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Roger’S Fart, Zaynab’S Magic and El Cid’S Sword

Crusaders: The Giant and the Emperor’s Daughter

ACT EIGHT 360 MILLION

Genghis: A Conquering Family

Rise and Fall of the Khan

The Fall of Temujin

Tamara, Champion of the Messiah

Temujin Bounces Back

The Seducer and the Avenger: The Teeth of andronikos and the Eyes of the Doge

Genghis – My Golden Life – and the Black Death

Genghis and Sons: What is the Greatest Joy For A Man?

Khmers, Hohenstaufen and Polos

Jayavarman of Angkor and the Wonder of the World

Genghis and Frederick: Showdown at the Deathbed

When Women Ruled The World: Sorqaqtani and Razia

Alexander Nevsky and MöNgke Khan: World Conquest Restored

Hulagu and Saadi: Entertaining An Elephant, Slaughtering A City

I Wish I Were Dust: The Slave King and the Last Hauteville

Kublai and the Polo Brothers

The Keitas of Mali and the Habsburgs of Austria

Rapacious Rudolf and Marco Million

Kublai’S Invasion of Japan

The Polos Escape and the Il -Khans’ Historian

Sundiata The Lion King: The Mansas of Mali and the Mexica of the Island City

The World’S Richest Man – Musa In Cairo

The Destructive Death: Four Writers in the Great Mortality

ACT NINE 350 MILLION

The Tamerlanians, the Ming and the Obas of Benin

The Ottomans Arrive In Europe: Two Castles and A Wedding

The Head Towers: Tamerlane and the Poet Hafiz

Tamerlane Takes Delhi; Thunderbolt In A Cage

World Emperor: Tamerlane In Samarkand

Beggar Emperor: Death By A Thousand Cuts and Extermination to the Ninth Degree

Follow The Chinese Way: The Eunuch Admiral and Tamerlane’S Tomb

Massacre of the Concubines

The Leopard King and João the Bastard

ACT TEN 350 MILLION

Medici and Mexica, Ottomans and Aviz

Henry the Navigator: Slaves, Sugar and Gold

Cosimo and the Pirate Pope: In the Name of God and Good Business

The Throat-Cutter and the Conqueror: The Fall of Constantinople

Itzcoatl’S Mexica: Those Who Die for the God

Incas, Trastamaras and Rurikovichi

The Earthshaker and the Impotent

The Second and Third Rome: Caesar Mehmed and Sophia of Moscow

A Hit Gone Wrong: Magnifico and Michelangelo

Sophia’S Kremlin; Scanderbeg’S Albania; Bellini’S Portrait

Manikongos, Borgias and Columbuses

Isabella and Ferdinand: Conquerors of Islam, Scourge of The Jews

The Manikongo of Kongo and El Hombre of Portugal

Anacaona, The Admiral and the Queen

Bonfire of the Vanities: Pope Alexander and the Borgias’ Chestnut Orgy

Habsburgs and Ottomans

Arch-Sleepyhead of the Roman Empire – and Juana The Mad

The Biggest Balls: Two Terribiles – Julius and Michelangelo

Luther and Leo: The Devil’S Faeces and the Pope’S Elephant

Manuel’s Eastern Marauders: Da Gama and Albuquerque

ACT ELEVEN 425 MILLION

Tamerlanians and Mexica, Ottomans and Safavis

Babur Takes Delhi

Selim – Sunken Deep In Blood

The Alexander–Jesus of Persia Bids For World Conquest

Roxelana and Suleiman: The Joyful and the Magnificent

Charles and the Manikongo

CortéS, Malinche and Motecuhzoma

Isabel Montezuma: The Last Empress and the Fall of the Mexica

Incas, Pizarros, Habsburgs and Medici

Le Grand Nez and the Carnation Empress

The Inca and the Conquistador

The Black Duke, Michelangelo and the Sack of Rome

Michelangelo’S Last Judgment and the Fall of The Black Duke

Suleiman’S Favourites: Roxelana and Ibrahim

Tamerlanians and Rurikovichi, Ottomans and the House of Mendes

Stranglings and Sea Battles: The Barbarossa Brothers and the Pirate Queen

The Habsburg Brothers and Their Conquistadors

The Ottoman Empress, The Lucky Louse and DoñA Gracia

The Prudent King and Three English Queens

Hoyda! Bloodthirsty Wild Beast

Blond Sultan, Jewish Duke, Serbian Vizier

Valois and Saadis, Habsburgs and Rurikovichi

La Serpente: A Medici Queen In France

Philip’S Murderous Flagellating Son and Swashbuckling Brother: Victory and Heartbreak

