'So was the dragon. Their armour gave it indigestion. Come on now!'
And Miphon twisted the ring on his finger, and the whole party was sucked into the green bottle.
'Here we are,' said Miphon.
'The bottle's gone from my belt,' said Blackwood.
'Of course,' said Miphon. 'You're inside it now.'
'Food,' said Gorn. T can smell food.'
'Down here,' said Miphon. 'Down these stairs.'
'Where's Comedo?' said Alish.
'Ah,' said Miphon. 'Thereby hangs a tale
For hungry men, stomachs demanded satisfaction before curiosity had its turn. When appetites were satisfied, Miphon told his story.
'… so there I was, trapped behind the portcullis,' said Miphon. i must admit, I felt foolish to have been caught so easily.'
'You should have ripped his guts out right at the start,' said Gorn.
'So you were caught behind the portcullis,' said Alish. 'Did you try to raise it?'
'Yes, but that proved impossible. However, I went deeper down in this green bottle. After a while I found a red bottle, together with a ring which I could use to enter it.'
'I see,' said Hearst. 'Given that, you could easily escape. I can guess what you did. You reached through the bars of the portcullis to put the red bottle down on the other side. Then used the ring to transport yourself into the red bottle. Then used the ring again – and came out of the red bottle on Comedo's side of the portcullis. Then you found Comedo and overpowered him.'
'Exactly,' said Miphon.
'But what took you so long?'
'Well… how long do you think it took me to find the red bottle?'
'I see,' said Hearst. 'The green bottle's bigger than it looks from the outside.'
'Of course,' said Miphon, 'Or how could we be inside it?'
'How can something small outside be large inside?' said Blackwood.
'All enchantment is an anomaly,' said Miphon.
'Words are words,' said Blackwood. 'Facts are facts.'
Miphon laughed at his bewilderment. It was the first time in a long time that he had laughed. It felt good.
'So where's Comedo?' said Alish.
'The red bottle's sitting right there,' said Miphon, 'See? Beside it is the ring which commands the red bottle. Comedo's in there for safekeeping.'
'Bring him out,' said Alish.
'Time for that later,' said Hearst, 'When we've finished our business with Heenmor.'
'How far is there to go?' said Miphon. 'How far are we from Stronghold Handfast?'
'We can get there tomorrow,' said Hearst. 'It's rough country, but we're all fit enough to tackle it.'
Miphon glanced at Blackwood.
'You look much better,' said Miphon.
'I'm cured,'said Blackwood.
'How?'
'The old lore tells how.'
'Really,' said Miphon. T have got a lot to hear about.'
'Yes,' said Hearst. 'And it'll give you something to chew on, as Andranovory said when the dragon bit him in half 'Which dragon was that?' said Miphon. 'The one which killed all the others?" 'Oh, there were five dragons actually,' said Hearst, 'But one was just a baby. It was chasing mice when we found it.'
At which point Miphon began to suspect that he was being kidded, because his reference books said – and he believed them, though such tomes were not always entirely accurate – that: (a) the immature form of the common or land dragon lives primarily on sulphur; and (b) dragons are afraid of mice.
Nevertheless, he did not interrupt. It was Elkor Alish, in the end, who told the truth. Alish wanted the Rovac to be credited with Hearst's dragon-kill. He wanted the wizards, Garash and Miphon, to understand the superiority of the Rovac. Even though he suspected that he would shortly have to kill both wizards.
And, perhaps, Morgan Hearst as well.
CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
Stronghold Handfast.
At ground level, fifty-seven arches giving entrance. Walls rising abruptly, then bulging out in bubble-smooth curves. High above ground level, as if designed to permit entrance and egress by air, three dozen randomly-spaced vents twisting inwards into darkness – entering one of those vents, a dragon or even one of the Neversh would have looked like a gnat flying into a mammoth's mouth.
Higher still, a delicate tracery of arches and linkways patterned the sky; rising through this spiderweb fantasy, seventy-six towers soared skywards, each swelling suddenly toward zenith. Stronghold Handfast, then: made by masters so long forgotten that it was no longer possible even to say whether they had been human.
This entire structure was made of building blocks no larger than a man's thumb, and, in their millions, they changed colour with a slow, crawling rhythm, so that at any one time some were blue, some green, some red, some yellow. This gave the impression that the structure was, in some ominous way, alive.
'It looks deserted,' said Blackwood.
'Maybe,' said Hearst.
They had spent a long time concealed amid rocks near one of the entrances to Stronghold Handfast, but their scrutiny had told them nothing more about what they might be faced with.
'Let's charge,' said Alish, rising, 'and see how far we get.'
'We could wait for darkness,' said Garash. 311 'Wait if you wish,' said Alish. 'All right then, I'll come. But maybe we should go in through the back door.' 'For all we know, this is the back door.' 'Oh.'
'Wait a moment,' said Hearst. 'What's the hind legs?'
By which he meant: what's plan B?
This Rovac idiom sounded very peculiar in the Galish Trading Tongue, which they were using out of courtesy to the wizards, who spoke no Rovac. if we don't get in through the nearest entrance,' said Alish, 'it'll be because we're dead, so we don't need any hind legs.'
'That's just as well,' said Garash, 'because I was born without them in any case.'
'Yes,' said Alish. 'Like the rest of the chickens. Now run!'
They sprinted across the open ground to the nearest entrance, boots crunching in the crisp snow. Garash, whose sprint was rather leisurely as there was no dragon or similar to inspire him – in the traditional story about the tortoise and the old, old wizard, there is no mystery at all about why the tortoise won the race – was last to gain the entrance. It was doorless.
'Which way now?' said Blackwood, finding he had no empathy whatever with the utterly alien maze confronting them.
'Silence,' said Hearst. 'Listen.'
They waited: listening, watching. Hearst, Alish, Gorn, Garash, Blackwood, Miphon: they were all tense, apprehensive, on edge.
Hearst drew Hast, but the balance of the blade gave him no confidence. He was unnerved by Stronghold Handfast. Unlike any architecture he had seen before, it had no symmetry. From where they stood they could see into a great hall where in some places the roof dipped low but where in other places it soared upward into dizzying heights. Pillars rose at random to support the weight of the roof: some square, some arched, some twisting upwards in spirals.
– A pile of rocks, but. Who are we to be frightened of a pile of rocks? But what hands? What feet? Strength, man of Rovac, strength. Are you not a hero?
Hearst failed to draw comfort from his own thoughts.
Somewhere along their long journey – perhaps when he had inspected the corpse of his first dragon-kill – he had begun to have his doubts about the merits of the ethos of the kind of ruthless, sword-slaughtering heroism celebrated by the songs of Rovac.
Still… he had sworn his oath, so he could hardly turn back now. Whatever his thoughts about heroism, he had no doubts whatsoever about the sacred nature of an oath.
So, sword in hand, he followed when Alish advanced. The others also followed, glancing back from time to time at the daylit entrance, which steadily receded behind them. Suddenly a coil of liquid black light flickered to life in the air in front of Alish. His sword outpaced his scream: 'Ahyak Rovac!'
Trembling, blade in hand, heart sprinting, Alish confronted the twisting coil of black light. His challenge echoed from wall to wall, repeating itself time and time again, growing louder with each repetition, until it sounded as if a giant was bellowing out the traditional challenge of Rovac. Then the echoing scream began to diminish, at last falling away to a whisper, then to nothing.