A good question. With very little hope of an answer at the present time.
"Truthfully—1 don't know. But you have my word, Morton, because I got you into this. My first priority, before anything else, is to get you out of trouble and safe. Don't ask how—because I don't know yet."
"You can't blame yourself. It was I who opened my mouth to that cagaling corporal. That's where it started." We had been walking while we talked, getting closer and closer to the airfield. The road that we were taking curved around the end of the field, separated from it by a high wire fence, well illuminated by bright lights. On the other side of the fence were grass and taxiways. A heavy freighter had just landed. It trundled by and we watched it go. When it had moved on a flock of black birds swooped down and began poking about in the grass. One of them unfolded its wings and flew toward the fence, landing on the other side. It cocked its head at me and spoke. "You are not alone."
"Obviously. He's safe. Is that you, Varod."
"No. Captain Varod is offduty."
"Get him. I don't talk to just any old crow."
"You will be contacted."
The bird turned about and opened its beak and spread its wings. It took off without flapping, making a whistling sound.
"Jet powered," I said. "Air intake in its mouth. Jet exhaust just where you imagine it might be. Let's walk." There was the whine of an approaching siren and a detector van came hurtling down the road. It slowed when it passed us, the dish aerial pointing in our direction, then moved on.
"They are really efficient about spotting radio transmission," I said.
"Is that bird a radio?"
"Among other things. It is remotely controlled and probably has some logic circuitry for hopping about and staying with the other birds. Only when it transmits back to base can it be detected."
"Where is the base?"
"You don't want to know. Or who is operating it. But I can assure you they mean no harm to this country."
"Why not?" He spoke with great agitation now. "Toll them to get to work and get rid of the military and their friends and start elections again. Do you know how long the present state of emergency has been going on? I'll tell you, I checked. The so-called temporary emergency was declared over two hundred years ago. Some emergency! Tell your bird friends they can cause all the trouble they want as far as I'm concemecL"
"I heard that," the bird said in a deep voice, swooping out of the darkness and landing on my shoulder. "Our work is not to cause trouble. We labor only to…"
"Varod, shut up," I said. "We have limited communication time before the detectors show up again and let us not waste it with speeches. I have found out the invasion plans."
The bird cocked his eye at me and nodded. "Very good," it said. "Details soonest, I am recording. Where is the invasion site?"
"Not on this planet. They are readying a space fleet to attack another planet."
"You are sure of this?"
"I eavesdropped. I'm sure."
"What is the name of the planet?"
"I have no idea."
"I will return. I must get rid of the detector van." The bird whistled into the sky leaving the stench of burned jet fuel behind. It did a neat barrel roll and landed on the top of a passing truck. Still broadcasting, I imagine, because a moment later the detector van hurtled by in pursuit of the truck. We walked on.
"What's this about an invasion? What did you find out?"
"Just that. The one in charge is a General Zennor. I imagine it will happen pretty soon from the way that he was talking . . ,"
There was a whistle and a blast of hot air: sharp claws dug into my scalp right through my cap as the bird landed on my head.
"You must discover what planet is being invaded," it said.
"Find out yourself. Follow them when they take off."
"Impossible. The nearest spacer with detection gear is four days away. It may not get here in time."
"Tough. Ouch."
I rubbed my scalp where the bird had removed some hair when it took off, then bent to pick up my cap. We turned a corner just as another detector vehicle roared by behind us.
"tet's mix with the crowds," I told Morion. "That detector is going to get suspicious if it keeps finding us around every time it gets a reading."
"Could we mix with crowds that are eating and drinking?"
"Good thinking. And I know just where to go," I stepped off the curb as I said this and stood with my hand raised—directly in front of a truck. The driver hit the brake and squealed to a shivering halt in front of me. "Driving a little fast, aren't we?" I snarled at the driver. "I didn't see you, captain…"
"And I know why you didn't see me. Because one of your headlights is burnt out, that's why. But I am feeling generous today. If you take me and my companion to the Officers' Club I might forget I ever saw you." Not that the driver had any choice. He dropped us in front of the club and roared away. We entered to sample the heady joys which, for the most part, were identical with the noncoms' club except here there were waitresses. About a quarter of the tables were occupied: everyone else must still be on duty. Our steaks and beer appeared with exemplary speed and we dived at them with growls of hunger. We were almost finished when an officer appeared in the doorway and blew a whistle.
"All right, fall out and fall in. Everyone. Emergency muster. Transportation outside. That means you," he said pointing a mean finger in our direction.
"We just came offduty, colonel," I said. "You're just going back on. And I see that you have eaten which I haven't, so don't cross me boy."
"Just leaving, sir!"
Morton and I joined the rush, out the door and into the waiting bus. The colonel entered last and the driver pulled away,
"Here is as much as I can tell you," the colonel said, shouting so he could be heard above the engine's noise. "Due to reasons that are no concern of yours our current plans have been moved forward. You are going into action and you are going at onc"" There were questions and cries of complaint which he shouted down.
"Silence! I know you are all desk-driving fat-gutted base personnel—but you are also soldiers. Because of the acceleration in planning some combat officer transfers will not arrive in time. You officers have all just volunteered to take their place. You will get combat gear and you will join your troops and you will board the transport at once. We will all be away by midnight."
The colonel ignored all the complaints and protests and finally lost his temper. He pulled a wicked-looking pistol from his holster and fired a shot up through the roof of the bus. Then pointed the gun at us. The silence was extreme. He had a nasty smile and pointed teeth.
"That is better," he said, and kept the weapon pointed. "You are all time-serving cagal-kopfs which means you have wangled and bought soft assignments which will do you no good now. You are in the army and in the army you obey orders." He fired another shot into the roof as the bus stopped. "Now, I want volunteers for combat duty. All volunteers step forward."
We stepped forward in a rush. The lights in the supply depot were burning brightly in the night, clerks waited by the loaded shelves and an officer blocked the doorway.
"Move aside," our colonel said, keeping a wary eye on us as we emerged from the bus.
"Can't, sir," the supply officer said. "I can't issue anything until I have the orders from headquarters. They haven't come through yet . . ,"
"The colonel shot out the light over the depot door then put the hot muzzle of his gun against the supply officer's nose.
"What did you say?" the colonel growled.
"Orders just arrived, sir! Open up in there and issue everything. Quickly!"
And quickly was what it was. We surged through the depot at top speed, grabbing up clothing, boots, barracks bags, belts, everything on the run. The manic colonel seemed to be everywhere now, his gun banging occasionally to keep up the pace. The street behind the building was a hellish scene of officers tearing off their uniforms, discarding them on the ground as they pulled on the green combat fatigues, jamming helmets on heads and everything else into their bags. Staggering forward into the next building where weapons were being issued. But no ammunition I noticed; the colonel was no fool. Stumbling under the weight of my burdens I staggered out into the street and dropped against a wall, adrip with perspiration. Morton dropped next to me.