“Come along,” said Hilary.
With the chanciness of their species the children suddenly became angelic. Their eyes grew as round as saucers, their lips parted like rosebuds, they held hands and looked enchanting. Even the overstimulated little boy calmed down.
Hilary, astonishingly, began to sing. He had a vibrant alto voice and everybody listened to him.
“ ‘Oranges and lemons’ say the Bells of St. Clement’s
‘You owe me five farthings,‘ say the Bells of St. Martin’s.”
Two and two they walked, out of the library, into the passage, through the great hall now illuminated only by firelight, and since the double doors of the drawing-room stood wide open, into the enchantment that Hilary had prepared for them.
And really, Troy thought, it was an enchantment. It was breathtaking. At the far end of this long room, suspended in darkness, blazed the golden Christmas tree alive with flames, stars and a company of angels. It quivered with its own brilliance and was the most beautiful tree in all the world.
“ ‘When will you pay me,’ say the bells of Old Bailey
‘When I am rich,’ say the bells of Shoreditch.”
The children sat on the floor in the light of the tree. Their elders — guests and the household staff — moved to the far end of the room and were lost in shadow.
Troy thought, “This is Uncle Flea’s big thing and here, in a moment, will come Uncle Flea.”
Hilary, standing before the children, raised his hands for quiet and got it. From outside in the night came sounds that might have been made by insubstantial flutes piping in the north wind. Electronic music, Troy thought, and really almost too effective: it raised goose-pimples, it turned one a little cold. But through this music came the jingle of approaching sleigh bells. Closer and closer to an insistent rhythm until they were outside the french windows. Nothing could be seen beyond the tree, but Hilary in his cunning had created an arrival. Now came the stamp of hooves, the snorts, the splendid cries of “Whoa.” Troy didn’t so much as think of Blore.
The windows were opened.
The tree danced in the cold air, everything stirred and glittered: the candle flames wavered, the baubles tinkled.
The windows were shut.
And round the tree, tugging his golden car on its runners, came the Druid.
Well, Troy thought, it may be a shameless concoction of anachronisms and Hilary’s cockeyed sense of fantasy, but it works.
The Druid’s robe, stiff, wide-sleeved and enveloping, was of gold lamé. His golden hair hung about his face in formal strands and his golden beard spread like a fan across his chest. A great crown of mistletoe shaded his eyes, which were spangled and glinted in the dark. He was not a comic figure. He was strange. It was as if King Lear had been turned into Ole-Luk-Oie the Dream God. He circled the tree three times to the sound of trumpets and pipes.
Then he dropped the golden cords of his car. He raised his arms, made beckoning gestures, and bowed with extended hands.
Unfortunately he had forgotten to remove his gloves, which were of the sensible knitted kind.
“Fred. Your gloves, I said —”
But he was gone. He had returned from whence he came. A further incursion of cold air, the windows were shut, the bells receded.
He was gone.
The joyful pandemonium that now broke out among the children was kept within reasonable bounds by Hilary and Troy, who had become a sort of A.D.C. to the action. The names of the families were emblazoned in glitter on the boxes and the children broke into groups, found, delved, and exclaimed. Mervyn stood by the tree with an extinguisher, watching the candles. Hilary signalled to Nigel, who switched on the lights by a wall table where the grown-up presents were assembled. Troy found herself alongside Mrs. Forrester.
“He was splendid,” Troy cried. “He was really splendid.”
“Forgot his gloves. I knew he would.”
“It didn’t matter. It didn’t matter in the least.”
“It will to Fred,” said Mrs. Forrester. And after a moment: “I’m going to see him.” Or Troy thought that was what she said. The din was such that even Mrs. Forrester’s well-projected observations were hard to hear. Hilary’s adult visitors and the household staff were now opening their presents. Nigel had begun to circulate with champagne cocktails. To Troy they seemed to be unusually potent.
Cressida was edging her way towards them. At Hilary’s request she wore her dress of the previous night, the glittering trouser suit that went so admirably with his colour scheme. She raised her arm and signalled to Mrs. Forrester over the heads of the intervening guests. Something slightly less lackadaisical than usual in her manner held Troy’s attention. She watched the two women meet in the crowd. Cressida stooped her head. The heavy swag of her pale hair swung across her face and hid it but Mrs. Forrester was caught by the wall light. Troy saw her frown and set her mouth. She hurried to the door, unceremoniously shoving herself through groups of visitors.
Cressida made for Troy.
“I say,” she said, “was he all right? I tried to see but I couldn’t get a good look.”
“He was splendid.”
“Good. You spotted him, of course?”
“What?”
“Spotted him, I said — Great Grief!” Cressida ejaculated, “I’m beginning to talk like Aunt Bed. You saw, didn’t you?”
“Saw? What?”
“Him.”
“Who?”
“Moult.”
“Moult?”
“You don’t tell me,” Cressida bawled, “that you didn’t realize? Sharp as you are and all.”
“I don’t know what you mean.”
“It wasn’t—” An upsurge of laughter among the guests drowned Cressida’s next phrase but she advanced her lovely face towards Troy’s and screamed, “It was Moult. The Druid was Moult.”
“Moult!”
“Uncle Flea’s had a turn. Moult went on for the part.”
“Good Lord! Is he all right?”
“Who?”
“Uncle — Colonel Forrester?”
“I haven’t seen him. Aunt B’s gone up. I expect so. It seems he got overexcited again.”
“Oh!” Troy cried out. “I am so sorry.”
“I know. Still,” Cressida shouted, “just one of those things. You know.”
Nigel appeared before them with his champagne cocktails.
“Drink up,” Cressida said, “and have another with me. I need it. Do.”
“All right. But I think there’s rather a lot of brandy in them, don’t you?”
“There’d better be.”
Hilary broke through the crowd to thank Troy for her present, a wash drawing she had made of the scarecrow field from her bedroom window. He was, she could see, as pleased as Punch: indistinguishable thanks poured out of him. Troy watched his odd hitched-up mouth (like a camel’s, she thought) gabbling away ecstatically.
At last he said, “It all went off nicely, don’t you think, except for Uncle Flea’s gloves? How he could!”
Troy and Cressida, one on each side of him, screamed their intelligence. Hilary seemed greatly put out and bewildered. “Oh no!” he said. “You don’t tell me! Moult!” And then after further ejaculations, “I must say he managed very creditably. Dear me, I must thank him. Where is he?”
The overstimulated little boy appeared before them. He struck an attitude and blew a self-elongating paper squeaker into Hilary’s face. Toy trumpets, drums and whistles were now extremely prevalent.