Roger’S Fart, Zaynab’S Magic and El Cid’S Sword
Crusaders: The Giant and the Emperor’s Daughter
ACT EIGHT 360 MILLION
Genghis: A Conquering Family
Rise and Fall of the Khan
The Fall of Temujin
Tamara, Champion of the Messiah
Temujin Bounces Back
The Seducer and the Avenger: The Teeth of andronikos and the Eyes of the Doge
Genghis – My Golden Life – and the Black Death
Genghis and Sons: What is the Greatest Joy For A Man?
Khmers, Hohenstaufen and Polos
Jayavarman of Angkor and the Wonder of the World
Genghis and Frederick: Showdown at the Deathbed
When Women Ruled The World: Sorqaqtani and Razia
Alexander Nevsky and MöNgke Khan: World Conquest Restored
Hulagu and Saadi: Entertaining An Elephant, Slaughtering A City
I Wish I Were Dust: The Slave King and the Last Hauteville
Kublai and the Polo Brothers
The Keitas of Mali and the Habsburgs of Austria
Rapacious Rudolf and Marco Million
Kublai’S Invasion of Japan
The Polos Escape and the Il -Khans’ Historian
Sundiata The Lion King: The Mansas of Mali and the Mexica of the Island City
The World’S Richest Man – Musa In Cairo
The Destructive Death: Four Writers in the Great Mortality
ACT NINE 350 MILLION
The Tamerlanians, the Ming and the Obas of Benin
The Ottomans Arrive In Europe: Two Castles and A Wedding
The Head Towers: Tamerlane and the Poet Hafiz
Tamerlane Takes Delhi; Thunderbolt In A Cage
World Emperor: Tamerlane In Samarkand
Beggar Emperor: Death By A Thousand Cuts and Extermination to the Ninth Degree
Follow The Chinese Way: The Eunuch Admiral and Tamerlane’S Tomb
Massacre of the Concubines
The Leopard King and João the Bastard
ACT TEN 350 MILLION
Medici and Mexica, Ottomans and Aviz
Henry the Navigator: Slaves, Sugar and Gold
Cosimo and the Pirate Pope: In the Name of God and Good Business
The Throat-Cutter and the Conqueror: The Fall of Constantinople
Itzcoatl’S Mexica: Those Who Die for the God
Incas, Trastamaras and Rurikovichi
The Earthshaker and the Impotent
The Second and Third Rome: Caesar Mehmed and Sophia of Moscow
A Hit Gone Wrong: Magnifico and Michelangelo
Sophia’S Kremlin; Scanderbeg’S Albania; Bellini’S Portrait
Manikongos, Borgias and Columbuses
Isabella and Ferdinand: Conquerors of Islam, Scourge of The Jews
The Manikongo of Kongo and El Hombre of Portugal
Anacaona, The Admiral and the Queen
Bonfire of the Vanities: Pope Alexander and the Borgias’ Chestnut Orgy
Habsburgs and Ottomans
Arch-Sleepyhead of the Roman Empire – and Juana The Mad
The Biggest Balls: Two Terribiles – Julius and Michelangelo
Luther and Leo: The Devil’S Faeces and the Pope’S Elephant
Manuel’s Eastern Marauders: Da Gama and Albuquerque
ACT ELEVEN 425 MILLION
Tamerlanians and Mexica, Ottomans and Safavis
Babur Takes Delhi
Selim – Sunken Deep In Blood
The Alexander–Jesus of Persia Bids For World Conquest
Roxelana and Suleiman: The Joyful and the Magnificent
Charles and the Manikongo
CortéS, Malinche and Motecuhzoma
Isabel Montezuma: The Last Empress and the Fall of the Mexica
Incas, Pizarros, Habsburgs and Medici
Le Grand Nez and the Carnation Empress
The Inca and the Conquistador
The Black Duke, Michelangelo and the Sack of Rome
Michelangelo’S Last Judgment and the Fall of The Black Duke
Suleiman’S Favourites: Roxelana and Ibrahim
Tamerlanians and Rurikovichi, Ottomans and the House of Mendes
Stranglings and Sea Battles: The Barbarossa Brothers and the Pirate Queen
The Habsburg Brothers and Their Conquistadors
The Ottoman Empress, The Lucky Louse and DoñA Gracia
The Prudent King and Three English Queens
Hoyda! Bloodthirsty Wild Beast
Blond Sultan, Jewish Duke, Serbian Vizier
Valois and Saadis, Habsburgs and Rurikovichi
La Serpente: A Medici Queen In France
