“The ON button is between the eyes.” She flipped them on and suddenly she saw everything — ice skates, an old rowing machine, odd military memorabilia, a leaf blower, hammers and saws hanging from pegs. She saw everything and thought that in a minute she was going to see something extra, something she shouldn’t see, a body in a clear plastic bag, slumped in the corner, a head on a stick, something unforgivably horrible. Everything had the eerie neon green of a horror movie, of information captured surreptitiously.
“If you’re interested I’d be happy to throw in a bayonet and a helmet,” he said, handing her one of each.
The boy and his girl are on the sand, making out. There is something delicate, tentative, in how they approach each other. Kissing and then pulling back, checking to see if it’s okay, discovering how it feels, a tongue in the mouth, a hand on the breast, the press of a cock against the thigh.
He lifts her shirt, exposing an old-fashioned white bra. She unhooks it for him. Her breasts are surprisingly large, his hands are on them, not entirely sure what one does, his lack of skill endearing.
She feels the urgency of their desire. Without warning she finds herself excited.
He takes his sweatshirt off and lays it on the sand. They are one atop the other. She imagines the smell of him, suntan lotion, sweat, and sand, she imagines the smell of her — guacamole, fried onions, barbecue, stale cologne. She works either in a local restaurant or as a baby-sitter: formula, vomit, sour milk, stale cologne.
He rises for a minute, unzips his pants. His erection, long and lean, throbs in the moonlight. The girl takes it in her mouth. The boy kneels frozen, paralyzed by sensation, while the girl bobs up and down, like one of those trick birds drinking from a water glass.
She becomes alarmed, hopes they don’t keep at it, not wanting to waste her shot.
“The condom, put on the condom,” she is thinking out loud.
And then, finally, he pulls away, falls back on the sand, reaches into his pocket, locating it. He has trouble rolling it on — the girl helps. And then the girl is upon him, riding him, her bazoombas bouncing, floating like dirigibles. The boy lies back flattened, devastated, his arms straight up, reaching.
As soon as the condom is on, she feels her body opening. As soon as the girl is upon him, she is upon herself, warming to the touch. She wants to be ready. She is watching them and working herself. This is better than anything, more romantic, more relaxing than actually doing it with someone.
It ends abruptly. When they are done they are embarrassed, overwhelmed, suddenly strangers. They scramble for their clothing, hurry to the car, and are gone — into the night.
She waits until the coast is clear and then rushes toward the spot, finds it, and switches on her other light, a head-mounted work light, like a miner’s lamp. She plucks the condom from the sand, holding the latex sheath of lust, of desire, carefully. The contents have not spilled, that’s the good news, and he has performed well — the tip is full, she figures it’s three or four cc. Working quickly, she pulls a syringe — no needle — from her fanny pack and lowers it into the condom. She has practiced this procedure at home using lubricated Trojans and a combination of mayonnaise and Palmolive dish detergent. With one hand, she pulls back on the plunger, sucking it up. Holding the syringe upright, capping it, taking care not to lose any, she turns off her lights and makes a bee-line back up the beach to her car.
She has tilted the driver’s seat back as far as it goes, and put a small pillow at the head end for her neck — she always has to be careful of the neck.
She gets into the car and puts herself in position, lying back, feet on the dash, hips tilted high. She is upside down like an astronaut prepared to launch, a modified yoga inversion, a sort of shoulder stand, more pillows under her hips, lifting her. The steering wheel helps hold her in place.
She is wearing sex pants. She has taken a seam ripper and opened the crotch, making a convenient yet private entry. She slips the syringe through the hole. When she’s in as far as she can go, she pushes the plunger down — blastoff.
Closing her eyes, she imagines the sperm, stunned, drunken, in a whirl, ejaculated from his body into the condom and then out of the condom into her, swimming all the while. She imagines herself as part of their romance.
After a few minutes, she takes a sponge — wrapped in plastic, tied with a string — and pushes it in holding the sperm against her cervix.
Meditation. Sperm swimming, beach sperm, tadpole sperm, baby-whale sperm, boy sperm, millions of sperm. Sperm and egg. The egg launching, meeting the sperm in the fallopian tube, like the boy and girl meeting in the parking lot, coupling, traveling together, dividing, replicating, digging in, implanting.
She has been there about five minutes when there is a knock at the window, the beam of a flashlight looking in. She can’t put down the window, because the ignition is off, she doesn’t want to sit up, because it will ruin everything — she uses her left hand to open the car door.
“Yes?”
“Sorry to bother you, but you can’t sleep here,” the police officer says.
“I’m not sleeping, I’m resting.”
The officer sees the pillows, he sees the soft collar around her neck — under the dim glow of the interior light, he sees her.
“Oh,” he says. “It’s you, the girl from last summer, the girl with the halo.”
“That’s me.”
“Wow. It’s good to see you up and around. Are you up and around? Is everything all right?”
“Fine,” she says. “But I have these moments where I just have to lie down right then and there.”
“Do you need anything? I have a blanket in the back of the car.”
“I’ll be all right, thank you.”
He hangs around, standing just inside the car door, hands on his hips. “I was one of the first ones at the scene of the accident,” he says. “I closed down the road when they took you over to the church — it was me with the flares who directed the helicopter in.”
“Thank you,” she says.
“I was worried you were a goner. People said they saw you fly through the air like a cannonball. They said they’d never seen anything like it.”
“Umm,” she says.
“I heard you postponed the wedding,” he says.
“Canceled it.”
“I can understand, given the circumstances.”
She is waiting for him to leave.
“So, when you get like that, how long do you stay upside down?”
“About a half hour,” she says.
“And how long has it been?”
“I’d say about fifteen minutes.”
“Would you like to get a cup of coffee when you’re done?”
“Aren’t you on duty?”
“I could say I was escorting you home.”
“Not tonight, but thanks.”
“Some other time?”
“Sure.”
“Sorry to hear about your grandmother — I read the obituary.”
She nods. A couple of months ago, just after her ninety-eighth birthday, her grandmother died in her sleep — as graceful as it gets.
“That’s a lot for one year — an accident, a canceled wedding, your grandmother passing.”
“It is a lot,” she says.
“You a birder?” he asks. “I see you’ve got binocs in the back seat.”
“Always on the lookout,” she says.
In a way she could see going for coffee, she could see marrying the local cop. He’s not like a real cop, not someone you’re going to worry isn’t going to make it home at night. Out here she’d worry that he’d do something stupid — scurry up a telephone pole for a stuck cat.
He’s still standing in the door.
“I guess I’d better go,” he says, moving to close the car door. “I don’t want to wear your battery down.” He points at the interior light.