‘Your impatience for a meeting does not suit my convenience,’ she said coldly.
I dropped my hand. I was glad I’d crept into this room, and that the door had one of those locks that doesn’t make any sound. I looked at the chair. But moving it would probably make a noise. I held my breath and sat myself slowly down on the carpeted floor. I pushed my good ear as close as I dared against the curtain and concentrated hard. If anyone came into this room, I was already in what might pass for a sleeping position. It was a risk I’d need to take.
‘I watched as his chair was carried off into the night,’ I heard Joseph say. I smiled complacently at the sound of his voice, and it was only luck that I didn’t brush against the curtain with my instinctive self-hug. He might have followed me to Jarrow and then to Africa and now to Damascus. He might – surely, must – nowadays be the brightest and best of the Intelligence Bureau. But no one gets much past old Alaric. One look in his direction, and I’d seen him skulking in those shadows. He was now speaking Saracen fluently and without any noticeable accent. They spoke briefly about matters that were of no relevance to me. Then Joseph asked abruptly, ‘So, what did you think of him?’
‘He’s an old man,’ she said. ‘He’s completely broken down by age, and the veins on his nose indicate much indulgence in the wine of the infidels. I’d never have supposed from looking at him how hard it’s been to kill him.’
Joseph’s response was somewhere between a laugh and an unpleasant growl.
‘I can’t say your people have been trying to much effect,’ he jeered softly. ‘They tracked him down well enough to his place of confinement. I understand they got their agent in place around the same time as Meekal got his. Your agent, though, seems to have done his job with singular incompetence. Alaric thought he was safe in Britain – safe beyond all civilised reach. It should have been easiness itself to kill him while he slept. Engaging the same race of northerners as Meekal had, and expecting them to be let into the monastery was unnecessarily complex. Whatever happened there, your agent failed miserably. Meekal’s plan was rather more successful, and so Alaric was brought back into our world.’
‘And, once you’d discovered he was back,’ Khadija broke in defensively, ‘I don’t see that the Empire’s own efforts were crowned with greater success. I’ve had a full report of what happened last night. Your people never so much as saw him once he was out of the banqueting hall.’
‘That is unfortunate,’ came the mocking reply. ‘Our problem, however, was catching up with him. Meekal commissioned a ship that was too fast for our own ships of that weight. Last night, he had Karim to lead him to safety. You, my dear Khadija, had him locked in his own rooms. He still dispatched your best agent – and, if I hear right, with his walking stick!’
The conversation fell apart in mutual recriminations that were enjoyable to hear, but aren’t worth reporting. That Hrothgar had been working for Meekal was old news – I could barely recall when the first suspicion had crawled into my mind. But it was definitely news that Cuthbert had been working for a different interest group among the Saracens. I should have guessed this from what Khadija had already told me. Perhaps, had I gone straight back to bed, it would have come to me. But it was useful to have the information directly, and with no reasonable doubt of its truth. I wondered if Cuthbert had known whom he was serving. If he had, he’d have been shitting on the Faith for a pittance. It really would have been interesting to get that document pouch open. It went to show that you should never pass up the opportunity to read another’s correspondence. But I filed all this away for some future use. It had none at present. More useful was to know it had been Khadija and her friends behind the murder attempt of the night before last. That explained the assassin’s knowledge of all relevant details. It also explained why the real Angels of the Lord had omitted the attempt from their own list of failures.
‘But, unless you managed to poison him earlier this evening,’ Joseph started again, ‘I see you’ve given up on your plan of murder. Does that mean you think you’ve made a deal with him?’ I think Khadija nodded in the resulting silence. Joseph laughed again. ‘You really do think you’ve made a deal with him,’ he said in a tone of mild contempt. ‘I suppose the deal is that he helps Meekal turn that money pit of his into a knock-out weapon against us. He then helps you stitch up Meekal so the weapon belongs to you and your friends. You can then escape this gentle prison among those you despise, and your friends can take back control of this Empire from those who want to provide it with stability and permanency.’ Joseph was no fool. I hadn’t trained him. But I could take pride that I’d probably recruited his trainers.
‘Come, My dear Lady,’ he prompted, ‘isn’t that what you think you’ve done?’
‘And what would be so wrong about that?’ Khadija asked sharply. ‘Would that not also be in Caesar’s interests?’
‘It might,’ said Joseph. ‘But I would remind you of our earlier agreement – so much more welcome to the Emperor – that we should, at the earliest opportunity, help Alaric into the next world. None of us wishes Meekal to have in his own possession the most devastating weapon ever developed. But we do not wish any of the Saracens to have this. We may have little belief in the ability of anyone but Meekal to use it to proper effect. But a weapon of that nature is not to be trusted in any hands but our own. Let me ask, though, what reason you have to suppose Alaric will turn on Meekal.’
‘Because,’ Khadija replied, ‘he has an adopted son whom only we can protect.’
That set Joseph off into another of his sneering laughs. And I had trouble not joining in with laughter of my own. This was glorious stuff. I hadn’t spied with so much enjoyment since – court intrigues, of course, don’t count – since I’d overheard a Lombard king versifying his next siege of Rome. Here was every apparently ill-fitting piece of the puzzle pushed into place. And here were two people subtly lying to each other in the hearing of someone who could recognise every lie and every suppression of the truth. It was better than a play.
‘I do assure you, My Lady,’ Joseph said when he’d given up on laughter, ‘that the boy is of no value. According to my reports, he is a vicious, unintelligent creature. I have seen him myself, masturbating at some public spectacle of the obscene. If you think he can be used as a hostage to force anything out of a man like Alaric, you will be disappointed.’
‘My own reports tell me otherwise,’ Khadija said quietly. ‘Let me assure you that we shall, within the next five years, reorganise your Bureau in Constantinople. Would you like to be its Director?’
More laughter – this time polite. ‘And if he does give you the weapon on which you pin all your hopes of conquest, do you suppose it will be sufficient? Even without Alaric, our own programme has moved on. Greek fire, as he gave it to us, was always a variety of different weapons. We have now developed some of these in directions that would surprise him. What he developed could burn on water. What we have now can be ignited by water. You will not have heard, I am sure, of the victory we gained early last year over a race of yellow men on horseback. They raided deep into Thrace and refused all bribes to withdraw. And so we led them across a field strewn with cloth bags of our latest weapon, and waited for the rain to fall. When it was safe for us to approach, we counted twenty-five thousand charred corpses. Do not imagine that, in the development of weapons, you can ever match the advantage we have gained to compensate for our weakness in numbers.’
Oh, this was glorious stuff indeed! The only meaning of that news was that Leontius had talked his way off Constantine’s rack. I’d been thinking about him on and off ever since setting out for the West. But who else could have picked up on my idea of using quicklime as a primer? I crouched behind that curtain, sweating and trembling, my mind soaring like some enthusiast who thinks he’s heard the voice of God.