‘It’s been a pleasure doing business with you, gentlemen,’ he said.
‘Likewise,’ said Louis.
‘You’re sure you can’t help with parking violations?’ said Angel.
‘Fuck you,’ said Ross.
‘I’ll hold on to your number anyway,’ said Angel. ‘Just in case.’
46
Angel and Louis did not speak again until they were back in their apartment, as Louis was concerned that Ross might have decided to cover himself by bugging their car, although a subsequent sweep of the vehicle revealed nothing. It didn’t matter: Louis had not survived this long by being careless, and Angel really didn’t have anything better to do than sweep the car for listening devices, or so Louis told him.
They were greeted on their return by Mrs Bondarchuk, the old lady who lived in the apartment below theirs. Mrs Bondarchuk, in addition to being their sole neighbor, was also their sole tenant, the building being owned by one of Louis’s shelf companies. Mrs Bondarchuk kept Pomeranians, on which she lavished most of her love and attention, Mr Bondarchuk having long since departed for a better place. For many years Angel and Louis had labored under the misapprehension that Mr Bondarchuk was dead, but it had recently emerged that Mr Bondarchuk had simply bailed in 1979, and his better place was Boise, Idaho – ‘better’ being a relative term in an unhappy marriage. Mrs Bondarchuk did not miss him. She explained that her husband had left rather than be killed by her. The Pomeranians were a more than satisfactory replacement, despite their yappy natures, although Mrs Bondarchuk raised exclusively male dogs, and made sure to have them neutered at the earliest opportunity, which suggested to Angel and Louis that Mrs Bondarchuk retained some residual hostility toward Mr Bondarchuk. Mrs Bondarchuk defended the noisiness of her Pomeranians on the grounds that it made them good watchdogs, and hence they constituted a virtual alarm system of their own. Louis took this with good grace, even though the building had the kind of alarm system that governments might envy, and usually only governments could afford.
Some years earlier there had been what Mrs Bondarchuk continued to refer to as ‘the unpleasantness’, during which an effort had been made to access the building through hostile means, an effort that ultimately concluded with the deaths of all those responsible. It was an incident that failed to trouble the police, once Angel had explained to Mrs Bondarchuk, over milk and chocolate cake, the importance of sometimes avoiding the attentions of the forces of law and order, such forces perhaps not always understanding that there were times when violence could only be met with violence. Mrs Bondarchuk, who was old enough to remember the arrival of the Nazis in her native Ukraine, and the death of her father during the encirclement of Kiev, actually proved very understanding of this point of view. She told a startled Angel that she and her mother had transported weapons for the Ukrainian partisans, and she had watched from a corner as her mother and a quartet of other widows castrated and then killed a private from the German police battalion ‘Ostland’ who had been unfortunate enough to fall into their clutches. In her way, as a Jew whose people had been slaughtered at Minsk and Kostopil and Sosenki, she knew better than Angel the importance of keeping some things secret from the authorities, and the occasional necessity of harsh reprisals against degenerate men. Ever since then, she had become even more protective of her two neighbors than before, and they, in turn, ensured that her rent was nominal and her comforts guaranteed.
Now, with Mrs Bondarchuk greeted and the building secured, the talk turned once more to the events of that evening as Louis poured two glasses of Meerlust Rubicon from South Africa, a suitably wintry red. Flurries of snow obscured the view through the windows, but they were halfhearted and ultimately inconsequential, like the parting shots of a defeated army. Angel watched as Louis shed his jacket and rolled up his shirtsleeves. The shirt was immaculately white, and just as smooth as it had been before it was worn. It never failed to amaze Angel how his partner’s appearance could remain so pristine. If Angel even looked at a shirt it started to wrinkle. The only way he could have worn a white shirt for an evening and returned home without evidence of grievous wear would have been to add so much starch to it that it resembled the top half of a suit of armor.
‘Why did you give Ross those names?’ Angel asked. He spoke without even a hint of accusation or blame. He was simply curious to know.
‘Because I don’t like Cambion, and I’ll be happy when he’s dead.’ Louis swirled the wine in his glass. ‘Did you notice anything odd about Cambion’s little pied-à-terre?’
‘If I knew what that was, I might be able to answer. I’ll take a guess that you’re talking about the apothecary.’
‘You have a lot of room for self-improvement.’
‘Then you have something to look forward to. And in answer to your question, there was only odd when it came to Cambion’s little whatever-you-said.’
‘I counted three soup bowls, one of them plastic. I didn’t count but two people.’
‘One of the bowls could have been from earlier.’
‘Maybe.’
‘But you don’t think so.’
‘The place was old and weird, but it was tidy. Apart from those bowls.’
‘A plastic bowl,’ said Angel. ‘You think he has a child in there?’
‘I don’t know. I just don’t think he and his boy Edmund are the only people holed up in that old store.’
‘You planning on going back there to clarify the situation?’
‘Not yet. We’re prioritizing.’
‘On that subject: you gave Ross that list, but what did we get in return?’
‘We know that the Believers had nothing to do with the hit.’
Angel wondered if the wine and the two earlier beers had somehow interacted disastrously, destroying some of his already threatened brain cells. Ross had shown them a picture. Had Ross been lying?
‘What about the photograph?’
‘The photograph is meaningless. It’s a false trail. These people, or whatever they are, they don’t sign their names. That’s for dime-store novels. You think I ever put a bullet in a man, then rolled up a business card and stuck it in the hole because it pays to advertise?’
Angel doubted it, but you never knew.
‘You think Ross figures it’s a false trail?’
‘Ross don’t care one way or the other. It’s one more nail in their coffin, and it don’t matter to him who hammered it in.’
‘“Doesn’t”.’ It doesn’t matter. You have inconsistent grammar, you know that?’
Louis’s public and private personae were different, but sometimes he forgot what role he was supposed to be playing.
‘Fuckin’ Ross was right about you, you know that?’ said Louis.
‘Ross can’t even get a parking ticket fixed. He said so himself. So we go back to Cambion and tell him what – that we sold out his future to the Feds, or do we just lie and make out like you’re still trying to burn the contract?’
‘Neither. I know people in the Carolinas. If there’s a team of husband-and-wife shooters operating out of there, someone’s got to have heard.’
‘Not if they’re selective. Not if they don’t work for money but out of some misguided sense of purpose.’
‘What, you mean like us?’
‘Exactly like us, except without the religion.’
‘Yeah, and look how hard we were to find. It wasn’t so long ago we had delivery men with explosives trying to blow our door off, and tonight Ross could have run our asses over if he felt like it. But we’ll nail them, however long it takes.’
‘And then?’
‘We make them talk.’
‘And after that?’
Louis tried the wine. It was good.
‘We kill them.’
Louis was correct in more than one of his assumptions. Even the most cautious of men can be found, if his pursuer has the commitment and the resources. The man who stood at the rain-soaked corner on the Upper West Side, where the poor were in sight of the rich and, more worryingly for those who feared imminent societal collapse, the rich were in sight of the poor, had spent a long time, and a not inconsiderable amount of money, trying to establish where Angel and Louis lived. In the end, it was the attack on the building – the ‘unpleasantness’ over which Angel and Mrs Bondarchuk had bonded – that brought them to his attention. Louis had made every effort to ensure that word of what happened did not leak to the police, but the man on the corner represented a different form of law and justice, and such matters were very difficult to keep from him and his father.