While maps, charts and target photos were folded and rammed into kneepads to form some semblance of order, there was a dash for a quick cup of coffee or a soda pop and a swing by the John. It was a long trip at best. Leaving the John, I became painfully aware that someone was violently ill in one of the closed stalls. That horrible retching choke set my bravado back a few steps. My second impulse was to shout out and see if any of my guys was having trouble. But who goes around sticking his head into John stalls asking who’s throwing up and why? I dismissed the thought and strode to the personal equipment room. I have often wondered who it was.
The personal equipment room was air-conditioned. All the pilots’ gear was carefully stored, checked and cared for there. We wore a cotton flying suit and boots that came pretty close to hunting boots. The first step as you entered the room was to remove anything identifying or personal such as rings, wallets and the like. Once you were clean, you started lashing yourself into the fifty pounds of gear that you hung on yourself. First came the anti-G suit that resembled a pair of zippered chaps and also served as backup flotation gear should you want to blow it up in the water. It was covered with pockets, all of which were stuffed with survival items, and flares, knives and the like were sewn on all areas not served with a pocket. I personally wore my pistol and ammo on a holster belt, and this was strapped on next and lashed to my right leg with rawhide to be sure it stayed out of the way. The mesh survival vest came next, and it was loaded with myriad goodies should they be needed. We found out from our people who had gone down and been recovered that the adrenaline exercise created an almost uncontrollable thirst and people had been known to leave good cover in a wild search for water. We found the best water containers were plastic baby bottles and carried two full ones in the vest. The big item for our war was the survival radio, and it was also in the vest. Like the parachute, it had a beeper capability. The beeper is the most ghastly-sounding little device known to man. It broadcasts a signal of distress like nothing else you have ever heard, a harsh, high-pitched “A-RAAAH, A-RAAAH” that keeps on and on until it about drives you out of your skull. Many of the guys checked them in the personal equipment room before each flight. I didn’t. It didn’t fit into my emotional scheme at that particular stage and I couldn’t stand the sound of it. All you needed then was a back parachute, a cumbersome hard helmet, a kneepad full of junk, a book bag full of standardized normal and emergency procedures and a crane to lift you into the personal equipment truck that took you to the aircraft. You didn’t really need all the standardized checklists too badly, but if you ever busted an aircraft without having them on board, the really big guys would hang you.
We got to the machines plenty early so we could look them over and strap in at leisure. I personally spent minimum time with this operation as generally anything my crew chief had not found was not likely to expose itself to me. I asked him if it was ready to go and if he said yes, I assumed he was right. I walked around the bird, kicked the bombs and the tires and shook the tanks, just because it seemed to be the thing to do. I could manage this with five minutes to spare and that was the time I liked to walk back to the blast deflectors and have a cigarette, all by myself. By that time I was tired of talking to humans and I knew I was about to embark on several tough hours. I liked to take my head out of gear and talk to the really big man, and watch the flight line and the sky go by for a few seconds. Then it was grind out the butt, zip the survival vest and stride up to the ladder. It was time to go to work. The hardest part of the mission was already over.
The next thirty minutes was just plain hot. You sweated so badly that sometimes you could hardly see. The flight line was organized confusion as one flight after the other hit the starter button and filled the air with the stench and smoke of the black-powder cartridge starter that spun the engine through its initial starting revolutions. The noise was deafening and one of our problems was protecting the ears of our pilots and ground crews. Most of the pilots ignored the problem, especially after they had been around for a few years, and that is why most of us have some degree of hearing loss.
The ritual of properly adjusting the helmet and personal gear takes a few minutes and each pilot has his own idiosyncrasies about strapping in. It took me a few moments to adjust the skullcap that I wore under my custom-built Lombard helmet, but this guaranteed me no hot spots or pressure points, which can drive you to distraction and can, in fact, cause lack of proper attention to the job, and even accidents. A sweatband across the forehead partially blocks the sweat from your eyes, but the sweat can still fill up your ears and make you feel like you’re underwater. Next came my super sunglasses which a doctor friend of mine built for me to take me down past twenty-twenty to perfect vision and depth perception. (My buddy, SAM, could have used a pair of these. It got to be a joke to see who would steer the number three colonel in the wing to his tanker rendezvous, since SAM was just not seeing the tankers as fast as some of the young sports. SAM decided to shake the young troops and called the tanker outfit prior to one mission and cross-checked the voice call sign of his tanker against the painted Air Force serial numbers of the craft. As they approached rendezvous, one of the flight members gaily called out a tanker at eleven o’clock and prepared to steer the colonel to the tanker. SAM rogered with “Yeah, I see him. His tail number looks like 72534,” while still some 20 miles distant from letters 10 inches high. Several minutes later when they pulled up alongside tanker number 72534, SAM was one up on his young sports.)
Once the helmet was on, the roar of the other starting machines was cut out, replaced by the high sidetone from the crew chief’s plug-in face mike connected to the belly of the aircraft so he could talk to you during the start and pretax! checks. We had quite a ritual, and ran through a number of checks that sent him scurrying from one end of the machine to the other. It took ten minutes from engine crank until you actually started to move. When you had checked all flight members and the spare on the radio and had received tower instructions, you flung your arms out of the cockpit and the chiefs helpers pulled the chocks as the chief used hand signals to move you out of the cramped parking area and turn you toward the taxiway. Once he had you around the corner, he stepped smartly back and threw you the sharpest salute you have ever seen. There was no baloney in the way that highball was rendered and returned. Those troopers knew the score and they knew full well that this might be the last time they would see you or their personal machine that they had sweated over so long and hard. One of the many sad aspects of losing a guy was the look of complete bewilderment on the face of the chief whose bird didn’t return. They really sweat out their work and their vehicle and this salute said, Go get ’em, boss—and bring my bird back.
Once we dropped off the tankers and headed into the hot area, Don, who was Kingpin three, and I, as Kingpin lead, knew that the weather was still not looking so hot; in fact, it looked rotten, but you had to go all the way—no easy outs. We had a little radio problem getting Don onto the strike frequency as we set up the bombs and got ready to go to work, but this in itself did not seem unusual and when he came up on frequency, I assumed all was OK. As the attack progressed, you could feel tension and you could hear tension in each curt voice and each crisp command. As we crossed the Red, SAM warnings already garbaged up the radio. I wondered if they were for the Navy guys and thought they must be since we were the first Air Force ones in for the day. Mig warnings came on top of SAM warnings and I mused, What’s it going to be—a SAM day or a Mig day? It sounded like a little of both. There was nothing I could do about that, anyway, so I paid attention to leading, and there was Thud Ridge, but just barely. Only one point of the northernmost peak showed, and it was three-quarters covered with those rotten clouds.