Out in the driveway, Gio caught sight of Ethan’s tiny, ancient hatchback. “You’re kidding me, right? I seen Matchbox cars bigger than this thing. No way this dude you stuck me in is gonna fit inside that piece of shit.”
“Yeah, well, he’s going to have to, because it’s all we’ve got.”
He eyed the Fiesta up and down and shook his head in disbelief. I had to admit, the car didn’t look much larger than his Frohman-suit, and its faded blue exterior was flecked with enough rust to make me wonder if it was structurally sound enough to carry him. As we climbed into it, I heard him mutter something about clowns and sardines, but it was kind of hard to hear him over the squeaking of the shocks.
I thumbed the ignition, and nothing happened. I frowned, and tried again. Nothing still. Three tries later, the old girl sprung to life, but I guess my frown stayed put, because Gio clapped me on the shoulder and smiled.
“Hey, man, lighten up! We ain’t neither of us dead yet —we may as well have some fun while we’re here! ’Sides, you and me decked out in a coupla kick-ass suits, hunting down the shit-bag who killed me? We’re like the fucking Blues Brothers, man! We’re on a mission from God.”
I’ll admit, mob stooge or not, I felt sorry for the guy. Poor son of a bitch was wrong on so many counts, I didn’t even know where to start. So I didn’t. Didn’t bother to point out that he and I were dead already, or that if God was the one pulling our strings, He was a supreme deity with one sick sense of humor.
No, I didn’t say any of that. Instead, I shook my head at the damned man’s pointless optimism and threw the Fiesta into reverse, wincing as it labored backward into the quiet suburban street.
9.
The Shady Acres Rest Home was a sprawling clapboard mansion in the southern style, nestled in the sun-scorched Alabama countryside about an hour’s drive from Montgomery. Years of unrelenting heat and humidity had reduced the once-white paint to a blistered patchwork the color of old newspapers, which draped like lace over the ash-gray wood beneath. In the lot beside the building, a few dusty old sedans glinted in the afternoon light —staff, I assumed, because the row of spots marked Visitors was vacant until I piloted the Fiesta into the one nearest the entrance.
I climbed out of the car and felt the hot breath of the Gulf breeze against my cheeks. We’d been driving for going on fifteen hours, Gio and I, our only stop three frantic minutes at a strip-mall in St Louis spent swapping the Fiesta’s plates with a pair from a navy blue VW Rabbit. Gio spent the first few hours of the drive peppering me with inane questions —about my job, my life, about the places I’d been and the people I’d dispatched. He’d also blathered at length about the guys he’d whacked and the scams he’d pulled working for the Family out in Vegas. No doubt he felt some kind of kinship between us, seeing my job as nothing more than the supernatural extension of his own. But it wasn’t —not to me, at least. Unlike Gio, I took no joy in what I did, and God willing, never would. Besides, thanks to Danny, I already had more friends than I could handle —the last thing I needed was another. So I mostly kept quiet, and waited for Gio to talk himself out. Somewhere around Nashville, road-weariness set in, and he lapsed into a sort of drowsy, companionable silence. I’m not gonna lie, I was grateful for the quiet, but if you want to know the whole truth, I was glad to have some company as well. So long as he kept his yap shut, at least.
“So,” Gio said, the Fiesta rocking as he grabbed hold of the oh-shit handle above the passenger seat and hoisted his fat frame out of the car, “you gonna tell me what the hell we’re doing here? Besides sweating to death, that is,” he added, mopping his prodigious brow with his tie.
“We’re here to see an old friend,” I replied.
Gio eyed the nursing home with skepticism. “Exactly how old a friend are we talkin’ here?”
“Old enough.”
“This dude gonna know where to find the guy who offed me?”
“No, he’s not.”
“Then why did we come all this way to see him?”
“Because unless I’m much mistaken, he’s going to lead us to someone who might. You got the time?”
“Last I saw, the clock on the dash read quarter to one.”
“We’d best get moving, then, unless you feel like waiting around here till next week.”
By the look on his sweaty, heat-flushed face, I’d say he didn’t much relish the thought of spending the week in such steamy environs. Which was fine by me, because I sure as hell didn’t —though my reluctance had nothing to do with the heat. No, for me it was more the frickload of angry, crawly Deliverants on our tail that made me reluctant to stay anyplace for one second longer than we had to.
Inside, the lobby of the nursing home was quiet. A ceiling fan turned lazily above an empty seating area comprising a rose damask sofa and two matching armchairs, all at least as old and timeworn as the building itself. A wooden reception desk ran the length of the far wall, and behind it sat a plump, silver-haired woman in pale blue scrubs, her nose buried in an Elmore Leonard novel. As we approached, she set the book down and flashed us a tired, perfunctory halfsmile that looked as if it had walked into the room only to forget what it was doing there.
“Can I help you, darlin’?” she asked, her vowels stretching pleasantly beneath the weight of her drawl.
“Yes,” I said, “I’m here to see Mariella Hamilton.”
“And your relation to the patient?”
“I’m her grandson.”
“Her grandson,” she echoed, incredulous.
“That’s right.”
“What about him?” she asked, raising an eyebrow as she took in Gio’s massive frame. “He her grandson, too?”
“No,” I said, flashing her my best we’re-all-friendshere smile. “But he’s an old friend of the family —grew up a few doors down. I’m sure she’d like to see him.”
The woman shook her head. “Sorry, darlin’, but if he ain’t family, he’ll have to wait here. The rules, you understand.”
Gio made like he was gonna object, but I cut him off. “That’s fine,” I said. “He’ll wait.”
The way the woman eyed the two of us, it was clear she didn’t believe a word of what I’d said. But then she shrugged, as if deciding she didn’t care much either way. “Mariella’s in room 2123,” she said, her words tinged with weary resignation. “Just follow the hallway to your left until you reach the staircase, and–”
“Thanks,” I said. “I know the way.”
Mariella Hamilton was a tiny, frail specimen of a woman, nestled in the soft white blankets of her hospital bed like a champagne flute wrapped for transport. Looking at her, I couldn’t fault the nurse downstairs her skepticism at my claim we were related. Her skin was the color of brown sugar —a far cry from my meatsuit’s pasty white —and stretched tight and shiny across her fragile bones. Though she couldn’t be a day under eighty, her hair was still largely black, and pulled into a severe bun, so that what few streaks of white were present swirled like creamer through coffee atop the contours of her head. Her eyes were closed, as always, and her hands were crossed atop her breast. Clipped to one finger was a sensor, which ran to the heart monitor that blipped a quiet rhythm from its perch beside the bed —the same rhythm it had blipped, without fail or deviation, for the last twenty-seven years.
I leaned in close and kissed her forehead. Then I took a seat in the chair beside the bed, gathering her hands into my own. I closed my eyes and bowed my head, my lips moving in silent prayer. It was only when the sound of footfalls echoed through the room that I raised my head again, blinking against the sudden brightness as I turned to see the source of the interruption.