as reasonable.
“Glad to help. But where are we going? I want to leave a message for my wife.” For an instant there was cold anger beneath Oliveira’s warm smile. “To central police headquarters...” “Fine. Hey, you,” I waved a waiter over. “As soon as I go I want you to go up and see my wife in twenty-ten. Tell her what happened. Tell her I’ll be back for lunch. Do you hear that, folks?” I raised my voice so every tourist within earshot knew what was happening. “I’m going to help these kind policemen in an accident investigation. Maybe they’ll tell me what all the noise was about around here yesterday. I’ll come back by lunchtime and let you know all about it. Let’s go Captain Oliveira.” I moved towards the door so fast that they had to hurry to follow me. I had done what I could; now it was up to the police. If I suffered any unfortunate accidents everyone present would know who was to blame.
There were dark looks and mutterings in tongues as we all jammed into a patrol car. After this it was screaming sirens and screeching tires as we hurtled up the road away from the beach, past the airport and on into the city beyond. Captain Oliveira did not travel with us. I saw him speed ahead in another car. Undoubtedly to prepare a reception for me. But I laugh at fear and danger! I laughed aloud to prove this and the policemen looked at me as though I were mad. Maybe I was-to come here in the first place. But it was a little late for second thoughts. I practiced breathing exercises and relaxing techniques and was feeling very fit indeed when we drove through an open gate and on into a grim-looking courtyard.
What followed was pretty much routine, a routine, that is, that I had experienced far too often before. I was stripped to the skin and my clothes whisked away to be searched. My fair body was x-rayed and a dentist, with a terminal case of garlic breath, examined my teeth closely. Just for a change there were no devices concealed there, or anywhere else on my person. When this ritual was completed I was given a cotton robe and a pair of scuffs to wear. With a stout policeman on each side I was hurried into the presence of Captain Oliveira. All pretense of politeness had vanished. His voice was cold and his gaze penetrating.
“Who are you?” he said, “A simple tourist abused by your bullies...” “Cargata!” he growled, and I memorized the word, sure that it was a bit of local profanity that would come in bandy. “You were observed talking to a wanted criminal and were given a message by this person. When you were questioned by an officer performing his duty you assaulted him. When other policemen came to question you about this you assaulted them as well. This is a peaceful world and we will not allow this kind of violence. More police and troops were sent to arrest you before you caused any more violence-but you did assault more men and cause more violence. You will now tell me who you are and what you are doing here-and what the message was you received from the local criminals.” “No,” I said firmly, my expression now just as coldly angry as his was. “I came to your miserable planet for a holiday. I was attacked and defended myself. I was a combat marine for a number of years so I know exactly how that should be done.” I had had this fact inserted in my identification just in case of circumstances like this one. “I don’t know why your thugs attacked me-nor do I care. They tried to kill me and I fought back. I then waited until it was quieter before I reappeared and surrendered. Now you can release me. I have nothing more to say.” “No!” he shouted, losing his temper and hammering his fists on the desk. “You will tell me the truth or I will beat it out of you... “ “You’re an idiot, Oliveira. All of those tourists know that I am in police custody. Touch one hair of my head and there goes your tourist industry. Forever. Now I am prepared to make a single statement. Just once. And I want a lie detector when I do it...” “That chair you are sitting in is a lie detector. Speak!” I’m glad I hadn’t known that while I was lying! Now all I had to do was watch how I phrased my statement.
“Good. Now, for the record. I was given a book by someone I had never seen before, I have not seen this person since, so I could not have received any information from her, ~l don’t know who she is or why she contacted me. Period. End of statement. Now get my clothes because I am getting out of here.” I stood and faced him in silence. His expression did not change, but I could see an artery throbbing furiously in his temple. He was possessed with anger-but he was smart. He had to kill me or let me go. That was all the choice he had and he knew it. When he finally spoke it was in a low and controlled voice. But I believed every word that he said.