And Crossbow Guy has East County written all over him, from the down vest, to theKEEP ON TRUCKIN ’ ball cap, to the mullet underneath it. Frank’s guessing he’s from El Cajon, and it always amuses him how guys who live forty miles from the ocean can get territorial about it.
So Frank doesn’t even bother to answer the question.
“It’s obvious he hooked it first and you shot it while he was reeling it in,” Frank says.
Which is what Vietnamese Guy is saying fast, loudly, continuously, and in Vietnamese, so Frank turns to him and asks him to chill out. He has to respect the guy for not backing down even though he’s giving away a foot of height and a bill and a half in weight. Of course he won’t back down, Frank thinks; he’s trying to feed his family.
Then Frank turns back to Crossbow Guy. “Just give him his fish. There’s a lot more in the ocean.”
Crossbow Guy isn’t having it. He glares down at Frank, and one look at his eyes tells Frank that the guy is a tweeker. Great, Frank thinks, a head full of crystal meth will make him alot easier to deal with.
“These fucking gooks are takingall the fish,” Crossbow Guy says, reloading the crossbow.
Now Vietnamese Guy may not speak a lot of English, but from the look in his eye, he knows the wordgook. Probably heard it a lot, Frank thinks, embarrassed.
“Hey, East County,” Frank says. “We don’t talk that way here.”
Crossbow Guy starts to argue and then he stops.
Just stops.
He might be a moron, but he isn’t blind, and he sees something in Frank’s eyes that just makes him shut his mouth.
Frank looks square into Crossbow Guy’s methed-up eyes and says, “I don’t want to see you on my pier again. Find a different place to fish.”
Crossbow Guy’s in no mood to argue anymore. He takes his fish and starts the long walk back down the pier.
Frank goes back to the bait shack to change into his wet suit.
3
“Hey, if it isn’t the dispenser of justice!”
Dave Hansen grins at Frank from his board out in the lineup. Frank paddles up and pulls alongside. “You heard about that already?”
“Small town, Ocean Beach,” Dave says. He stares pointedly at Frank’s longboard, an old nine-foot-three-inch Baltierra. “Is that a surfboard or an ocean liner? You got stewards on that thing? I’d like to sign up for the second sitting, please.”
“Big waves, big board,” Frank says.
“They’ll be even bigger tomorrow when we talk about them,” Dave says.
“Waves are like bellies,” Frank says. “They grow with time.”
Except Dave’s hasn’t. He and Dave have been buddies for maybe twenty years, and the tall cop’s belly is still washboard flat. When Dave isn’t surfing, he’s running, and, except for a cinnamon roll after the Gentlemen’s Hour, he doesn’t eat anything with white sugar in it.
“Cold enough for you?” Dave asks.
“Oh yeah.”
Yes, it is, even though Frank’s wearing an O’Neill winter suit with a hood and booties. It is damn cold water, and to tell the truth, Frank had considered giving the Gentlemen’s Hour a pass this morning for that reason. Except that would be the beginning of the end, he thinks, an admission of aging. Getting out there every morning is what keeps you young. So as soon as the kid Abe got in, Frank forced himself to climb into his wet suit, hood, and booties before he could chicken out.
But itis cold.
When he was paddling out and had to duck under a wave, it was like sticking his face into a barrel of ice.
“I’m surprised you’re out here this morning,” Frank says.
“Why’s that?”
“Operation G-Sting,” Frank says. “Funny name, Dave.”
“And people say we have no sense of humor.”
Except G-Sting is no joke, Dave Hansen thinks. It’s about the last vestiges of organized crime in San Diego bribing cops, councilmen-there might even be a congressman in the mix. G-Sting isn’t about strippers; it’s about corruption, and corruption is cancer. It starts small, with lap dances, but then it grows. Then it’s construction bids, real estate deals, even defense contracts.
Once a politician is on the hook, he’s hooked for good.
The mob guys know it. They know that you bribe a politician only once. After that, you blackmail him.
“Outside!” Frank yells.
A nice set coming in.
Dave takes off. He’s a strong guy, with an easy, athletic paddle-in, and Frank watches him catch the wave and get up, then drop down, ride the right-hand break all the way in, then hop off into the ankle-deep water.
Frank goes for the next one.
He lies flat on his board and paddles hard, feels the wave pick him up, then goes into a squat. He straightens up just as the wave drops, points the front of his board straight toward the shore. It’s classic, old-school straight-ahead longboard style, but for the thousands of times Frank has done it, it’s still the best kick there is.
No offense to Donna, or Patty, or any of the women he’s made love to in his life, but there’s nothing like this. Never has been, never will be. How does the old song go? “Catch a wave and you’re sitting on top of the world.” That’s it, sitting-well, standing-on top of the world. And the world is going about a thousand miles an hour, cold and crisp and beautiful.
He rides the wave and hops off.
He and Dave paddle back out together.
“We’re looking pretty good for old men,” Frank says.
“We are,” Dave says. When they get back out to the shoulder, he says, “Hey, did I tell you I’ve decided to pull the pin?”
Frank’s not sure he heard him right. Dave Hansen retiring? He’smy age, for God’s sake. No he isn’t-he’s a couple of yearsyounger.
“The Bureau’s offering early retirement,” Dave says. Kind of gently, because he sees the look on Frank’s face. “All these young kids coming up. All the terrorism crap. I talked it over with Barbara and we decided to take it.”
“Jesus, Dave. What are you going todo?”
“This,” Dave says, waving his hand toward the water. “And travel. Spend more time with the grandkids.”
Grandkids. Frank’s forgotten that Dave’s daughter, Melissa, had a baby a couple of years ago and is expecting another one. Where does she live? Seattle? Portland? Some rainy place.
“Wow.”
“Hey, I’ll still be here for the Gentlemen’s Hour,” Dave says. “Most of the time. And I won’t have to leave so early.”
“No, listen, congratulations,” Frank says. “Cent’anni. Every happiness. Uh, when…”
“Nine months,” Dave says. “September.”
September, Frank thinks. The best month on the beach. The weather is beautiful and the tourists have gone home.
Another set comes in.
They both ride it in and then call it a session. Two solid waves on a day like this are enough. And a cup of hot coffee and a cinnamon roll are sounding pretty good right about now. So they go up and clean up at the outdoor shower on the back of the bait shack, get dressed, then grab a table at the OBP Cafe.
They sit there, drink coffee, consume fat and sugar, and watch the winter storm now brewing on the edge of the sea.
Dark gray sky, thickening clouds, a wind building from the west.
It’s going to be a ripper.
4
After the Gentlemen’s Hour, Frank starts on his busy day.
AllFrank’s days are busy, what with four businesses, an ex-wife, and a girlfriend to manage. The key to pulling it off is to stick to a routine, or at least try to.
He has tried-without conspicuous success-to explain this simple management technique to the kid Abe. “If you have a routine,” he has lectured, “you can always deviate from it if something comes up. But if youdon’t have a routine, theneverything is stuff that comes up. Get it?”