"Sure. Sure. But I want to talk more about them TV stars."
He escorted her to a bar stool, blew the dust off, and helped her up most gallantly. Then he vaulted over the bar, whipped out his handkerchief, and polished the mahogany professionally. "This is my specialty," he grinned. He assumed the impersonally friendly attitude of the bartender. "Evening, ma'am. Nice night. What's your pleasure?"
"God, I had a rough day in the shop! Dry martini on the rocks. Better make it a double."
"Certainly, ma'am. Twist or olive?"
"Onion."
"Double-dry Gibson on the rocks. Right." Mayo searched behind the bar and finally produced whiskey, gin, and several bottles of soda, as yet only partially evaporated through their sealed caps. "Afraid we're fresh out of martinis, ma'am. What's you second pleasure?"
"Oh, I like that. Scotch, please."
"This soda'll be flat," he warned, "and there's no ice."
"Never mind."
He rinsed a glass with soda and poured her a drink.
"Thank you. Have one on me, bartender. What's your name?"
"They call me Jim, ma'am. No thanks. Never drink on duty."
"Then come off duty and join me."
"Never drink off duty, ma'am."
"You can call me Linda."
"Thank you, Miss Linda."
"Are you serious about never drinking, Jim?"
"Yeah."
"Well, happy days."
"And long nights."
"I like that, too. Is it your own?"
"Gee, I don't know. It's sort of the usual bartender's routine, a specially with guys. You know? Suggestive. No offense."
"None taken."
"Bees!" Mayo burst out.
Linda was startled. "Bees what?"
"That smell. Like inside beehives."
"Oh? I wouldn't know," she said indifferently. "I'll have another, please."
"Coming right up. Now listen, about them TV celebrities, you actually saw them here? In person?"
"Why, of course. Happy days, Jim."
"May they all be Saturdays."
Linda pondered. "Why Saturdays?"
"Day off."
"Oh."
"Which TV stars did you see?"
"You name 'em, I saw 'em." She laughed. "You remind me of the kid next door. I always had to tell him the celebrities I'd seen. One day I told him I saw Jean Arthur in here, and he said, 'With his horse?' "
Mayo couldn't see the point, but was wounded nevertheless. Just as Linda was about to soothe his feelings, the bar began a gentle quivering, and at the same time a faint subterranean rumbling commenced. It came from a distance, seemed to approach slowly, and then faded away. The vibration stopped. Mayo stared at Linda.
"Je-zuz! You think maybe this building's going to go?"
She shook her head. "No. When they go, it's always with that boom. You know what that sounded like? The Lexington Avenue subway."
"The subway?"
"Uh-huh. The local train."
"That's crazy. How could the subway be running?"
"I didn't say it was. I said it sounded like. I'll have another, please."
"We need more soda." Mayo explored and reappeared with bottles and a large menu. He was pale. "You better take it easy, Linda," he said. "You know what they're charging per drink? A dollar seventy-five. Look."
"To hell with the expense. Let's live a little. Make it a double, bartender. You know something, Jim? If you stayed in town, I could show you where all your heroes lived. Thank you. Happy days. I could take you up to BBDO and show you their tapes and films. How about that? Stars like … like Red … Who?"
"Barber."
"Red Barber, and Rocky Gifford, and Rocky Casey, and Rocky the Flying Squirrel."
"You're putting me on," Mayo said, offended again.
"Me, sir? Putting you on?" Linda said with dignity. "Why would I do a thing like that? Just trying to be pleasant. Just trying to give you a good time. My mother told me, 'Linda,' she told me, 'just remember this, about a man. Wear what he wants and say what he likes,' is what she told me. You want this dress?" she demanded.
"I like it, if that's what you mean."
"Know what I paid for it? Ninety-nine fifty."
"What? A hundred dollars for a skinny black thing like that?"
"It is not a skinny black thing like that. It is a basic black cocktail frock. And I paid twenty dollars for the pearls. Simulated," she explained. "And sixty for the opera pumps. And forty for the perfume. Two hundred and twenty dollars to give you a good time. You having a good time?"
"Sure."
"Want to smell me?"
"I already have."
"Bartender, give me another."
"Afraid I can't serve you, ma'am."
"Why not?"
"You've had enough already."
"I have not had enough already," Linda said indignantly. "Where's your manners?" She grabbed the whiskey bottle. "Come on, let's have a few drinks and talk up a storm about TV stars. Happy days. I could take you up to BBDO and show you their tapes and films. How about that?"
"You just asked me."
"You didn't answer. I could show you movies, too. You like movies? I hate 'em, but I can't knock 'em anymore. Movies saved my life when the big bang came."
"How was that?"
"This is a secret, understand? Just between you and me. If any other agency ever found out …" Linda looked around and then lowered her voice. "BBDO located this big cache of silent films. Lost films, see? Nobody knew the prints were around. Make a great TV series. So they sent me to this abandoned mine in Jersey to take inventory."
"In a mine?"
"That's right. Happy days."
"Why were they in a mine?"
"Old prints. Nitrate. Catch fire. Also rot. Have to be stored like wine. That's why. So took two of my assistants with me to spend weekend down there, checking."
"You stayed in the mine a whole weekend?"
"Uh-huh. Three girls. Friday to Monday. That was the plan. Thought it would be a fun deal. Happy days. So … where was I? Oh. So, took lights, blankets, linen, plenty of picnic, the whole schmeer, and went to work. I remember exact moment when blast came. Was looking for third reel of a UFA film, Gekronter Blumenorden an der Pegnitz. Had reel one, two, four, five, six. No three. Bang! Happy days."
"Jesus. Then what?"
"My girls panicked. Couldn't keep 'em down there. Never saw them again. But I knew. I knew. Stretched that picnic forever. Then starved even longer. Finally came up, and for what? For who? Whom?" She began to weep. "For nobody. Nobody left. Nothing." She took Mayo's hands. "Why won't you stay?"
"Stay? Where?"
"Here."
"I am staying."
"I mean for a long time. Why not? Haven't I got lovely home? And there's all New York for supplies. And farm for flowers and vegetables. We could keep cows and chickens. Go fishing. Drive cars. Go to museums. Art galleries. Entertain …"
"You're doing all that right now. You don't need me."
"But I do. I do."
"For what?"
"For piano lessons."
After a long pause he said, "You're drunk."
"Not wounded, sire, but dead."
She laid her head on the bar, beamed up at him roguishly, and then closed her eyes. An instant later, Mayo knew she had passed out. He compressed his lips. Then he climbed out of the bar, computed the tab, and left fifteen dollars under the whiskey bottle.
He took Linda's shoulder and shook her gently. She collapsed into his arms, and her hair came tumbling down. He blew out the candle, picked Linda up, and carried her to the Chevy. Then, with anguished concentration, he drove through the dark to the boat pond. It took him forty minutes.
He carried Linda into her bedroom and sat her down on the bed, which was decorated with an elaborate arrangement of dolls. Immediately she rolled over and curled up with a doll in her arms, crooning to it. Mayo lit a lamp and tried to prop her upright. She went over again, giggling.