Look away from the greenery and the Museum buildings loom above you. I guessed the windows high above—and some distance away laterally, too, worse luck still—were those of my gallery. Near, and practically begging you to enter, was the splendid cafeteria they've recently installed. The grub even looks good enough to eat. The place is spotless and—coming as a dizzy novelty to a bloke like me, raised on a diet of enteric from Woody's Nosh Bar—the tables are laminates and tubular steel, and clean.
Mindboggling.
The people noshing there were the usual cross-section of modern tourists: denim-geared youngsters with birds and blokes indistinguishable, family clusters with infants laying the law down, intense schoolish couples scoring Items Seen in guide books.
Nobody sinister. But that prickling was still there. My shoulders felt on fire with burning unease. I had this notion Adriana might have set Piero or Fabio on to me in case I scarpered with her mouldy old camera, stingy bitch.
It was well after four when I made the exit and set off down the wide Viale Vaticano.
Funny what tricks your mind plays when you feel on edge. I had this odd idea I'd just glimpsed Maria. It turned out to be a woman at least as beautiful and very like her. I first caught sight of her near the ancient Roma section and had almost exclaimed aloud.
She even seemed to stand the same, one foot tilted alluringly while posing casually on the other. But when she turned and strolled away among the mediaeval paintings I could see she was very different—smaller, not so full in the figure. She seemed quieter and much, much calmer than Maria. A gentle young soul, possibly a convent novice out on parole.
The odd thing was, I felt she was as aware of me as I was of her. At the corner I looked back but the woman was not in sight. There, I told myself in satisfaction. There, see? Letting yourself get spooked for nothing. And Maria was hundreds of miles away, bollocking a new class for getting its verbs wrong.
I made the Emporium with one minute to go.
* * *
That first day was a real success. We fell into a pattern, the four of us. Piero was not much help, except as a removals man; the shop muscle. Fabio on the other hand turned out to be quite good on porcelain and ethnographical items, but useless on anything else. Because of some unmentionable disaster to do with a sale of commemorative medallions he had been demoted from doing any independent buying, and had been relegated to the accounts. Like many of his kind he had a real flare for display, and I very quickly came to trust his judgement when laying stuff out. Adriana of course was our vigilant boss. All cheques had to receive her signature. All sales were pitched round her mark (ie, price) and she had veto over every single tag. What she was trying to prove I don't know, but supposed it was merely competition with that podgy businessman of hers. Women can be very odd.
Calling the place an emporium makes it sound grander than it actually was. The main showroom was about forty feet deep and a smaller room led off to one side, which Adriana called the 'specials' room. There she put anything she considered to be of high value, or which was small enough to be easily nicked by the customers—a right load of light-fingered dippers they are, too. Don't think Adriana was being horrid. The average antique shop loses one per cent of its costed stock per fortnight from thievery by decent members of the public who stop by 'just to look'.
We did our tray trick only once that first day, but it was a bonanza when it came off and I swear Adriana almost smiled with delight. Nearly. This time it was with a painting which a German lady was admiring. I was being a casual browser, strolling and looking at furniture, and only getting drawn in when I heard Adriana doing a lyrical exposition of a sentimental mid-Victorian scene, quite a good painting with very little restoration.
'I'm sorry, signora,' I interrupted. 'But do please advise this lady about the medium.'
'The medium?' Adriana was nonplussed for a second because we had planned to use her vaunted 'solid' Cuban mahogany hybrid. 'But oil paints are the most durable—'
'Not on bitumen.'
At one time bitumen was regarded as a splendid permanent ground matrix for oil painting, and reached a high vogue during the early nineteenth century. The only trouble is that nothing cracks or disintegrates like bitumen does. So whether you buy for love or investment, check that the painting doesn't contain it. I explained this to the fascinated customer. The crowd she was with took great interest and one or two were even eager that I should accompany them back to their hotel and pronounce on some antiques they had bought earlier. The lady wrote me her name and room number.
'Come for supper,' she cooed. 'We could have a really good chat.'
Adriana's expression said over her dead body so I hastily said I might give them a ring.
I went on to pick out a good painting for the customer, a little-known Spanish artist's work in egg tempera on laid parchment showing an early scene in industrial Milan.
Adriana invented a solid price for it and the lady paid up on my say-so. It was a bargain but I wasn't too happy because I'd had my eye on it for my wages.
As soon as they'd gone Adriana yanked me into her office. Unluckily there was no innocent browser I could use for protection.
'What do you mean by that asinine display, Lovejoy?' she rasped, slamming the door.
'We made a sale—'
'Don't give me that! Do you think I'm an absolute fool?'
'That painting's solid bitumen—'
She stormed round the desk at me. 'I'm talking about you ogling that German cow out there in my shop! And I saw you collect her hotel number from her and I heard you promise you'd deliver the painting personally—'
I reeled under the salvo. 'Look. She insisted—'
'I won't have it! Do you hear? Making a brothel out of my Emporium! Any one of the crowd could have taken offence! I'm employing you to provide—'
I bleated, 'You heard her invite me to supper—'
She practically took a swing at me as I cringed towards the door. 'You were practically down her cleavage—'
'Now, Adriana—'
'And don't Adriana me!' she yelled, heaving up her porcelain ashtray.
I ducked out fast to get that expensive glass door between us and streaked into the yard to help Piero load up the painting for delivery to the German lady's hotel. He gazed at me sardonically but said nothing. Fabio came out to watch us, his arms folded and an ecstatic smile on his face.
'Lovejoy.'
'Mmmmh?' I was preoccupied knocking up a plywood crate for the tempera. Always remember that tempera painting antedated oils by several centuries, and that to use egg tempera properly you need a relatively inflexible support—hence it is done on copper sheeting or board. You can do it on semi-rigid supports such as parchment paging but the technique is very special. Piero, a right neanderthal, was all for trying to roll the bloody thing up. I ask you.
'You really bother our dear signora,' Fabio was saying.
'It isn't my fault she hadn't priced it,' I grumbled defensively. 'I haven't stopped since I came this morning.'
'She wants you. Now.'
He didn't move out of the way to let me pass, just raised his eyebrows and winked as I hurried in. Adriana had a small card ready. She held it out without looking up from her desk. I took it gingerly.
'This is the name of a restaurant, Lovejoy. You will dine there at eight-thirty this evening. The bill will be taken care of.'
'I could eat somewhere cheaper and keep the difference—'
Her voice went low and murderous. 'Lovejoy!'