Red Wedding: Brat King, Crocodile Queen and Psychotic Tsar

Murder of the Sons: King of the Hermaphrodites and Tsar of Siberia

The Battle of Three Dead Kings: Sebastian the Asleep and Mansur the Golden

King Bayano, Drake and Diego

Two Armadas: Philip and Hideyoshi

The Mad Emperor of Prague

ACT TWELVE 545 MILLION

Dahomeans, Stuarts and Villiers, Tamerlanians and Ottomans

King of Witches – James In Love, Shakespeare At Court

The Empresses of Agra and Constantinople: Light of the Palace and Beautiful Moon

Highfalclass="underline" Prince of Darkness and the Coprophagian Julius Caesar

Murder By Enema: The Favourites of James

Assassination By Testicular Compression: KöSem and Her Boys

The Smiths, The Planet King and Two Artists

Saints of America: Cromwell, Warwick and Winthrop

Taj Mahaclass="underline" Mumtaz’S Daughter and KöSem’S Mad Son

Manikongo Garcia, Queen Nzinga and Ahosu Houegbadja: Three African Kings

Zumbas and Oranges, Cromwells and Villiers

I’Ll be The Whore of the Rabble: The Nineteen Gentlemen of Amsterdam and the Pirate Prince of New Amsterdam

Saints and Cavaliers: Charles, Henrietta Maria and Cromwell

Killing Kings: Badgers and Hetmans, Sugar Cubes and Bowstrings

Incorruptible Crown and the Magnificent Mother

The Bowels of Christ: Protector Oliver and Prince Dick

Ganga Zumba – King of Palmares

The World Seizers: Shivaji, Aurangzeb and the Poetess

Queen Dick

Manchus and Shivajis, Bourbons, Stuarts and Villiers

VeláZquez, Bernini and Artemisia

Anne and Mazarin

Sex, Poison and War at The Court of the Sun King

The Merrie Brothers and the Africa Company

Minette, Barbara and the Eating of De Witt

High Qing, Great Mughal and Chhatrapati

Afsharis and Manchus, Hohenzollerns and Habsburgs

Hogmouth Leopold, Gunpowder Sobieski and Queen Cleopatra: The Last Great Charge

The Changeling, The King’S Underwear and the Oranges

Titanic Deathbeds: Carlos, Alamgir, Louis, Kangxi

Cock Robin, Prussian Monster, Polish Hercules

The Philosopher Prince, The Philosophe and the Marquise

The Orgasm, The Conqueror, The Diamond and the Courtesan: Nader, Rangila and Frederick

Stop Making The Queen Wretched: Maria Theresa – Mother, Empress, Warlady

What’S A Father, What’S A Son? The Madness of Big Daddy

Durranis and Saids, Hemingses and Toussaints

Afghan Conquerors and Arabian Kings: Durranis, Saudis and Omanis

Agaja, The Viceroy of Ouidah and the Monster of Jamaica

Three American Families: Hemingses, Jeffersons and Toussaints

Mimi and Isabella: Your Archangelic Little Bum

Romanovs and Durranis, Pitts, Comanche and Kamehamehas

Pitt’S War: The Great Commoner

Indian Warlords: Durrani and Clive

Empire Builders: Comanche Warlords and Pitt The Snake

The Rule of Cock and Cunt: Catherine The Great and Potemkin

Durrani’S Maggots: Empire In India

Radicals: Jefferson and the Hemingses; The English Queen of Denmark and the Doctor’S Fall

Antoinette and Louis: Imperial Sex Therapy At Versailles

Shoot off Your Arrow: Kamehameha and Cook

The Intervention: Antoinette and Fersen

Mozart, Joseph and his Continual Erections

ACT THIRTEEN 990 MILLION

Arkwrights and Krupps, Habsburgs, Bourbons and Sansons

The Iron -Mad Titan, Canal Duke, Dandy Beau, Owd Wooden Leg and Moll Hackabout

Sally Hemings and Marie Antoinette: The Diamond Necklace and the Love Cabbage

Saint -Georges, Dangerous Liaisons and the Abolitionists

Requiem: Joseph and Mozart

Antoinette, The Executioner and the Guillotine Machine

Two Revolutions – Haiti and Paris: Cécile and Toussaint, Robespierre and Danton

ACT FOURTEEN 790 MILLION

Bonapartes and Albanians, Wellesleys and Rothschilds