"Feeling any better, Jim?" a distant voice said and I felt something wet and cool on my forehead.
"Shbsha…" I said, or something like that. Chomped my dry mouth and opened my eyes. Floyd's face swam blurrily into view. I blinked and saw that he was smiling. He put the cold cloth back onto my forehead, which felt very nice.
"You got a bad one on the back of your head," he said. "They didn't hit me quite as hard."
I started to say 'Where are we?' but figured that was a pretty dim question with an obvious answer. I could see a barred door which was hint enough. It hurt when I sat up on the bunk. Floyd handed me a plastic cup of water which I gurgled down and passed back for a refill. I patted my pockets and the seams of my trousers hopefully, but all my concealed weaponry was gone.
"Seen any dogs around lately?"
"Nope."
So that was that. Hit on the head. Imprisoned. Deserted by man's best friend. Somewhere underground so my jaw radio probably wouldn't work. Just in case I clacked hard and called for attention, but couldn't even get any static.
"Well - it could be worse," Floyd said in a repellently cheery fashion. I was about to curse him out when he got just the answer he deserved.
"And it will be. You will be dead," the man said from the other side of the barred door. "Instantly. If you attempt to touch me or the Killerbot behind me. Is that clear?"
He was gray-haired, stern-faced, dressed in the same combat fatigues and spiked helmet as everyone else whom we had seen here. The only difference was that his spike was gold and had stylized wings on it. He moved aside and pointed at the very deadly-looking collection of mobile military hardware behind him. All guns, clubs, wheels, knives and metal teeth. Teeth? For tearing out throats?
I had no intention of finding out. "Follow me," our captor said, turning and walking away. The cell door clicked and swung open. Floyd and I shuffled out and followed him at a discreet distance. Clanking and rattling, the Killerbot rumbled along behind us.
The hallway, while being a depressing and drab tone of gray, was at least well lit. At regular intervals were framed photographs - apparently all of the same individual from what I could see as we walked past. Or of a number of scowling military types differing only in the braid and the medals on their camouflage suits.
Our host turned into a doorway that was flanked by studded steel columns. We followed - all too aware of the clanking apparatus just behind.
"Impressive," I said, looking around the giant chamber. Black marble floor and walls. A large window looking out onto a military camp filled with flapping flags, marching troops, rows of armor-plated vehicles. Since we were deep underground it was obviously a projection - but a very good one. These militaristic themes were also carried through in the interior decorations; light fixtures made of aerial bombs, machine-gun flowerpots, draperies assembled from tattered, ancient banners. I found it horribly depressing.
Without looking back our captor marched around the gigantic conference table and sat down in the single, high-backed chair there. With a wave of his hand he indicated the two smaller chairs before us.
"Sit," he commanded. Behind us was a clank and rattle, a hiss of escaping steam. We sat.
Something brushed my ankle and I looked down and saw that padded clamps had swung into position to secure my legs; motors whirred and they tightened.
I threw my arms into the air just as clamps from the chair arms swung out and clicked shut on empty air.
"Not wise," our host said. There was a clank-clank close behind me and what could only have been a gun-muzzle ground into the back of my neck. The wrist clamps snapped open. I sighed and dropped my arms. I didn't have to look to know that Floyd had been imprisoned the same way.
"Leave."
When his master commanded the ambulatory war-machine clanked and rumbled out of the room and I heard the immense doors close.
"I am The Commander," our captor said, leaning back in his chair and lighting a large, green cigar.
"Is that your title or your name?" I asked.
"Both," he said, blowing a ring of blue smoke towards the ceiling. "I have imprisoned you since I do not wish to be attacked - nor do I wish to have anyone or anything present while we talk." He touched a button on his desk and looked at pulsing purple light. "And now we are secure against eavesdropping."
"Going to tell us who all you guys are, what you are doing here and that sort of thing?" I asked.
"Assuredly. We are The Survivalists."
"I think I heard a reference to your mob before."
"Undoubtedly. During the years of the Breakdown there were a number of groups with that name. We are the only ones who deserve it since we are the only ones who survive."
"Survivalists," Floyd said, and went on as though reading from a book. "Groups who believed in the inevitability of the coming war, as well as the inability of their own governments to protect them, who then withdrew from society into underground bunkers equipped with food, water, ammunition and supplies adequate to survive any catastrophe. None survive."
"Very good - you are quoting from…?"
"Handbook of Historical Nuts, Cults and Saviors."
"Very good - except for the title and the last line. We survived."
"A little too well," I said. "The Breakdown Wars are long gone and the galaxy is at peace now."
"I'm glad to hear that. Just don't tell anyone else here."
"Why not? But let me guess. You want to keep them stupid and in line because you are onto a very good thing. For as long as there is war or the threat of war those in charge tend to stay in charge. Which, of course, is you."
"An excellent summation, Jim. Though there are those who are unhappy with the state of things…"
"We've met them. Youngsters who perhaps aren't too happy with the militaristic status quo and war forever. Who perhaps prefer a future in the bosom of their families. That is assuming you do have families?"
"Of course, safe and secure in the residential caverns. We guard them and protect them - "
"As well as having a generally good time playing soldier and bossing everybody about."
"Your criticism is becoming tiring."
He looked quizzically at his cigar ash, then tapped it into the ashtray before him. Which was made from a shell casing of course. Something black stirred at the very edge of my vision but I made no move to look that way. It was about time Fido made an appearance.
"So what do you want us for?" Floyd asked.
"I thought that was obvious. I want to find out who you are and how much you know about us."
There was a quick movement from under the table to my chair, out of The Commander's line of sight. The thing must have then climbed the back of my chair because Aida's voice whispered in my ear.
"I have done a voice analysis of a recording I made during the interrupted meeting. I stripped away the interference of the voice occulter and now know who the speaker who called himself Alphamega is… "
"I already know," I said.
"Know what?" The Commander said. "What are you saying?"
"Sorry, just speaking my thoughts aloud. My thoughts being that you are playing some kind of complicated game, aren't you? You called me by name - and we have never been introduced. Of course if you were present at the meeting of the young dissidents you would know who I was. And now I know who you are."
I smiled and let the silence stretch before I spoke.
"The Commander - or Alphamega - which name do you prefer? Since you are both of them rolled into one."
Chapter 25
I can kill you - quite quickly," The Commander said coldly and calmly. But at the same time he was stubbing and crunching his cigar out in a most agitated manner.
"Temper, temper," I said. "Since you appear to be in charge of both sides in this internal conflict, and you obviously got us here for a reason - why don't you just tell us all about it?"