So she found herself agreeing to meet Ritchie Good at six o’clock in the Crown and Anchor.
The fact that she had chosen Fethering’s only pub as a rendezvous was a measure of how little Jude was anticipating any kind of relationship. Had the assignation been with anyone who really interested her, she would opted for another venue, a place from where the news of her tryst did not immediately go straight round the village. There was security for her in the Crown and Anchor. It put her on her home base, and there’d be people she knew there – Ted Crisp the landlord, his bar manager Zosia and some of the regulars.
Jude also told herself that she might get more information from Ritchie about Hester Winstone and what had reduced her to a suicidal state. The woman had, after all, said that Ritchie had chatted her up. But Jude knew that was really only an excuse. There was also the fact that he was a very attractive man.
He was late. Jude was already installed in an alcove with a large Chilean Chardonnay, and had already heard Ted’s Joke of the Day (‘Where are the Seychelles?’ ‘I don’t know – where are the Seychelles?’ ‘On the Seyshore.’).
Ritchie Good apologized for his tardiness. ‘Sorry, I got held up at work.’
‘What do you do?’
‘I work in a bank.’
‘Oh, are you one of those pariahs of contemporary society who keeps getting whacking bonuses?’
‘I wish. No, I work in the Hove branch of HSBC. On the Life Insurance side.’
‘Ah.’
‘I see you’ve got a drink.’ No suggestion he should buy her another one. Then again she had only had a couple of swallows from the glass. ‘I’ll get something for myself.’
He came back from the bar with what Jude knew, because she’d overheard him ordering it, was half a pint of shandy. ‘Can’t drink much,’ he said, ‘because I’m rehearsing tonight.’
‘I thought The Devil’s Disciple rehearsed on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays.’
‘Yes, they do. Tonight isn’t for that. I’m playing Benedict in the Fedborough Thespians’ Much Ado.’
‘At the same time as you’re doing The Devil’s Disciple?’
‘Yes. Davina knew the deal when she persuaded me to do Dick Dudgeon. The Much Ado is on at the end of March, so I’ll have to miss a few Disciple rehearsals round then.’
‘So how long have you been a member of SADOS?’
‘The Saddoes?’ he said, enjoying the mispronunciation. ‘I’m not actually a member.’
‘But you have done shows for them before?’
‘Oh yes, I’ve done shows for most of the local amdrams, but I’ve never been a member of any of them.’ He smiled a complacent smile. ‘Sooner or later they all need me to help them out.’
‘So you audition for all of them in turn, do you?’
He chuckled. ‘I don’t do auditions. I get asked to play parts.’
‘Is that usual in the world of amateur dramatics?’
‘Not usual. But it’s how I work. All amdrams have a problem with gender imbalance. There are always more women available. That’s why they’re always looking for plays with large female casts. Getting enough men’s always tough. Getting enough men who can actually act is harder still. So no, I don’t audition. I wait till I’m asked to play a part.’
Jude hadn’t been aware that there was a star system in amateur dramatics, but clearly there was. And, at least in the Fethering area, Ritchie Good was at the centre of it. The original big fish in a small pond. She almost winced at the conceit of the man.
‘Anyway,’ he said, ‘we don’t want to talk about me.’ A statement which Jude reckoned might be one hundred per cent inaccurate. He brought the practised focus of his blue eyes on to her brown ones. ‘I was really bowled over by meeting you last night, Jude.’
‘Were you?’
‘Yes, it’s not often that I see a woman and just … pow! You had a big effect on me. I kept waking up in the night thinking of you.’
‘Oh yes?’
‘Would I lie to you?’
‘You really shouldn’t set up questions like that for me, Ritchie. They’re too tempting.’
‘Are you saying you think I would lie to you?’
‘I’m damn sure of it.’
‘Oh.’ He looked a little discomfited. Perhaps his chat-up lines usually got a warmer response. ‘Anyway, I thought it would be nice to meet.’
‘And here we are – meeting. Is it as nice as you anticipated?’
His face took on the hurt expression of a small boy. ‘You’re a bit combative, Jude.’
‘I wouldn’t say that. I just have a finely tuned bullshit detector.’
‘Ah. So you reckon I’m a bullshitter?’
‘Isn’t self-knowledge a wonderful thing?’
‘And the possibility doesn’t occur to you that I might be sincere?’
‘You have it in one.’
‘I do find that a bit hurtful,’ he said in a voice that was playing for sympathy. ‘I’m sorry, it’s just that I’m a creature of impulse. I see someone I fancy, I want to get to know that person, find out more about them.’
Jude was silent. She believed his latest statement as little as she had believed his previous ones. Ritchie Good was not, in her estimation, ‘a creature of impulse’. She reckoned everything he did was a product of considerable calculation. And she was interested to know the real reason why he had arranged this meeting. His implication that, on first seeing her in the Cricketers, he had experienced a sudden coup de foudre did not convince her.
‘So,’ she said, taking the conversation on a completely new tack, ‘first proper rehearsal for The Devil’s Disciple tomorrow?’
‘Yes.’
‘Is it going to be good?’
‘Dick Dudgeon’s a very good part,’ said Ritchie Good. It was the archetypal actor’s response. Never mind about the rest of the production, I’ve got a good part.
‘Have you worked with Davina before?’
‘Oh yes, a few times. I like her as a director. She’s very open to everyone’s ideas.’
Jude didn’t think she was being over-cynical to translate Ritchie’s last sentence as: she listens to my ideas and lets me play the part exactly as I want to.
Time to home in on what she really wanted to ask him. ‘I was having a chat with Hester last night …’
‘Oh?’ There was a slight tension in him, a new alertness at the mention of the name. ‘What, in the Cricketers?’
‘No, actually after she’d left. We met in the car park.’ Which was as much as she wanted to say about the circumstances of their encounter.
‘Really? Was she all right?’ Which struck Jude as a slightly unusual question from someone who’d been in the same pub with the woman the evening before.
‘Oh, fine,’ she said, finessing the truth. ‘Have you known her long, Ritchie?’
‘Met her once before last night. I went to see the SADOS panto a few weeks back. They’re always pretty dreadful, but I feel I should go out of loyalty. The trouble is, it’s basically knockabout slapstick, but Neville Prideaux insists on writing these dreadfully pretentious lyrics for the songs, and the two elements just don’t fit together. You know, his lyrics are all about the cigarettes of hope being stubbed out in the ashtrays of dreams. God knows who he thinks he is – Jacques Brel? But that’s how they’ve always done the panto in recent years, and SADOS are not very good at change. Then again, Neville seems to have an unassailable position in the society. They all seem to think the sun shines out of his every available orifice.’