The Wood Beyond

'Hello, sir. Heard you were here. Can we have a word?'

'If we must,' said Dalziel reluctantly, and with a last mnemonic look at Cap Marvell's gently steaming bosom, he went out into the corridor.

'All right, George,' he said. 'Fill me in.'

Headingley, a pink-faced middle-aged man with a sad moustache and a cream-tea paunch, said, 'That lot in there belong to ANIMA, the animal rights group and they were-'

Dalziel said, 'I don't give a toss if they belong to the Dagenham Girl Pipers and they've come here to rehearse, they're witnesses is all that matters. So what did they witness?'

'Well, I've got one statement on tape so far. The others aren't being very cooperative but this lass…’

'Aye. Wendy Walker. First time in her life she's been cooperative with the police, I bet. Let's hear this tape then.'

Headingley led him to a small office where the recorder was set up. Dalziel listened intently then said, 'This Cap, the one with the chest…’

'Marvell. Captain Marvell, get it? She's the boss, except that she and Walker don't see eye to eye.'

'I noticed. She sounds a bit of a hard case.'

'Yes, sir. Patten, that's the TecSec chief, reckons she had serious thoughts about taking a swing at him.'

'Could pack quite a punch with that weight behind it,’ said Dalziel, smiling reminiscently.

'It were a set of wire cutters she was swinging. We've got them here, sir. Give you a real headache if these connected.'

Dalziel looked at the heavy implement and said, 'Bag it and have it checked for blood.'

'But no one got hurt,' protested Headingley.

'Not here they didn't.'

'You don't mean you think maybe Redcar.. but they're women, sir!'

'World's changing, George,' said Dalziel. 'So what else have you been doing, apart from collecting one statement?'

'Well, I had a talk with Dr Batty when I got here.. '

'He was here when you arrived?'

'Yes, sir. Expect that Patten rang him first. Then I got things organized outside, and I thought I'd better see if we could rustle up some sort of refreshment for the ladies. I asked that fellow Howard — he used to be one of ours — but he said he couldn't leave the door, so I went to look for myself. Found the staff canteen, got a tea urn brewing

'You must be the highest paid tea boy since Geoffrey Howe left the cabinet,' said Dalziel. Still, at least old George knew his limitations. Why get wet and in the way outside when you had someone like Wieldy, who could organize a piss-up on a Welsh Sunday, fifty miles from the nearest brewery.

'So what now, sir?' said Headingley. 'Statements?'

Dalziel thought then said, 'Walker's the only one with owt to state and we've got hers. Give them all their cup of tea, take details, name, address, the usual, keep it all low key and chatty, but see if you can get any of them to let on they've been here before.'

Headingley was looking puzzled and the Fat Man said with didactic clarity, 'Tie 'em in with last summer's raid here and we're well on the way to tying 'em in with Redcar.'

'Oh yes. I see. You really think then — '

'Not paid to think, George. I employ someone to think for me, and the bugger's at a funeral so we'll have to get by on our lonesome. Patten!'

Closed doors and thick walls were no sound barrier and a moment later the TecSec man appeared.

Dalziel said, 'The ladies are going along to the staff canteen for refreshments then they'll be going home. I presume you've got all your animals locked away?'

'Don't worry. They won't get anywhere near the labs,' said Patten confidently.

'Nay, lad, it's your men I'm talking about. No more strong-arm stuff, you with me?'

'Because they're female, you mean? Listen, that chunky cow, the one they call Cap, she nearly took my head off with a bloody great pair of wire cutters.'

'Is that right? Your head looks OK to me,' said Dalziel examining it critically.

'No thanks to her,' said Patten. 'All I'm saying is, if my men get assaulted. .'

'They should count their blessings,' said Dalziel. 'There's a place in Harrogate where it costs good money to get beaten up by a handsome young woman. Like the address? All right, George? Everything under control?'

'Yes, sir. What about you, sir?' said George Headingley. 'Where are you going to be?'

'Me?' said Dalziel smacking his lips in anticipation. 'I'm going to be wherever Dr Batty keeps his single methanol.'

vii

As Pascoe drove north the following morning, the weather got worse but his mood got better. By the time he got within tuning distance of Radio Mid-Yorkshire, his car was being machine-gunned by horizontal hail, but the familiar mix of dated pops and parish pump gossip sounded in his ears like the first cuckoo of spring.

I must be turning into a Yorkshireman, he thought as he sang along with Boney M.

A newscast followed, a mixture of local and national. One item caught his attention.

'Police have confirmed the discovery last night of human remains in the grounds of Wanwood House, research headquarters of ALBA Pharmaceuticals. Tests to ascertain the cause of death are not yet complete and the police spokesman was unwilling to comment on reports that the discovery was made by a group of animal rights protesters.'

It sounded to Pascoe's experienced ear that Andy Dalziel was sitting tight on this one, and with one of those mighty buttocks in your face, even the voice of nation speaking unto nation got a bit muffled.

It also confirmed him in his half-formed resolution that it was worth diverting to dispose of Ada's ashes. Dalziel believed that time off on any pretext meant you owed him a week of twenty-five-hour days. With a possible murder on his hands, he'd probably raise that to thirty, particularly as Pascoe had been in sole charge of the investigation into the ALBA raid last summer. It had only merited a DCI's involvement because of the possible connection with the killing at FG's labs up at Redcar. There's always a certain pleasure in solving another mob's case, but Dalziel who was a good delegator had neither interfered nor complained when Pascoe had reported that the investigation was going nowhere. On the other hand Pascoe did not doubt he would be held personally responsible for not having noticed the presence of human remains out at Wanwood even if they turned out to have been buried six feet under!

So, dispose of Ada, else the urn could end up sitting on his mantelpiece for some time, and his guess was that even someone as conscientiously house-humble as Ellie would draw the line at such an hydriotaphic ornament.

Leeds was only a little out of his way. With luck he could be in and out in half an hour.

This pious hope died in a one-way system as unforgiving as a posting to the Western Front. Even when he arrived where he wanted to be, where he wanted to be didn't seem to be there any more. At least the hail had stopped and the blustery wind was tearing holes in the cloud big enough for the occasional ray of sun to penetrate.

He pulled into the car park of a pile-'em-high-sell-'em-cheap supermarket and addressed an apparently shell-shocked old man in charge of a convoy of errant trolleys.

'Is this Kirkton Road?'

'Aye,' said the man.

'I'm looking for the West Yorkshire Fusiliers' barracks.'

'You've missed it,' said the man.

'Oh God. You mean it's back along there,' said Pascoe unhappily regarding the one-way street he had just with such pain negotiated.

'Nay, you've missed it by more 'n ten years. Wyfies amalgamated wi' South Yorks Rifles way back. Shifted to their barracks in Sheffield. Call themselves the Yorkshire Fusiliers now. War Office sold this site for development.'

'Bugger,’ said Pascoe.

Ada's wishes were precise if curious. My ashes should he taken by the executor of my will and scattered around the Headquarters of the West Yorkshire Fusiliers in Kirkton Road, Leeds.