Philip’S Murderous Flagellating Son and Swashbuckling Brother: Victory and Heartbreak
Red Wedding: Brat King, Crocodile Queen and Psychotic Tsar
Murder of the Sons: King of the Hermaphrodites and Tsar of Siberia
The Battle of Three Dead Kings: Sebastian the Asleep and Mansur the Golden
King Bayano, Drake and Diego
Two Armadas: Philip and Hideyoshi
The Mad Emperor of Prague
ACT TWELVE 545 MILLION
Dahomeans, Stuarts and Villiers, Tamerlanians and Ottomans
King of Witches – James In Love, Shakespeare At Court
The Empresses of Agra and Constantinople: Light of the Palace and Beautiful Moon
Highfalclass="underline" Prince of Darkness and the Coprophagian Julius Caesar
Murder By Enema: The Favourites of James
Assassination By Testicular Compression: KöSem and Her Boys
The Smiths, The Planet King and Two Artists
Saints of America: Cromwell, Warwick and Winthrop
Taj Mahaclass="underline" Mumtaz’S Daughter and KöSem’S Mad Son
Manikongo Garcia, Queen Nzinga and Ahosu Houegbadja: Three African Kings
Zumbas and Oranges, Cromwells and Villiers
I’Ll be The Whore of the Rabble: The Nineteen Gentlemen of Amsterdam and the Pirate Prince of New Amsterdam
Saints and Cavaliers: Charles, Henrietta Maria and Cromwell
Killing Kings: Badgers and Hetmans, Sugar Cubes and Bowstrings
Incorruptible Crown and the Magnificent Mother
The Bowels of Christ: Protector Oliver and Prince Dick
Ganga Zumba – King of Palmares
The World Seizers: Shivaji, Aurangzeb and the Poetess
Queen Dick
Manchus and Shivajis, Bourbons, Stuarts and Villiers
VeláZquez, Bernini and Artemisia
Anne and Mazarin
Sex, Poison and War at The Court of the Sun King
The Merrie Brothers and the Africa Company
Minette, Barbara and the Eating of De Witt
High Qing, Great Mughal and Chhatrapati
Afsharis and Manchus, Hohenzollerns and Habsburgs
Hogmouth Leopold, Gunpowder Sobieski and Queen Cleopatra: The Last Great Charge
The Changeling, The King’S Underwear and the Oranges
Titanic Deathbeds: Carlos, Alamgir, Louis, Kangxi
Cock Robin, Prussian Monster, Polish Hercules
The Philosopher Prince, The Philosophe and the Marquise
The Orgasm, The Conqueror, The Diamond and the Courtesan: Nader, Rangila and Frederick
Stop Making The Queen Wretched: Maria Theresa – Mother, Empress, Warlady
What’S A Father, What’S A Son? The Madness of Big Daddy
Durranis and Saids, Hemingses and Toussaints
Afghan Conquerors and Arabian Kings: Durranis, Saudis and Omanis
Agaja, The Viceroy of Ouidah and the Monster of Jamaica
Three American Families: Hemingses, Jeffersons and Toussaints
Mimi and Isabella: Your Archangelic Little Bum
Romanovs and Durranis, Pitts, Comanche and Kamehamehas
Pitt’S War: The Great Commoner
Indian Warlords: Durrani and Clive
Empire Builders: Comanche Warlords and Pitt The Snake
The Rule of Cock and Cunt: Catherine The Great and Potemkin
Durrani’S Maggots: Empire In India
Radicals: Jefferson and the Hemingses; The English Queen of Denmark and the Doctor’S Fall
Antoinette and Louis: Imperial Sex Therapy At Versailles
Shoot off Your Arrow: Kamehameha and Cook
The Intervention: Antoinette and Fersen
Mozart, Joseph and his Continual Erections
ACT THIRTEEN 990 MILLION
Arkwrights and Krupps, Habsburgs, Bourbons and Sansons
The Iron -Mad Titan, Canal Duke, Dandy Beau, Owd Wooden Leg and Moll Hackabout
Sally Hemings and Marie Antoinette: The Diamond Necklace and the Love Cabbage
Saint -Georges, Dangerous Liaisons and the Abolitionists
Requiem: Joseph and Mozart
Antoinette, The Executioner and the Guillotine Machine
Two Revolutions – Haiti and Paris: Cécile and Toussaint, Robespierre and Danton
ACT FOURTEEN 790 MILLION
Bonapartes and Albanians, Wellesleys and Rothschilds