She was now thirty; when last we parted she was a young wife of nineteen. But having never undergone the pains and wrenches of parturition, and having had but light riding in the arena of Venus — she came to my arms as plump and fresh as a rose; her bubbies, too, were the same lovely snowballs, only, if anything, of greater size and volume than heretofore.
We left the theatre about ten, as we had something better to do than to listen to the comedy.
The carriage drove first to the Old Hummuns for my luggage; I paid the bill and accompanied her to Porchester Terrace.
'But,' said I, whispering in her ear, as we rode along, 'how do you manage to conceal your intrigues from your servants?'
'There is a secret communication, my dear friend, between my bedroom and the room you will occupy, and as Constantia shares my room, they will never suspect anything, will they Con?' she added to the girl, to my very great surprise.
'Oh dear me, no, ma tante!' laughed the merry girl, 'do you remember when Jack Clavering of the Guards, came and stayed a week, what fun we used to have, but it was never found out — '
'Hush! chatterbox,' cried Mrs B-.
'It seems to me,' thought I, 'I am in for rather a nice thing — I wonder if she'll let me poke the little one!'
'There is only one thing I must caution you against,' said my fair hostess. 'Take liberties with me only in my room, and keep a guard on your tongue, and on those wicked eyes of yours. I look upon all servants as spies, whom we are necessitated to pay and retain that our domestic wants may be attended to. You know I am an Irishwoman and have a great contempt for your comme il faut English society, still there is no occasion recklessly to throw away one's reputation, when a little care would save it. Now, mind, I shall speak of you as my brother; for aught my people are aware, I may have been Miss S- before I married; but here we are I see, we must drop the subject now.'
The carriage stopped, I jumped out, and handed out the ladies, we ascended the steps together, the coachman looking well pleased at getting home two hours sooner than he expected.
We all went into the dining-room.
'George,' said Mrs B- to her footman, 'tell Maria, to place my brother's luggage in the same room Major Clavering occupied. The captain [meaning me], has come up to town unexpectedly,' said she with the most wonderful effrontery.
'Yes, ma'am,' said the man, and exit George.
'Do you eat suppers, my dear friend?' asked my hostess.
'Can't say I care for them,' said I.
'Neither do we, but will you not take something, some negus, with your cigar? come, have a cigar!'
'And make your silk damask curtains smell like a taproom for a month? No! no! I won't smoke here if I know it.'
'But we like it, don't we, Con?'
'Oh! the dear cigars, yes! they're charming,' said Con.
'But I have another reason,' said I.
'Another reason!'
'Yes [lowering my voice], smoking enervates!'
'Then pray don't smoke!' said Mrs B- with an enchanting smile.
We sat over the fire for an hour chatting, and then went to bed.
A staid upper housemaid, of a certain age, very demurely showed me to my boudoir, and to prove to her that I was the pink of propriety, I immediately locked the door. I threw myself into an easy chair before the fire, which, with my slippers, had been most invitingly placed there, and waited
— presently I was startled by a scratching at the inside of the door of a large mahogany wardrobe, which stood with its back against the wall which divided Mrs B-'s room from mine. I fixed my eyes on the press with astonishment, then I saw a little note slipped under the door. I ran and seized it in an instant, and read as follows:
Undress yourself and put on your nightdress and robe de chambre only; in about ten minutes we will let you in — burn this at once.
I put the paper in the fire, and undressed accordingly.
At the appointed time the wardrobe door opened, and the charming smiling face of little Constantia appeared; she had nothing on save her lace nightdress, and her lovely blonde hair hung down her back long below her waist, in wavy locks of gold; she laid her finger on her lips to enjoin silence, and beckoned.
I entered the wardrobe, the door of which she immediately locked, and when she touched a secret spring in the panel at the back, it sank gradually down into the floor, displaying the interior of another wardrobe, in the next room, the door of which stood open; the next minute I was clasped in the arms of Mrs B-. An argand lamp cast a voluptuous light over the sumptuous chamber, while a bright fire rendered it warm and pleasant. She was quite naked and ready for action, we threw ourselves on the bed, while little Con sat at the foot of it to see the fun. The novelty of the situation aroused all my energies, the idea that that pretty young girl was looking at us fired my senses, and to work we went in right good style; no part of either of us was concealed from the little girl, who at length got so excited that she began manipulating my balls, and feeling the great cock with her little hand as it went in and out.
Then her aunt begged she would come and stride over her that she might gamahuche her, and that at the same time I might behold the beauties of her dimpled bottom. Little Con obeyed with alacrity, but the annexed engraving will convey a better idea than words of the luxury of the attitude.
All that man ever enjoyed with woman, all that poets ever imagined, I realised at that moment.
To see the red tongue of that beautiful woman dividing and opening the little coral pouting nether mouth of the sweet young girl, to have all her youthful perfections thus spread out before me was in itself an enchanting treat — but to enjoy at the same time the ripe charms of her aunt, to feel her bounding buttocks bang against my thighs, to slap and toy with her nakedness and feel her spend, I was in the seventh heaven.
As to my pretty hostess, she seemed almost beside herself with delight. She opened wide her mouth, and tried hard to grasp with her lips the entire cunny of the young girl. She forced up her tongue its entire length. She caressed me with her hands, she entwined her legs and then threw them wantonly about.
She bounded and spent; ye gods! how she spent. As for little Con, she was quite as demonstrative; she jutted out her pretty person, wriggled, grasped the pillows and bed curtains and kept saying, 'Oh, it's so nice! Ah! I do like it so very much. Ah, oh! ah!' and she yielded up her dew from the petals of her lovely rose. Then my partner's climax and mine both came together. I hugged her closer in my embrace, I buried my face in those white hemispheres of the beauteous little Con, and so sent a copious shower into the garden of delight beneath.
After about five minutes respite, I was again primed; this time I had Mrs B- en levrette, while her niece lay on a pillow for me to gamahuche her. This was also a delicious fuck.
Then nothing would do, but I must poke little Con while Mrs B- contemplated the scene. I found it was not the first time the little filly had been served.
She was very tight, notwithstanding her little cunny had been well lubricated by the salacious tongue of Mrs B-.
The young girl backed up extremely well. I pressed my face to her exquisite little pointed breasts, I clasped her lovely little bottom — what new and delightful pleasures I experienced. Her cunny had a wonderful contractile power, such as I had never before experienced with woman or girl, and seemed, as it were, to nibble you and draw you in. The darling girl covered me with kisses, and hugged me tight, saying, in a sort of smothered, subdued voice. 'Oh! it is so nice, dear, I do like it so,'
etc.
I am afraid I must confess that at that moment I was so rude as to forget that Mrs B- was in the room, I would infinitely rather have had the young girl alone for the rest of the night. But that could not be; my fair hostess had fasted for some weeks, and only flung me the little girl by way of incentive. She no sooner saw that we had finished, than she claimed her rights, and what's more, she got them too. I was at that time about four- or five-and-thirty, in the prime of life, in fact.