And if Wohl did send them to a district, it would probably go on their records that they had been Probationary Highway Patrolmen and flunked, or whatever it would be called. Busted probation.Shit!
The silver lining appeared when he turned onto his street and started looking for a place to park the Volkswagen. His eyes fell on the home of Mr. Robert McCarthy, and his mind's eye recalled the red hair and blue eyes and absolutely perfect little ass of Mr. McCarthy's niece, Margaret McCarthy, R.N.
And he had all fucking day off, until say, three, which would give him an hour to get back in uniform and drive out to Bustleton and Bowler.
He found a place to park-for once-almost right in front of his house and ran up the stairs and inside.
"What are you doing home?" his mother asked.
"Got something to do, Ma," he called as he went up the stairs.
He took his uniform off and hung it carefully in the closet. Then he dressed with great care: a new white shirt with buttons on the collar, like he had seen Matt Payne wear; a dark brown sport coat; slightly lighter brown slacks; black loafers with a flap and little tassels in front, also seen on Matt Payne; and a necktie with stripes like both Inspector Wohl and Payne wore. He was so concerned with his appearance that he forgot his gun and had to take the jacket off and put on his shoulder holster.
Then it occurred to him that although he had shaved before going out to Bustleton and Bowler, that was a couple of hours ago, and a little more after-shave wouldn't hurt anything; girls were supposed to like it, so he generously splashedBrut on his face and neck before leaving his room.
"Where are you going all dressed up?" his mother asked, and then sniffed suspiciously. "What's that I smell? Perfume?"
"It's after-shave lotion, Ma."
"I'd hate to tell you what it smells like," she said.
And then he was out the door.
He walked purposefully toward Broad Street until he was certain his mother, sure to be peering from behind the lace curtain on the door, couldn't see him anymore, and then he cut across the street and went back to the McCarthy house, where he quickly climbed the steps and rang the bell, hoping it would be answered before his mother made one of her regularly scheduled, every-five-minutes inspections of the neighborhood.
Mr. McCarthy, wearing a suit, opened the door.
"Hello, Charley, what can I do for you?"
"Is Margaret around?"
"We're going to pay our respects to the Magnellas," Mr. McCarthy said.
"Oh," Charley said.
"You been over there yet?"
"No."
"You want to go with us?"
"Yeah," Charley said.
"I thought maybe that's what you had in mind," Mr. McCarthy said. "You're all dressed up."
"Yeah," Charley said.
"Goddamn shame," Mr. McCarthy said.
"Hello, Charley," Margaret McCarthy said. "You going with us?"
She was wearing a suit with a white blouse and a little round hat.
Jesus Christ, that's a good-looking woman!
"I wanted to pay my respects," Charley said.
"You might as well ride with us," Mr. McCarthy said.
The ride to Stanley Rocco and Sons, Funeral Directors, was pleasant until they got there. That is to say, he got to ride in the backseat with Margaret and he could smell her- an entirely delightful sensation-even over his after-shave. He could even see the lace at the hem of her slip, which triggered his imagination.
But then, when Mr. McCarthy had parked the Ford and Margaret had climbed out and he had in a gentlemanly manner averted his eyes from the unintentional display of lower limbs and he got out, he saw that the place was crowded with cops, in uniform and out.
"Jesus, wait a minute," he said to Margaret.
He took out his wallet and sighed with relief when he found a narrow strip of black elasticized material. He had put it in there after the funeral of Captain Dutch Moffitt, intending to put it in a drawer when he got home.
Thank God I forgot!
"What is that?" Margaret asked.
"A mourning stripe," Charley said. "You cut up a hatband."
"Oh," she said, obviously not understanding.
"When there's a dead cop, you wear it across your badge," he explained as he worked the band across his. "I almost forgot."
He started to pin the badge to his lapel.
"You got it on crooked," Margaret said. "Let me."
He could see her scalp where her hair was parted as she pinned the badge on correctly.
She looked up at him and met his eyes and smiled, and his heart jumped.
"There," she said.
"Thanks," he said.
They caught up with Mr. and Mrs. McCarthy and walked to the funeral home.
There was a book for people to write their names in on a stand just inside the door. It was just about full.
He wrote "Officer Charles McFadden, Badge 8774, Special Operations" under the name of some captain he didn't know from the 3^ rd District.
Officer Joseph Magnella was in an open casket, surrounded by flowers. They were burying him in his uniform, Charley saw. There were two cops from his district, wearing white gloves, standing at each end of the casket, and there was an American flag on a pole behind each of them.
In his turn Charley followed Mr. and Mrs. McCarthy and Margaret to the prie-dieu and dropped to his knees. He made the sign of the cross and, with part of his mind, offered the prayers a Roman Catholic does in such circumstances. They came to him automatically, and although his lips moved, he didn't hear them.
He was thinking, Christ, they put face powder and lipstick on him.
I wonder if they will take the badge off before they close the casket, or whether they 'II bury him with it.
The last time I saw him, he was still in the gutter with somebody' s coat over his face and shoulders.
Holy Mary, Mother of God, don't let that happen to me!
And the word is, they're not even close to finding the scumbags who did this to him!
I'd like to find those cocksuckers! They wouldn't look as good in their coffins as this poor bastard does!
As he had approached the coffin he had noticed the Magnella family, plus the girlfriend, sitting in the first row of chairs. When he rose from the prie-dieu, they were all standing up. Mr. Magnella was embracing Mr. McCarthy, and Mrs. McCarthy was patting Mrs. Magnella. The girlfriend looked as if somebody had punched her in the stomach; Margaret was smiling at her uncomfortably.
"Al," Mr. McCarthy said when Charley approached, "this is Charley McFadden, from the neighborhood."
"I'm real sorry this happened," Charley said as Mr. Magnella shook his hand.
"You knew my Joe?"
"No. I seen him around, though."
"It was nice of you to come."
"I wanted to pay my respects."
"This is Joe's mother."
"Mrs. Magnella, I'm real sorry for you."
"Thank you for coming."
"I was Joe's fiancee," the girlfriend said.
"I'm real sorry."
"We were going to get married in two months."
"I'm really sorry for you."
"Thank you for coming."
"I'm Joe's brother."
"I'm really sorry this happened."
"Thank you for coming."
"Bob," Mr. Magnella said to Mr. McCarthy, "go in the room on the other side and fix yourself and Officer McFadden a drink."
"Thank you, Al," Mr. McCarthy said. "I might just do that."
Margaret put her hand on Charley's arm, and they followed Mr. and Mrs. McCarthy across the room to a smaller room, where a knot of men were gathered around a table on which sat a dozen bottles of whiskey.
Margaret opened her purse and wiped her eyes with a handkerchief.
"Seagram's all right for you, Charley?" Mr. McCarthy asked.
"Fine," Charley said.
As he put the glass to his mouth the soft murmur of voices died out. Curious, he turned to see what was going on.