“You know how I get to DJ Friday nights now?”
“I’m so excited,” Vicky replied. “Goddammit, I am so excited. Glendale’s hottest DJ. Do I or do I not keep saying that?”
“Well, Glendale’s hottest DJ wants the Dirty Curtains to play a set at her first-ever gig next Friday.”
There was silence for a moment.
“What do you say?” I asked.
Vicky let out an earsplitting shriek. “I say yes!” she squealed. “Harry and Dave also say yes, or they will once I tell them, since they do basically everything I say. Elise, this is awesome. I can’t believe you would share your big night with us.”
“There’s no one I would rather share it with,” I told her.
“You have to come tonight, then,” Vicky said. “So we can celebrate together our impending fame. Honestly, Elise, don’t worry about Pippa. You need to understand, the past few weeks have been hard on her.” Vicky’s voice grew quieter. “Pippa likes being in the action. Like the sun, with everyone revolving around her. When she was in Manchester, I think she felt like she was completely in the dark, closed off from her own solar system. So to come back here and discover that all of us kept orbiting without her … well, she’s not happy. It isn’t about you.”
“Isn’t she in the room with you?” I asked. “Aren’t you two getting ready together?”
“I locked myself in the bathroom.” I heard the sound of a toilet flushing. “See?”
I sighed. “I don’t want her to hate me. Enough people already hate me.”
“I don’t know if this matters, but I want you to come tonight.”
I pulled my quilt over my head.
“This will all resolve itself on the dance floor,” Vicky told me.
“Oh, really?” I said. “How’s that going to work?”
“How could anyone hate anyone when we’re all out there together, moving to the same song? How can we not be united? Come out tonight and join in—it’ll be good for you. Oh, and wear that top you got from Calendar Girls. The lacy one.”
“It makes me look like a snowflake,” I mumbled.
“Just trust me!” Vicky chirped. Then she hung up the phone.
I sat for a moment under the fortress of my quilt. Tiny flecks of light peeked through the stitches. I could just live the rest of my life under here. I could pay Neil to bring me food three times a day.
I groaned and threw the blanket off my head. Unfortunately I hadn’t thought to make feeding time arrangements before hiding in my bed, and now I was hungry.
Before I went to forage for a snack, I glanced at my computer to see what Fake Elise was up to right now. I hadn’t checked in on her since right after coming home from school this afternoon.
June 10: nobody likes me. sometimes i think people like me, i pretend that i have real friends, but i know i’m just kidding myself. why would they really like me? why would anyone ever really like me??? whenever someone is nice to me i know it’s just because they’re taking pity on me. xoxo elise dembowski
I looked in the mirror on the back of my door. I stuck my fingers in the corners of my mouth and pulled my face into a hideous grimace. Then I practiced some affirmations.
Lots of people really like you!
For example … your mom!
Alex!
Neil!
People who gave birth to you or who still have most of their baby teeth totally like you!
Sure, the only thing your dad said to you during the entire time you were at his house last night and this morning was, “Well, I’ll see you again one week from now, since that’s what you want.” But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like you. He’s just mad at you. And he will get over it, if only because he is your legal guardian!
Vicky likes you! She is not just taking pity on you. Really. Her kindness to you is genuine.
How do you know this?
Because you’re awesome at reading a crowd!
Char likes you! Okay, he kind of ignored you at Start last week, and okay, you haven’t heard from him since then. But this situation with Pippa is delicate. He doesn’t want to hurt her. Who does? You don’t want to hurt Pippa either. Why would he have taught you to DJ if he didn’t like you? Why would he kiss you? Because he likes you!
You are a likable girl, Elise Dembowski!
Affirmations complete, I headed toward the kitchen to make myself a hot chocolate. On my way back, I noticed my mother sitting on the couch in the sunroom. Alex was with her, which surprised me. Neil’s weeknight bedtime is 8:15 and Alex’s is 8:35, so the fact that it was past nine and Alex was still awake was definitely not fair.
“What’s up?” I asked them.
“We’re just admiring the poetry castle,” Mom answered. She took a sip of her tea and gestured at Alex’s creation.
I sat down on Alex’s other side, and the three of us stared contemplatively at the castle.
It was massive. I had no idea how Mom and Steve planned to transport this thing to Alex’s school next Friday. It stretched well over my head, cardboard boxes and duct tape everywhere. She had painted the boxes all the colors of the rainbow, and streamers hung from every corner. I could see the poems stacked neatly inside, ready for sale.
“It’s amazing, Alex,” I said.
“It’s not done yet,” Alex warned me. “It’s not perfect yet.”
“It’s going to be the best one at the fair,” Mom said proudly, and I remembered all the times she had said those same words to me. When I designed and sewed a dress for the Girl Scouts’ fashion show; when I practiced reciting a monologue for the Shakespeare competition in eighth grade; when I baked pecan-raisin-banana-chocolate bars, my own invention, for the Election Day bake sale three years ago. My mother always said this: It’s going to be the best one.
“Does Mr. Berger give a prize for the best booth?” I asked Alex.
Alex snorted and said, “Of course not,” like I was an idiot for not understanding the exact rules of the second-grade spring fair.
“Well, if he did, you’d win,” I told her.
“But for now, Alex sweetie, it’s way past your bedtime.” Mom stood and lifted my sister from the couch.
“But I’m not tiiired,” Alex whined, and I wondered if this was the curse of all women in my family, to never get tired.
“It’s bedtime anyway,” Mom said. “You can work on it more tomorrow. Right, Elise?”
“Right,” I said. “Even I am going to bed, Alex. See?” I picked up my hot chocolate, yawned dramatically, and headed to my room.
Two hours later, I crept out of the house and walked to Start. I meant what I had said to Vicky. I meant to stay home tonight. But I wanted to see Char too much, and I couldn’t resist.
Like Char himself once told me, we all want things that aren’t good for us.
15
When I got to Start, I didn’t immediately see Vicky or Pippa. Char was in the booth with his headphones on, playing a Marvin Gaye song, and this seemed a good omen; Char knew how much I liked old soul singers.
I slipped into the booth next to him. “Hey, stranger,” I said. “Long time no talk. You miss me?” I was aiming for jokey, but it came out wrong, too honest. I saw Char flinch a little.
nobody likes me, Fake Elise chanted inside my head. why would anyone ever really like me???
“How was your week?” I tried.
“Fantastic,” Char muttered.
“Really.”
“Oh, yeah. Probably my best week ever. Have you ever been to Disney World?”