He was a dead man.
But he managed manners sufficient to say:
‘A good evening indeed. And how would you be on this night of nights?’
‘Very well, thank you sir,’ said Nappy. ‘May I invite you to step this way?’
‘By all means,’ said Alfric.
And, commanded by a negligent gesture, Alfric Danbrog walked in front of Nappy. Waiting as he walked. Waiting for the knife. Between the vertebrae, doubtless. One blow to paralyse, another to kill. Or would it be in the back of the neck? Then one single strike would suffice to make death certain.
Wherever the blow fell, this much was certain:
Alfric Danbrog was a dead man.
CHAPTER NINETEEN
‘Something wrong with your legs, sir?’
‘No,’ said Alfric, who had been deliberately slowing his pace to try to delay his arrival at his place of execution, wherever that might be. ‘No, not at all, nothing wrong, nothing.’
And he lengthened his pace exceedingly.
‘That’s enough, sir.’
‘What?’
‘I mean, sir, we’re here.’
Alfric stopped still. Trembling. He waited. For the bite of the blade, the shrill agony, the murder-strike.
‘On your right, sir. The door on your right. Open it, if you would.’
Alfric looked to his right. There was a door. An old, immensely heavy door made of polished oak. He could smell the polish. He even recognized the odour as that of Brondlord’s Furniture Polish, which was based on the oil of riverworms caught in the Riga Rimur. Viola Vanaleta used to use it regularly on all wooden furniture in Alfric’s house in Vamvelten Street.
‘The door, please. Open it, if you would.’
There was a heavy iron ring set in the door. It was jet black, not from age but because it had been painted that colour. Reluctantly, Alfric’s fingers closed on the iron ring. It was cold, cold, cold as death and as heavy. What was beyond this door?
Suddenly, Alfric knew.
A psychic intuition told him.
Never before had he had such a vivid premonition. But, under the stresses of the moment, unexpected powers were coming to life. He knew, then, that he could see the future. He could see what lay beyond that door, and what was going to happen to him. On the other side of the door there was a sickening drop to a pit full of slicing knives. And, as soon as Alfric opened the door, Nappy would kick him in the small of the back and precipitate him into that pit.
Alfric felt sick.
He urged himself to turn, to turn and fight, to die in combat, to die like a man.
— But I cannot.
— It is the future. I have seen it. Therefore it is fated. It is fixed. I cannot alter the future.
So thinking, Alfric turned the heavy iron ring and pushed open the door. It screamed on its hinges. And revealed:
A small room, lit by three lamps.
A very warm, cosy room, heated by a small charcoal brazier.
There was a faded red carpet on the floor; a truckle bed on the right side of the room, neatly made up with a featherdown duvet; there were two armchairs, each upholstered with a shaggy brown animal skin which might have been that of a yak; there was a small liquor-table sitting between the armchairs; and there were any number of oddments and knick-knacks on the wooden shelves affixed to the walls with skewering iron.
‘Take a seat, sir,’ said Nappy genially.
Alfric stumbled into the room. As he did so, something flew up from the floor. He started, then saw it was only an untunchilamon, fleeing from a saucer of milk. Did Nappy put down milk especially for dragons? For a moment Alfric thought so, then saw the kitten curled up on the bed. He found his way to one of the chairs and sat down. The door screamed on its hinges as Nappy closed it.
‘I thought you might like a drink before you go,’ said Nappy, seating himself in the other armchair.
Before you go? What did that mean. Doubtless it was a new euphemism for dying. But, even so, a drink would not be out of place.
‘Yes,’ said Alfric. ‘Yes.’
Gladly accepting Nappy’s hospitality.
Nappy poured liquor into two thimble-skulls, and passed one of them to Alfric. He swallowed the contents at a gulp.
‘Would you like another one, sir?’
‘Yes, thank you.’
While Nappy poured Alfric a second drink, an untunchilamon (maybe the very one Alfric had scared away from the saucer of milk) alighted on the liquor-table. Indulgently, Nappy poured the thing a thimble-skull of strong drink all for its very own. Alfric watched, fascinated, as the fingerlength dragon plunged its entire head into the thimble-skull. It stayed under for quite some time, while the level of liquor steadily sank.
Then the dragon’s head emerged from the drink. Liquor gleamed wet and slick against its scales. The untunchilamon burped. Unfortunately, this action conjured forth a single spark of dragonfire. The dragon-spark ignited the liquor. Next moment, the little beast was wreathed in writhing fire.
Instantly, Alfric saw that the dragon was doomed to be burnt alive, or at least badly injured. For, while dragons are firebreathers, they cannot live amidst fire, any more than can the human firebreather who performs at village festivals. So Alfric knew at once that the untunchilamon was in big trouble.
Then the dragon was gone.
Nappy had snatched the thing away and had plunged it into a pitcher of milk, reacting so swiftly to the unexpected that the thing was done even before Alfric had time to gape in dismay.
‘That’s the thing with them dragons, sir,’ said Nappy. ‘They like their liquor, but they don’t know the dangers of the stuff.’
The pink-faced little man peered into the pitcher where the untunchilamon was swimming around in drunken circles. He hoicked it out and dumped it down on the liquor-table. The disgruntled dragon shook itself, throwing flecks of milk in all directions. Some splattered against the lenses of Alfric’s spectacles. He tried to take them off and clean them.
‘Here, sir,’ said Nappy, handing him a clean white handkerchief.
‘Thank you,’ said Alfric.
He cleaned his spectacles then put them back on.
‘I’ve got cancer,’ said Nappy.
But the words were said so casually that Alfric was not sure whether he had heard correctly.
‘It’s… it’s good drink,’ said Alfric, draining his.
‘Cancer,’ repeated Nappy.
‘You don’t mind if I pour myself another one?’ said Alfric.
‘In my gut it is. Started on the skin then ate its way in.’ ‘A very, very nice drop,’ said Alfric, draining his thimble-skull.
‘Here,’ said Nappy, pulling his clothes away from his midriff.
Then Alfric had to look, had to, he had no choice, and it was cancer all right, cancer or some kind of lethal ulcer or something worse, yellow at the margins, yellow becoming brown, brown becoming wet black in the centre, and the centre was a kind of funnel that descended inward, inward to the wet pain and the glistening ooze.
Then Nappy covered the thing once more.
‘A drink,’ said Alfric. ‘Maybe you’d like a drink.’
He poured one for himself, one for Nappy.
Then said:
‘How long have you got?’
‘The doctors, they gave me six months,’ said Nappy. ‘But that was last year. I won good money off Olaf Offorum. He bet I’d be dead by now. But, well, let’s put it this way. I’ve made no wagers since. I won’t last long, sir, not now.’
‘Do you take anything for it?’
‘Laudanum, sir. At nights. So I can sleep. But nothing during the day, no, have to stay sharp, you know. So it hurts, oh, it hurts, I won’t say it doesn’t hurt.’
A pause.
The untunchilamon took to the air, circled, then settled on Alfric’s head. He felt its claws seeking purchase. There was a tiny twinge of pain as its talons momentarily dug into his scalp. Then it settled, content with the grip it had established on the hairs of his head.