Then it happened. There was a gasp, a smothered scream. And over at one side of the auditorium a dark object began bobbing about in the air up near the ceiling. It swerved and swooped. The Swami’s luminescent sphere jerked to a sudden stop. The Swami sat with open mouth and stared at the dark object which he was not controlling.
The dark object was not confined to any dull black wire. It went where it willed. It went too high and brushed against the ceiling.
There was a sudden shower of coins to the floor. A compact hit the floor with a flat spat. A handkerchief floated down more slowly.
“My purse!” a woman gasped. I recognized my interviewer’s voice. Her purse contained two Auerbach cylinders, and they were having themselves a ball.
In alarm, I looked quickly at the stage, hoping the Swami wasn’t astute enough to catch on. But he was gone. The audience, watching the bobbing purse, hadn’t realized it as yet. And they were delayed in realizing it by a diversion from the other side of the auditorium.
“I can’t hold it down any longer, Mr. Kennedy!” a woman gasped out. “It’s taking me up into the air!”
“Hold on, Annie!” I shouted back. “I’m coming!”
A chastened and subdued Swami sat in my office the following morning, and this time he was inclined to be cooperative. More, he was looking to me for guidance, understanding, and didn’t mind acknowledging my ascendancy. And, with the lieutenant left in the outer office, he didn’t have any face to preserve.
Later, last night, he’d learned the truth of what happened after he had run away in a panic. I’d left a call at the hotel for the lieutenant. When the lieutenant had got him calmed down and returned my call, I’d instructed the lieutenant to tell the Swami about the Auerbach cylinders; to tell the Swami he was not a fake after all.
The Swami had obviously spent a sleepless night. It is a terrible thing to have spent years perfecting the art of fakery, and then to realize you needn’t have faked at all. More terrible, he had swallowed some of his own medicine, and was overcome with fear of the forces which he had been commanding. All through the night he had shivered in fear of some instant and horrible retaliation. For him it was still a case of There Are Mysteries.
And it was of no comfort to his state of mind right now that the four cylinders we had finally captured last night were, at this moment, bobbing about in my office, swooping and swerving around in the upper part of the room, like bats trying to find some opening. I was giving him the full treatment! The first two cylinders, down on the floor, were pressing up against my closed door, like frightened little things trying to escape a room of horror.
The Swami’s face was twitching, and his long fingers kept twining themselves into King’s X symbols. But he was sitting it out. He was swallowing some of the hair of the dog that bit him. I had to give him A for that.
“I’ve been trying to build up a concept of the framework wherein psi seems to function,” I told him casually, just as if it were all a formularized laboratory procedure. “I had to pull last night’s stunt to prove something.”
He tore his eyes away from the cylinders which were over exploring one corner of the ceiling, and looked at me.
“Let’s go to electricity,” I said speculatively. “Not that we know psi and electricity have anything in common, other than some similar analogies, but we don’t know they don’t. Both of them may be just different manifestations of the same thing. We don’t really know why a magnetized core, turning inside a coil of copper wire, generates electricity.
“Oh we’ve got some phrases,” I acknowledged. “We’ve got a whole structure of phrases, and when you listen to them they sound as if they ought to mean something—like the phrases you were using last night. Everybody assumes they do mean something to the pundits. So, since it is human to want to be a pundit, we repeat these phrases over and over, and call them explanations. Yet we do know what happens, even if we do just theorize about why. We know how to wrap something around something and get electricity.
“Take the induction coil,” I said. “We feed a low-voltage current into one end, and we draw off a high-voltage current from the other. But anyone who wants, any time, can disprove the whole principle of the induction coil. All you have to do is wrap your core with a nonconductor, say nylon thread, and presto, nothing comes out. You see, it doesn’t work; and anybody who claims it does is a faker and a liar. That’s what happens when science tries to investigate psi by the standard methods.
“You surround a psi-gifted individual with nonbelievers, and probably nothing will come out of it. Surround him with true believers; and it all seems to act like an induction coil. Things happen. Yet even when things do happen, it is usually impossible to prove it.
“Take yourself, Swami. And this is significant. First we have the north point effect. Then those two little beggars trying to get out the door. Then the ones which are bobbing around up there. Without the cylinders there would have been no way to know that anything had happened at all.
“Now, about this psi framework. It isn’t something you can turn on and off, at will. We don’t know enough yet for that. Aside from some believers and those individuals who do seem to attract psi forces, we don’t know, yet, what to wrap around what. So, here’s what you’re to do: You’re to keep a supply of these cylinders near you at all times. If any psi effects happen, they’ll record it. Fair enough?
“Now,” I said with finality. “I have anticipated that you might refuse. But you’re not the only person who has psi ability. I’ve wired General Sanfordwaithe to send me another fellow; one who will coöperate.”
The Swami thought it over. Here he was with a suite in a good hotel; with an army lieutenant to look after his earthly needs; on the payroll of a respectable company; with a ready-made flock of believers; and no fear of the bunco squad. He had never had it so good. The side money, for private readings alone, should be substantial.
Further, and he watched me narrowly, I didn’t seem to be afraid of the cylinders. It was probably this which gave the clincher.
“I’ll cooperate,” he agreed meekly.
For three days there was nothing. The Swami seemed cooperative enough. He called me a couple times a day and reported that the cylinders just lay around his room. I didn’t know what to tell him. I recommended he read biographies of famous mediums. I recommended fasting, and breathing, and contemplating self. He seemed dubious, but said he’d try it.
On the morning of the third day, Sara called me on the intercom and told me there was another Army lieutenant in her office, and another charac ... another gentleman. I opened my door and went out to Sara’s office to greet them. My first glimpse told me Sara had been right the first time. He was a character.
The new lieutenant was no more than the standard output from the same production line as Lieutenant Murphy, but the wizened little old man he had in tow was from a different and much rarer matrix. As fast as I had moved, I was none too soon. The character reached over and tilted up Sara’s chin as I was coming through the door.
“Now you’re a healthy young wench,” he said with a leer. “What are you doing tonight, baby?” The guy was at least eighty years old.
“Hey, you, pop!” I exclaimed in anger. “Be your age!”
He turned around and looked me up and down.
“I’m younger, that way, than you are, right now!” he snapped.