Then the lovers walked silently into the house, where however, a disagreeable surprise awaited them, being no less than the unexpected arrival of Mr. Bonham! 'Oh, bother take him!' his dutiful daughter remarked, 'I did not expect him until tomorrow, or late tonight at the earliest. What can have induced him to return so soon?'
'Confound nun!' muttered Alfred, apostrophising his future father-inlaw, 'what's to be done now?'
'Oh, perhaps now I shall get off paying my bet!' said Eliza, glancing wickedly at her cousin, then seeing the look of deep vexation that came over his face, she continued, 'never mind, dearest, he will perhaps want some refreshment, as it is still a good three hours till dinner-time, and while he is taking it, we can have another short stroll in the garden. There is a convenient little house of retreat, you know, among the bushes at the end of the serpentine walk, and there you know, although it is not a very genteel place for the purpose, you can-'
'Of course I can, darling,' interrupting her with a graceful kiss, 'what a capital manager you are!'
'Then mind, sir, that you are a good manager too,' replied the young lady. 'And don't hurt me any more than Robert did Lucy.'
'I shan't hurt you at all, pet,' was the reply. 'Robert was rather rough and piercing, I shall be very gentlemanly, only mind you bring a small pot of cold cream with you. A privy or a water closet is a capital place for such an encounter, as my injection might produce all the effect of a warm clyster.'
'Upon my word sir, this must be a nice treat that you have in store for me,' said Eliza, pretending to pout, 'but I have a little curiosity to find out a new sensation, and I suppose I must submit. Do you go back up to the stables, and warn the interesting pair whom we have just left, that our coachman will be coming in with horses, and I'll tell Papa that you have gone for yours, to be got ready for your return after dinner. Of course you have called here accidentally.'
So saying she slipped away.
Captain Torrant, going into the stables, called to the stable-boy, saying in a loud voice that his master had returned. This piece of intelligence produced Robert and Lucy pretty quickly out of the loose box, while the boy hurried out to open the stable yard gates, to admit the carriage. Lucy looked blushing and self-conscious, while Robert received his master's orders to prepare his tandem for their return at eight in the evening, with a most imperturbable expression of countenance.
'Please don't tell Miss Eliza, sir, that you found me with Robert in the stable,' pleaded Lucy.
'Oh, of course not/ was the officer's reply, thinking how unnecessary it was for him to say anything about it. 'I hope you have been enjoying yourself,' said he with a meaning look, and as she, covered with blushes, attempted to run past him, he caught hold of her and lifting her petticoats, exclaimed as he put his hand in her cunt. 'What a devilish nice pair of legs and thighs, and-ha! just as I expected, your nice little cunt open and moist! Did she make a good fuck, Robert?'
'Most lovely, sir,' with praiseworthy solemnity.
'Do let me go sir,' entreated Lucy, 'I hear the carriage coming into the yard.'
'Well, get along with you,' he said, 'I won't tell any tales, you may depend.'
'Thank you sir!' and off she ran blushing deeply.
'Governor come home, sir?' said Robert interrogatively.
'Yes, Robert, he has, and it's rather a bore, for he don't approve of my staying here all night-and if he does not invite me specially, I must go away at eight, but if it comes on to be a wet evening, I shall only drive as far as the Red Lion, in Rutshole, and go on to the barracks tomorrow.
But you do be ready with the horses at eight, unless you hear to the contrary.'
Robert said, 'Certainly sir,' and his master walked into the house.
Here he met with a most gracious reception from Mr. Bonham, — a couple of glasses of Madeira after his drive, having put that gentleman into a rare good humour. He even bantered Alfred on his seizing the opportunity of his absence as a favourable occasion for calling upon his daughter Eliza; and he little knew-poor, innocent old gentlemanhow near he was to the truth, when he affected to suppose that the young lady had given her lover notice of the house being clear. But Captain Torrant declared, with every appearance of virtuous innocence, that he came to consult his revered uncle in supplying part of the purchase money.
This was so plausibly put, that, after some humming and ha-ing, Mr.
Bonham promised to take the matter into consideration. Then his fair daughter remarked, that as her Papa did not seem to have brought home any London news worth hearing, she would go and take a walk in the garden and of course Captain Torrant offered her his company.
'I'll join you in half an hour or so, my dear,' said her obliging Papa.
'Thank you, Papa,' said his grateful daughter, who could have dispensed with his company remarkably well.
'Have you got the cold cream, dear Eliza?' asked her lover, as soon as they were fairly in the garden.
'Of course I have, sir,' she replied, 'I don't want to run the risk of being split up more than is absolutely necessary, and although it is not becoming in me to be eager for such an abominable performance, still I should humbly recommend your getting your share of it over, before my respectful parent makes his appearance, for he might not seem to see it in the same light, and might even consider it somewhat remarkable, if he found us both coming out of the privy together.'
'You are quite right, as usual, my darling,' replied Alfred gallantly.
'And here we are, arrived at our little city of refuge-snug enough and not much fear of being interrupted. There is a bolt to the door I see.
There now,' suiting the action to the word, — 'we are all snug, and you'll allow me to put you in the most convenient position.'
With this he raised one of Eliza's long graceful legs upon the closet seat, and instructing her to bend her head downwards, he turned her clothes over her shoulders. Then taking the cold cream from her, he not only lubricated her small orifice, but bestowed a plentiful supply of the emollient, over his eager cock, this time unsheathed and erect, in all the pride of naked beauty.
'And now, my lovely pet,' said he, laying the end of his cock upon the orifice.
But no sooner did Miss Bonham feel the rounded end, than a sense of great disproportion between his instrument and her hole became apparent to her mind, and she exclaimed: 'My dear Alfred, I do not wish to disappoint you, but I am afraid we have attempted an impossibility, you never can get into my body by this road!'
But the lustful young officer thought differently; he knew that if he could get one good inch well in-the rest was easy; and so, firmly but gently, urged his point; and was rewarded for his pains, by going into his darling's arse, with an easy gliding motion; the tight India-rubber- like elasticity of the passage being partially conquered by the copious application of the cream.
All that the young lady did was to mutter in broken sentences: 'So you have managed-it! dearest-I thought-you never would-be able! It does not hurt-me-as-I feared it-would-it only-rather tickles me. My good gracious! What a flood of hot oil you have injected into my bowels!
Why Alfred dear, fond as you are of me, I think you never paid me such a lot of compliments at once, since we fell in love with each other!'
This last remark on the lady's part, was occasioned by the enthusiastic praises, lavished by her delighted lover on her various charms, as he was ramming his belly against the fine soft cheeks of her rump.