'Did you realize that was my very first injection? Sorry if it hurt a bit – I'll get better.'
'I thought it was… '
'Yes, I know.' She smiled down at him and Morse's eyelids drooped heavily over his tired eyes. Nessie had said he'd feel a wee bit… weary…
His head jerked down against his chest, and Fiona settled him against the pillows, gently looking at him as he lay there, and wondering for the dozenth time in her life why all the men who attracted her had either been happily married long, long since, or else were far, far, far too old.
Morse felt a soft-fingered hand on his right wrist, and opened his eyes to find himself staring up into the face of an extraordinary-looking personage. She was a very small woman, of some seventy-five to eighty summers, wispily white-haired, her face deeply wrinkled and unbeautiful, with an old-fashioned NHS hearing-aid plugged into her left ear, its cord stretching down to a batteried appliance in the pocket of a dirty, loose, grey-woollen cardigan. She appeared naively unaware that any apology might perhaps be called for in wakening a weary patient. Who was she? Who had let her in? It was 9.45 p.m. by the ward clock and two night nurses were on duty. Go away! Go away, you stupid old crow!
'Mr Horse? Mr Horse, is it?' Her rheumy eyes squinted myopically at the Elastoplast name-tag, and her mouth distended in a dentured smile.
'Morse!' said Morse. 'M-O
'Do you know, I think they've spelt your name wrong, Mr Horse. I'll try to remember to tell-'
'Morse! M-O-R-S-E!'
'Yes – but it was expected, you know. They'd already me that Wilfrid had only a few days left to live. And we all do get older, don't we? Older every single day.'
Yes, yes, clear off! I'm bloody tired, can't you see?
'Fifty-two years, we'd been together.'
Morse, belatedly, realized who she was, and he nodded sympathetically now:’ Long time!'
‘He liked being here, you know. He was so grateful to you all-'
‘I'm afraid I only came in a couple of days ago-'
‘That's exactly why he wanted me to thank all of you – all his old friends here.' She spoke in a precise, prim manner, with the diction of a retired Latin mistress.
‘He was a fine man… ' began Morse, a little desperately. 'I wish I'd got to know him. As I say, though, I got in a day or two ago – stomach trouble – nothing serious… '
The hearing-aid began to whistle shrilly, picking up some internal feedback, and the old lady fiddled about ineffectually with the ear-piece and the control switches. 'And that's why (she began now to talk in intermittent italics) 'I've got this little book for you. He was so proud of it. Not that he said so, of course – but he was. It took him a very long time and it was a very happy day for him when it was printed.'
Morse nodded with gratitude as she handed him a little booklet in bottle-green paper covers. 'It's very kind of you because, as I say, I only came in-'
‘Wilfrid would have been so pleased.'
Oh dear.
‘And you will promise to read it, won't you?'
'Oh yes – certainly!'
The old lady fingered her whistling aid once more, smiled with the helplessness of a stranded angel, said 'Goodbye, Mr Horse!' and moved on to convey her undying gratitude to the occupant of the adjacent bed.
Morse looked down vaguely at the slim volume thus presented: it could contain no more than – what? – some twenty-odd pages. He would certainly look at it later, as he'd promised. Tomorrow, perhaps. For the moment, he could think of nothing but closing his weary eyes once more, and he placed Murder on the Oxford Canal, by Wilfrid M. Deniston, inside his locker, on top of Scales of Injustice and The Blue Ticket – the triad of new works he'd so recently acquired. Tomorrow, yes…
Almost immediately he fell into a deep slumber, where he dreamed of a long cross-country race over the fields of his boyhood, where there, at the distant finishing-line, sat a topless blonde, a silver buckle clasped around her waist, holding in her left hand a pint of beer with a head of winking froth.
Chapter Five
This type of writing sometimes enjoys the Lethean faculty of making those who read it forget to ask what it means, or indeed if it means anything very substantive
(Alfred Austin, The Bridling of Pegasus)
The he endoscopy, performed under a mild anaesthetic at 10 o'clock the following morning (Monday), persuaded the surgeons at the JR2 that in Morse's case the knife was probably not needed; their prognosis, too, was modestly encouraging, provided the patient could settle into a more cautiously sober and restrictive regimen for the months (and years) ahead. Furthermore, as a token of their muted optimism, the patient was that very evening be allowed one half-bowl of oxtail soup and a portion vanilla ice-cream – and for Morse any gourmand àlacarte menu could hardly have been more gloriously welcome.
Lewis reported to Sister Maclean at 7.30 p.m., and was unsmilingly nodded through Customs without having to declare one get-well card (from Morse's secretary), a tube of mint-flavoured toothpaste (from Mrs Lewis), and clean hand-towel (same provenance). Contentedly, for ten minutes or so, the two men talked of this and that, with Lewis receiving the firm impression that his chief as recovering rapidly.
Fiona the Fair put in a brief appearance towards the end of this visit, shaking out Morse's pillows and placing jug of cold water on his locker.
'Lovely girl,' ventured Lewis.
'You're married – remember?'
'Done any reading yet?' Lewis nodded towards the locker.
'Why do you ask?'
Lewis grinned: 'It's the missus – she was just wondering…'
‘I’m half-way through it, tell her. Riveting stuff!'
'You're not serious-'
'Do you know how to spell "riveting"?'
'What – one "t" or two, you mean?'
'And do you know what "stools" are?'
'Things you sit on?'
Morse laughed – a genuine, carefree, pain-free laugh. It was good to have Lewis around; and the vaguely puzzled Lewis was glad to find the invalid in such good spirits.
Suddenly, there beside the bed, re-mitreing the bottom right-hand corner of the blankets, was Sister Maclean herself.
'Who brought the jug of water?' she enquired in her soft but awesome voice.
'It's all right, Sister,' began Morse, 'the doctor said-'
'Nurse Welch!' The ominously quiet words carried easily across the ward, and Lewis stared at the floor in pained embarrassment as Student Nurse Welch walked warily over to Morse's bed, where she was firmly admonished by her superior. Free access to liquids was to be available only w.e.f. the following dawn – and not before. Had the student nurse not read the notes before going the rounds with her water-jugs? And if she had, did she not realize that no hospital could function satisfactorily with such sloppiness? If it mightn't seem important on this occasion, did the student nurse not realize that it could be absolutely vital on the next.
Another sickening little episode; and for Lewis one still having a nasty taste when a few minutes later he bade chief farewell. Morse himself had said nothing at the time, and said nothing now. Never, he told himself, would have reprimanded any member of his own staff in such cavalier fashion in front of other people: and then, sadly, recalled that quite frequently he had done precisely that. All the same, he would have welcomed the opportunity of a few quiet words with the duly chastened Fiono before she went home.