4
The school doors flew open and a dark-haired man in a purple suit strutted in with his head in the air. He swaggered down the shiny hallway with a dwarf and an obese police officer bringing up the rear. When Sabrina spotted the group, she groaned. Mayor Charming was not one of her favorite people.
To anyone else, Mayor Charming might have seemed like a run-of-the-mill politician, but Sabrina knew better. Mayor Charming was really Prince Charming, the dashing romantic hero of a dozen fairy tales. But, as Sabrina knew firsthand, Charming was only his name. The mayor could be an obnoxious, rude know-it-all, and he had a particular disdain for Sabrina's family. In a nutshell, he hated the Grimms.
Racing to keep up was Mr. Seven, the mayor's diminutive sidekick. Seven was actually one of the original seven dwarfs and acted as Charming's driver, assistant, and whipping boy. Behind him was Sheriff Hamstead, who did his best to keep up with the others while trying to hoist his pants up at the same time.
"So, let's go through this one more time," the mayor said to his followers with an air of condescension. "Who's doing all the talking?"
"You are," Hamstead and Mr. Seven said in unison.
"And why is that?"
"Because we are numbskulls."
"See how easy that was?"
"But what if I see something suspicious? I am the sheriff, after all," Hamstead argued.
Charming came to a halt and spun around on his heels. "Are you going to make me get out the idiot hat? 'Cause it sounds like someone wants to wear the idiot hat!"
"I don't," Mr. Seven said.
The sheriff frowned and shook his head.
"Good," Mayor Charming snapped. He took a deep breath and looked up to the ceiling as if someone were watching from above. "OK, let's relax. Let out all the anger and frustration. You are a great mayor. Smile."
Suddenly, a smile sprang to Charming's face and he started down the hallway again. The mayor was a master at the phony, toothy grin, but it slid off his face when he spotted Sabrina and Daphne.
"What are they doing here?" he moaned.
"They found the body," the sheriff explained.
"The sisters Grimm found the body and no one told me?" Charming said.
"You told us not to talk," Mr. Seven said defensively.
The mayor bit down on his lower lip and mumbled a variety of curse words Sabrina had never heard before. He reached into his pocket, took out a folded piece of paper, and handed it to Mr. Seven, who looked down at it and frowned. The dwarf unfolded it, revealing a pointy paper hat, and put it on his head. Someone had written IDIOT in big black letters on the front of it. Mr. Seven lowered his eyes in humiliation.
"Howdy, Mayor," Daphne said happily. Even though Charming considered the Grimms his eternal enemies, Daphne had a soft spot for him. The mayor had helped the family stop Jack the Giant Killer, but most important, he had been kind to Elvis when the big dog was injured. Since then, the little girl had been convinced that deep down Mayor Charming was one of the good guys.
"Sheriff, let's make a new law. Children who cannot stay out of the way go to jail," he said through gritted teeth.
"You're so funny," Daphne said, smiling into the mayor's face. The little girl grabbed Charming's necktie, yanked him down to her level, and gave him a smooch on the nose. The anger melted from the man's face only to be replaced by confusion. He pulled away from the girl as if he had accidentally touched a hot stove.
Principal Hamelin rushed down the hall to join them. "Mayor Charming, Sheriff Hamstead, this is such a terrible tragedy. I just want you two to know that the faculty will cooperate in every way we can. I just feel horrible about this."
Charming smiled and shook the principal's hand, vigorously. "I appreciate that, Piper. We'll get to the bottom of this and be out of your hair as soon as possible," he said. "I assume you don't have any more of these running around the building?" He waved his hand at the girls as if he were trying to shoo away a couple of annoying houseflies.
"You mean children?" the principal said. "Oh, no. It happened at the end of the day and most of them were already on their way home."
"Sheriff, let's take a look," Charming said, gesturing to the door of Mr. Grumpner's classroom.
The two men tried to enter the room at the same time and got jammed in the doorway together. They squirmed and shoved but were trapped until Mr. Seven came up from behind and pushed them into the room.
"I thought we weren't going to do that anymore," Mr. Charming said, maintaining his phony smile in front of everyone. Hamstead muttered an apology and immediately took a camera from his pocket. He snapped pictures of the unusual crime scene and Mr. Grumpner's disturbing corpse.
"He was found about ten minutes after the last bell," Principal Hamelin offered.
"I see," said Charming as he yanked some of the sticky stuff off a desk.
Sheriff Hamstead stepped close to the body to take more photos. He pulled aside a strand of the sticky substance to get a better look at Mr. Grumpner's face. "Looks like the blood has been drained right out of him."
"Maybe it was a vampire!" Daphne cried.
"There's no such thing as vampires," Charming muttered.
I used to think there was no such thing as you, Sabrina thought.
"Sheriff, do you have any idea what happened to him?" the principal asked.
"Well," Hamstead said as he put his camera away, "if I had to hazard a guess I'd say…"
"Spiders," Charming interrupted. "A whole bunch of spiders murdered him. There are so many cobwebs here I'd say it took hundreds of spiders to make them. Looks like they came in through the window."
"It's too cold for spiders," the sheriff argued, but when the mayor flashed him an angry look, the portly policeman zipped his lips.
"And what would the spiders' motivation be?" Sabrina asked.
"How should I know?" Charming said. "Maybe Mr. Grumpner stepped on one and its family wanted revenge."
"Spider revenge?" Sabrina asked.
"I don't hear anyone else with a better theory," Charming snapped.
Suddenly the door opened and Granny Relda and Mr. Canis entered the room.
"Oh, I have a theory," Granny Relda said, scanning the room. "It was a monster."
Daphne ran to the old woman and wrapped her arms around her.
"We found something gross," the little girl cried, burying her face into the old woman's bright green dress. Granny bent down and kissed her on the forehead.
"A monster!" Charming growled. "You've had some insane theories in the past, Relda, but monsters?"
"You're right, Mayor," the old woman said sarcastically. "Ferryport Landing has fairies, witches, robots, and men made out of straw, but monsters? Now I've really lost my marbles!"
Charming scowled. "Well, have your look around. I know I can't stop you."
"Thank you, Mayor," Granny Relda said. She crossed the room to Sabrina and took her by the hand. "Are you OK, liebling?'
Sabrina nodded.
Granny patted her on the head and walked over to the broken window. Among the glass was something long and black. The old woman gingerly moved the glass aside with her fingers and plucked the object off the ground. It was a feather.
"Gentlemen, I believe I have found a clue," she said.
Sheriff Hamstead took the feather and eyed it closely. "Looks like crow to me," he said. "There's a couple more there under the windowsill."