The next morning, after their ablutions, he brushes her hair and braids it into two long ropes. He files her nails and polishes them with Cutex. While he is at it he uses some of the nail polish to stop the runs on her nylon stockings. Indeed on the following days he pampers Saluni even more. In the mornings he goes to the flower market and buys her a flower — whatever flower is the cheapest that day. He takes her to the town centre to listen to blind buskers playing love standards on their violins, guitars or saxophones.
Nights rock the Wendy house, even on red days.
Although she never outrightly expresses gratitude to the Whale Caller for anything, she claims she is the happiest she has ever been, but he can see that something is missing in her life. She mopes around and is down-spirited. She looks depressed, and he knows why. The Bored Twins.
“Why don’t you go and see them,” he asks out of the blue one day. “I think they are missing you too.”
“And then you are going to bitch about it? No, I am not going.”
“When did I bitch about anything, Saluni?”
“I know you don’t like them, and God knows what those little angels ever did to you.”
“It’s not that I don’t like them, Saluni. I just don’t want you to be so dependent on them. I don’t mind if you see them once in a while. Not every day. I need you too, Saluni, you know that. Some days I need to spend the whole day with you.”
She goes to the mansion. And euphoria returns to her. He continues to pamper her, which depletes his financial resources — especially the daily flower that he insists on buying despite the abundance of tulips and the offerings on the collection plates of the blind musicians. But he does not mind. What matters is that they are both happy and many days pass without a single quarrel between them. She indulges him by talking to him sweetly, in a bluesy musical voice, and by being generally pleasant to him even when she thinks he is being stiff and stupid.
One afternoon on her way home from the mansion she visits Mr. Yodd. It is not a spur-of-the-moment decision. She has been planning the visit the whole day. And for the whole day a conflict has been brewing in her head as to whether to go or not to go. She brings with her a bunch of tulips from the mansion and walks down the crag to the grotto. This time she kneels down on some jagged stones and arranges the tulips around the small entrance as a propitiation rite. The stones under her knees are far from comfortable, and she wonders how the Whale Caller managed to kneel here — sometimes for hours on end. Perhaps it was part of his mortification: the very quest to put the flesh to death that made him deny himself the pleasures of fish, even though he could afford it, and live on an unchanging insipid diet. He may not frequent Mr. Yodd anymore, but he is still a flagellant at heart. The quest that today makes him deny himself the Bored Twins, despite himself.
Saluni can hear some squeaking and rustling sounds inside. Perhaps the rock rabbits are fighting. Or nursing babies. Or just enjoying one another. All these may sound the same to the uninitiated. A rock rabbit peeps out to see what has cast a shadow at the entrance of their abode. It sees the tulips, grabs some of them and dashes back into the grotto without paying any attention to Saluni. These are the woes of winter. In the absence of tourists the dustbins are empty and the rock rabbits have been reduced to the indignities of eating unseasonable flowers.
Hoy, Mr. Yodd! It is true. We forget about you when our boat is sailing in calm seas. We remember you only in times of storms. That is why we create deities in the first place, Mr. Yodd. To remember them in times of upheaval. We conjure them into existence so that they can explain our own existence — and therefore our troubles — away. Where is he? He does not need you anymore. He is a fulfilled man and can survive without mortification. He wakes up every morning, reaches for the mist and wraps himself with it like a blanket of the mountain people. He is ensconced in the comfort of the mist and his body has forgotten its previous need for your flogging laughter. I have taken you over because I feel that you cannot just sit in your little hole going to waste. Pardon me, Mr. Yodd… in your grotto. Someone must confess to you and I am here to do just that. I am not just doing you a favour, perhaps feeling sorry for you now that he has given you up. I need to confess. He won’t like it when he finally gets to hear of it. There is no reason for him to be insecure about it. Sometimes he can be such a big baby. But I do want to nurse his sensitivities. He claims now you belong to me. I never knew this selfish streak in him. He thought he was going to hog you to himself, and when I discovered you and decided that you can serve my purposes as well he throws all his toys out of the cot and vows he will have nothing to do with you. Is this the real reason he no longer comes? It is the real reason. I do not go around inventing reasons for him. Okay, it is not the mist. This is the real reason. Perhaps you are right when you say he didn’t really mean it. There were upheavals in our lives when he said it. We were snapping at each other. You may be right, I was the snapper. We were still trying to find each other, that is why. Now that peace and harmony reign I do not want to upset the delicate situation. Yet I feel that a confession is necessary. And it is a simple one: we are too happy to survive each other. There is no anguish in our lives. That is the reason I am here. I worry myself sick because there is no anguish. True love is supposed to be accompanied by profound pain. Yet in our lives things seem to be so easy and smooth. What happened to the pain that used to rack us? Perhaps I am beginning to lose him. That must be it. I am beginning to lose him… to Sharisha, as you suggest. You had to bring the big fish into the picture. We are at the door of August and the southern rights will soon return. Now that you have done me the favour of bringing the matter up, this thought brings anguish into my life. What is left for me to do is to bring anguish into his life too. Then we’ll both wallow in anguish. You are right, Mr. Yodd. My anguish is enough to cause him anguish. I can feel our relationship gathering anguish on both sides already It is indeed true love. You are a genius, Mr. Yodd. Laugh as you may, I knew you would do the trick. Laugh as you may, I am going home to smother him with love. Laugh as you may, I am going to drag him out of the mist and suffocate him with love and therefore with anguish until he has his fill of it.
Saluni. She is laughing mockingly as she walks up the crag, imitating the confessor’s derisive laughter. Poor Mr. Yodd. He lost his temper because his laughter did not bruise her. He tried to rub salt on her self-inflicted anguish by chanting over and over: “Sharisha will be back soon! Sharisha will be back soon!” Chanting in the same rhythm as the Bored Twins when they tease her about something. About having a boyfriend, for instance. His voice, however, had the swishing harshness of a cat-o’-nine-tails. His efforts became pathetic when she chanted back: “Saluni fears nobody! Saluni will crush your little Sharisha to pieces!” When he broke into a laughter that would have shamed a stone she cackled back at him. That’s when he lost his temper and asked her to vacate his sacred grounds once and for all.
His laughter is a flagellum. But this woman is so thick-skinned that she does not bleed at all. Not a single weal appears after the hardest flagellation. His efforts are wasted on her. Her indifference disempowers his laughter. He would rather have the Whale Caller anytime. The Whale Caller knows how to glory in penance. Not only does the flagellum send him into fits of mortification, even mere chastisement does the trick. Flagellation had become an addictive drug to the Whale Caller, until this arrogant woman featured in his life and took it over. How did Mr. Yodd lose his hold on him? Mr. Yodd still puzzles over how Saluni became such a compelling drug that she was able to replace him.