To: cal.thompson04@smu.il.edu
From: grevkeller0143@state.edu
Subject: Face plant.
Calvin,
Does it hurt? I’ve only been nailed in the mouth once, and it was by my brother when I was 12. Which would have made him 19. We were playing football in the backyard with some of his friends when he came home from college for Easter, and he lobbed the ball right at my face. A spiral toss, full force. Nothing was knocked out but me. Laid me flat out. Fat, bloody lip for almost two weeks. My parents were so pissed. I still refuse to toss the ball around with him LOL. He’ll never live it down. Speaking of bloody lips, who’s to say no one would want to kiss you? I bet SOME girls get turned on by beat-up-looking athletes. Do you still have that black eye? That’s bonus points. Brings your average up considerably, and I definitely find that sexy. Grey
Caclass="underline" My face still hurts.
Grey: Rub some dirt on it.
Caclass="underline" I don’t have any. I live in a concrete jungle.
Grey: Poor baby.
Cal : >tear<
Grey: LOLOL
To: cal.thompson04@smu.il.edu
From: grevkeller0143@state.edu
Subject: Nurse Greyson Keller at your service…
Calvin,
How’s our patient today? The lip and teeth any better? I hope Aaron hasn’t mysteriously disappeared, because that would make me an accessory to a crime. And then I would have to report you to the authorities. Grey
To: grevkeller0143@state.edu
From: cal.thompson04@smu.il.edu
Subject: Naughty Nurse Keller? Yes please.
Grey. Wow, you would make the world’s shittiest nurse. I’m sensing all your sympathy lies with Aaron, and I won’t stand for it. We’re not supposed to rough each other up in practice. I swear to fucking God he’s pissed that I haven’t gotten Melody’s number for him. I don’t know where he thinks I’d GET it from, because I haven’t told anyone you and I have been talking. – Calvin
Grey: So now I’m your dirty little secret?
Caclass="underline" No, that’s not what I meant at all. You’re more like…
Grey: More like…? Come on, tell me. Don’t be shy.
Caclass="underline" Me, shy? Yeah, right.
Grey: Don’t change the subject. If I’m not your dirty little secret, then what am I?
Caclass="underline" You’re more like—this is going to sound really fucking dumb.
Grey: SAY IT OR I SWEAR TO GOD CALVIN I WILL COME FIND YOU.
Caclass="underline" Well, in that case I’m going to zip my lips shut.
Grey: Aww, you are so cute.
Caclass="underline" You’re not my dirty little secret. You’re my guilty pleasure.
Caclass="underline" Oh my god, that did sound fucking dumb.
Grey: Hold on. I’m going to pass out now from shock. That wasn’t dumb—it was the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard.
Caclass="underline" And THAT’S ^^^ the reason I shouldn’t have said anything.
Grey: I’m taking a screenshot of that and saving it for eternity so I can stare at it at night when I’m alone.
Caclass="underline" Wow. Spoken like a true stalker.
Grey: LOL.
To: grevkeller0143@state.edu
From: cal.thompson04@smu.il.edu
Subject: Worse than a bunch of women. No offense.
Greyson. My roommates are driving me fucking crazy. If they don’t stop asking about you, I’m moving out. Mason checks his Twatter constantly, looking for my name in your feed, and mopes around like a sad puppy dog when he can’t find one. It’s annoying. Could you do me a favor and get him off my back by throwing the dog a small bone? – Calvin
@Grey_VKeller Tweeted: The countdown to Gala continues. Thanks 4 dinner last night @calthompson3192 the poem & wine & roses & chocolates were 2 MUCH! Kisses to my big SWEETIE POOH #bestboyfriend
Caclass="underline" I hate you so hard right now.
Grey: *blank stare* Was it something I said?? I tried to use every available character #140
Caclass="underline" That was really fucking rude. They are RIDING MY ASS right now. Calling me pussy whipped. Hope you’re happy, you brat.
Grey: Oh, don’t be a baby. You asked me to send the tweet.
Caclass="underline" You know damn well that’s not what I meant. Who’s moving out of state and changing their name? >> This guy <<
Grey: Changing your name? *claps happily* Ooh, ooh! Let me help you pick one!!!! What about Chet Montgomery? That sounds sporty and badass.
Caclass="underline" No.
Grey: Allan Thouroughgood
Caclass="underline" Oh my god.
Grey: Randolph Christian Kuttnauer
Caclass="underline" WHERE the HELL are you coming up with these?
Grey: Those don’t sound regal to you? Or manly?
Caclass="underline" No.
Grey: I’ve got it!!! Dark Gray Keller.
Caclass="underline" LOLOL Okay. I’ll admit, that one was funny.