After letting himself into his apartment he hung up his coat and hat, took off his gloves, and went as usual straight to his dressing room. He had carefully scrubbed the nails of his left hand and was just commencing on his right when he noticed what he was doing.
The nails of his left hand were white and clean; those of the right were dark and dirty. Carefully holding himself in check he straightened up, stepped over and examined his watch where he had laid it on his dresser, then compared the time with that shown by the electric clock in his bedroom. It was ten minutes past six P.M.—his usual time for returning home in the evening.
He might not recall his profession; his profession had certainly not forgotten him.
II
The firm of Randall & Craig, Confidential Investigation, maintained its night phone in a double apartment. This was convenient, as Randall had married Craig early in their association. The junior partner had just put the supper dishes to soak and was trying to find out whether or not she wanted to keep the book-of-the-month when the telephone rang. She reached out, took the receiver, and said, "Yes?" in noncommittal tones.
To this she added, "Yes."
The senior partner stopped what he was doing—he was engaged in a ticklish piece of scientific research, involving deadly weapons, ballistics and some esoteric aspects of aero-dynamics; specifically he was trying to perfect his overhand throw with darts, using a rotogravure likeness of cafe society’s latest glamour girl thumbtacked to the bread board as a target. One dart had nailed her left eye; he was trying to match it in the right.
"Yes," his wife said again.
"Try saying ‘No,’" he suggested.
She cupped the mouthpiece. "Shut up and hand me a pencil." She made a long arm across the breakfast-nook table and obtained a stenographer’s pad from a hook there. "Yes. Go ahead." Accepting the pencil she made several lines of the hooks and scrawls that stenographers use in place of writing. "It seems most likely," she said at last. "Mr. Randall is not usually in at this hour. He much prefers to see clients during office hours. Mr. Craig? No, I’m sure Mr. Craig couldn’t help you. Positive. So? Hold the line and I’ll find out."
Randall made one more try at the lovely lady; the dart stuck in the leg of the radio-record player. "Well?"
"There is a character on the other end of this who wants to see you very badly tonight. Name of Hoag, Jonathan Hoag. Claims that it is a physical impossibility for him to come to see you in the daytime. Didn’t want to state his business and got all mixed up when he tried to."
"Gentleman or lug?"
"Gentleman."
"Money?"
"Sounds like it. Didn’t seem worried about it. Better take it, Teddy. April 15th is coming up."
"O.K. Pass it over." She waved him back and spoke again into the phone. "I’ve managed to locate Mr. Randall. I think he will be able to speak with you in a moment or two. Will you hold the line, please?" Still holding the phone away from her husband she consulted her watch, carefully counted off thirty seconds, then said, "Ready with Mr. Randall. Go ahead, Mr. Hoag," and slipped the instrument to her husband.
"Edward Randall speaking. What is it, Mr. Hoag?
"Oh, really now, Mr. Hoag, I think you had better come in in the morning. We are all human and we like our rest—I do, anyhow.
"I must warn you, Mr. Hoag, my prices go up when the sun goes down.
"Well, now, let me see—I was just leaving for home. Matter of fact, I just talked with my wife so she’s expecting me. You know how women are. But if you could stop by my home in twenty minutes, at ... uh ... seventeen minutes past eight, we could talk for a few minutes. All right—got a pencil handy? Here is the address—" He cradled the phone.
"What am I this time? Wife, partner, or secretary?"
"What do you think? You talked to him."
"‘Wife,’ I’d guess. His voice sounded prissy."
"O.K."
"I’ll change to a dinner gown. And you had better get your toys up off the floor, Brain."
"Oh, I don’t know. It gives a nice touch of eccentricity."
"Maybe you’d like some shag tobacco in a carpet slipper. Or some Regie cigarettes." She moved around the room, switching off the overhead lights and arranging table and floor lamps so that the chair a visitor would naturally sit in would be well lighted.
Without answering he gathered up his darts and the bread board, stopping as he did so to moisten his finger and rub the spot where he had marred the radio, then dumped the whole collection into the kitchen and closed the door. In the subdued light, with the kitchen and breakfast nook no longer visible, the room looked serenely opulent.
"How do you do, sir? Mr. Hoag, my dear. Mr. Hoag ... Mrs. Randall."
"How do you do, madame."
Randall helped him off with his coat, assuring himself in the process that Mr. Hoag was not armed, or— if he was—he had found somewhere other than shoulder or hip to carry a gun. Randall was not suspicious, but he was pragmatically pessimistic.
"Sit down, Mr. Hoag. Cigarette?"
"No. No, thank you."
Randall said nothing in reply. He sat and stared, not rudely but mildly, nevertheless thoroughly. The suit might be English or it might be Brooks Brothers. It was certainly not Hart, Schaffner & Marx. A tie of that quality had to be termed a cravat, although it was modest as a nun. He upped his fee mentally. The little man was nervous—he wouldn’t relax in his chair. Woman’s presence, probably. Good—let him come to a slow simmer, then move him off the fire.
"You need not mind the presence of Mrs. Randall," he said presently. "Anything that I may hear, she may hear also."
"Oh ... oh, yes. Yes, indeed." He bowed from the waist without getting up. "I am very happy to have Mrs. Randall present." But he did not go on to say what his business was.
"Well, Mr. Hoag," Randall added presently, "you wished to consult me about something, did you not?"
"Uh, yes."
"Then perhaps you had better tell me about it."
"Yes, surely. It— That is to say— Mr. Randall, the whole business is preposterous."
"Most businesses are. But go ahead. Woman trouble? Or has someone been sending you threatening letters?"
"Oh, no! Nothing as simple as that. But I’m afraid."
"Of what?"
"I don’t know," Hoag answered quickly with a little intake of breath. "I want you to find out."
"Wait a minute, Mr. Hoag," Randall said. "This seems to be getting more confused rather than less. You say you are afraid and you want me to find out what you are afraid of. Now I’m not a psychoanalyst; I’m a detective. What is there about this business that a detective can do?"
Hoag looked unhappy, then blurted out, "I want you to find out what I do in the daytime."
Randall looked him over, then said slowly, "You want me to find out what you do in the daytime?"
"Yes. Yes, that’s it."
"Mm-m-m. Wouldn’t it be easier for you to tell me what you do?"
"Oh, I couldn’t tell you!"
"Why not?"
"I don’t know."
Randall was becoming somewhat annoyed. "Mr. Hoag," he said, "I usually charge double for playing guessing games. If you won’t tell me what you do in the daytime, it seems to me to indicate a lack of confidence in me which will make it very difficult indeed to assist you. Now come clean with me—what is it you do in the daytime and what has it to do with the case? What is the case?"
Mr. Hoag stood up. "I might have known I couldn’t explain it," he said unhappily, more to himself than to Randall. "I’m sorry I disturbed you. I—"
"Just a minute, Mr. Hoag." Cynthia Craig Randall spoke for the first time. "I think perhaps you two have misunderstood each other. You mean, do you not, that you really and literally do not know what you do in the daytime?"