Book 2 - The Story of Me
Lesley Jones
Carnage
Book 2 - The Story of Me
Lesley Jones
Copyright 2014 Lesley Jones
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Editing by Hot Tree Editing
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Dedication
Whether side by side
or miles apart
we are sisters.
We may not be connected by hand
but we are always connected by heart.
Glossary of Terms
The following is a glossary of terms which have been used throughout this book. These euphemisms and slang words form part of the United Kingdom’s spoken word, which is the basis of this book’s writing style.
Please remember, that the words are not misspelled, they are slang terms and are part of the everyday, United Kingdom and Australian lifestyle. This book has been written using UK English.
If you would like further explanation, or to discuss the translation or meaning of a particular word, please do not hesitate to contact the author – contact details have been provided, for your convenience, at the end of this book.
I hope you enjoy a look into the United Kingdom/Australian way of life.
Arsed
Can’t be bothered doing something.
Bespoke
Created especially for someone, in the same way that you say custom.
Bird
A young woman.
Bloody
Swearword originating in England, used in the middle of words/phrases to emphasize meaning - be it good, sarcastic or bad.
Bog
Toilet.
Bogies
A piece of dried mucus discharged from the nose.
Bollocking
When one is lectured, criticised or reprimanded.
Bollocks
Generally indicates contempt for a certain task, subject or opinion.
Brass
Prostitute.
Charlie
Cocaine.
Divvy
A fool or idiot.
Faffing
To spend time on a non-productive activity; "to waste time".
Fuckeration
The meaning is that whatever you have gotten yourself into, it is one holy fucked up, fuckeration of a mess.
Gaff
House or place.
Gissit
'Give Us It' or just 'Give It'.
Gobby
Talkative.
Hark
Look at you, or listen to you.
Gregory
Cockney rhyming slang: Gregory Peck – neck.
Krypton Factor
A British game show that tested physical stamina and mental attributes.
Mate
Buddy or a friend.
Narna
To get very angry or to lose it.
Mildred
Vagina.
Off My Tits
To be VERY much under the influence of a substance. Most commonly used as either an excuse or a conversation starter.
Off License
A shop licensed to sell alcoholic beverages for consumption off the premises.
Plonked
Meaning to put something down, unceremoniously.
Scooby
Clue.
Shag
To have sex, or get your fuck on, to score, get some, hit it, tap it, do it.
Shitfaced
Under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Skin Up
To make a cannabis cigarette.
Soundo
This is London slang for asleep. It derives from the phrase "sound asleep" thus "soundo".
Stellar
A word used when something is outstanding or immense.
Swanning
Posing or posturing around.
Take/ing the Piss
To take liberties at the expense of others, or to be unreasonable.
Tarted Up
To improve the appearance of something.
Telly
Television.
Tits Up
Something that is no longer functioning or working.
Tuppence Worth
Phrase used when someone has brought all the evidences to support his point of view.
Whaz
Urinate.
Whizz
Speed.
Acknowledgments
So, where do I begin with the thank yous for this one?
When I wrote Carnage, I really did intend for it to be a standalone and I honestly prepared myself for some major backlash because of the non HEA, and although I have had that to some degree, the general reaction to Carnage has knocked me sideways. I truly never imagined it would get the response that it has. I really hope I’ve given Georgia the ending she deserved, and regardless of what team you are on, you have enjoyed reading the conclusion of her story.
So, the thank yous, the list this time, really is endless.
As always, I’d like to thank my family, especially my husband, my rock, my Tiger. Without him, this book and possibly the last may never have happened.
To my SC ladies, Vix, Kaz, Wendy, Chell, Tash and Nic, thank you for the chats and for keeping me grounded.
To my publicist, Jen Freligh, thank you, thank you, thank you for all that you do and for always having my back and for having the best HC pics, that somehow, just keep me inspired to write another chapter.
To the admin team and all of the members of the Carnage Support Page, you ladies really do rock. I mean, seriously, ROCK, YES, SHOUTY CAPS!
My betas and my Angels, again a massive thank you for your tireless pimping and getting the word out there.
To every blogger out there who has allowed my book to be mentioned on their page or who has gone all the way and reviewed my work. I thank you for all of your support and just want you to know how much you are truly appreciated.
Thank you to Margreet Asselberg for my amazing cover and to Mandy and Becky from Hot Tree Editing. It’s been an absolute pleasure to work with you.
To each and every one of my readers, I thank you for your support and your dedication. You’re a fearsome bunch and I love the passion that you show for my books. Hopefully, over the next year or so, I will get to meet a whole lot more of you.
Table of Contents
Dedication
Glossary of Terms
Acknowledgments
Prologue - Cam