“Tell Ceepak.”
“You mean-about my gun?”
“No-about how good the goddamn stripers are running this morning. Jesus! Give us the fucking fishing report, why don't you?” Gus turns to Ceepak.
“It was back in March. One of those days when it sort of feels like spring even though it's winter, you know?”
Ceepak nods.
“It was freaking hot, too. Muggy. Unseasonably warm, like they say on the radio. And I'm half-Greek, so I always feel kind of hot and sweaty, you know?”
Gus smiles.
Ceepak?
God bless him, he smiles back.
He's ready to move on. I guess he figures he's wasted enough time being disappointed. Now he wants to see if there is something he can do, some positive action he can take.
Gus feels better. I can tell by the way all the air trapped in his chest seeps out when his neck muscles finally relax.
“Anyhow, the freaking gun kept riding up on me. Every time I'd sit, it'd slide up some and pinch me. It cut into me … right here. And was I having a day? This call, that call. Go here, get out, get back in, go somewheres else. So I put the gun in the glove compartment.”
“The glove compartment?”
“Yeah. I'm not so stupid I'm gonna leave it lying out on the freaking seat there….”
It seems even Gus has his limits.
“You were alone?” Ceepak asks.
“Yeah. It was late winter-we always cut back some on personnel, pull solo patrols. It's mostly basic stuff that time of the year- swinging by the bank when the Brinks truck comes to town, writing up fender-benders, helping out with the school zones. Don't really need two-man patrols in March….”
“So where'd you go? After you put the gun away?”
“I'm not really sure….”
“Focus. Do the best you can.”
“Yeah. Okay. I went by The Pancake Palace. Had an early lunch. Went by the Surf City Shopping Center on account of they were having some trouble with their freaking alarm system. Remember, chief? It was your day off and you were looking in the window of that jewelry place?”
“Yes.”
“Gonna buy your wife a present, remember? I said go with the earrings? The ones shaped like sandals with diamonds in the toes? I said she'd get a kick out of those-”
“Gus?” The chief is impatient, big time.
“Right. After that, I'm back in the car. Make a few more stops. Here and there. Piddling little stuff, but duty calls, you know? I walked up and down Ocean Avenue, wrote up some parking tickets at expired meters … this one had gum jammed in the slot … damn freaking kids, you know?”
“When did you realize your gun was missing?” Ceepak asked.
“Second time I ran into the chief.”
“When was that?”
“I was parked outside Driftwood Floral. Our anniversary was coming so I was thinking about maybe picking up some flowers or something. My wife doesn't need any more earrings. She's got a million of those. Anyhow, the chief is picking up some cold cuts or whatever from the deli next door and he sees me coming out the flower shop….”
“It was a Tuesday,” the chief remembers.
“Yeah.” Gus agrees. “Your regular day off, right?”
“Right.” The way the chief says it I get the feeling he'll never take one again.
“Anyhow, the chief here says, ‘Where the hell's your goddamn weapon?’ He's looking at my holster and it's freaking empty, you know? So I say, ‘Oh, shit’ because, at first, when I put it in the glove compartment, I'd put it back in my holster every time I got out of the car. Only this time I guess I forgot. Might've forgot some other times, too. So I say to the chief, ‘It's in the car.’ The chief says, ‘Where?’ I go to show him, pop open the glove compartment, no gun. It's gone.”
Ceepak turns to the chief.
“Did you report the missing weapon to the proper authorities?” The chief sort of looks from side to side-like it's his turn to tell us what he did wrong.
“No. I did not.”
He rubs his nose with the back of his big hand. Then he pushes both hands back through what little hair he has left on the top of his head.
“Why not?”
“Because I'm a goddamn big-hearted idiot, okay?”
Ceepak's eyebrows do that quizzical puppy dog thing: Hunh?
The chief sniffs in enough air to explain.
“Here's Gus-what? Six, seven months from retirement. I don't have it in me to blow his whole goddamn pension. To write him up. Losing your gun? You don't just get a slap on the wrist for that one. So I yank him off the street, stick him behind the desk where he can't lose anything else. Then I have a quiet word with the guys. Ever since, we've all been nosing around town, keeping an eye and ear out for Gus's goddamn gun….”
“But you never found it?”
“No. We never did.”
Until today, I want to say, because I'm the resident wise-ass. But I don't.
“Why didn't you tell me, chief?” Ceepak says. “I could've helped look for it.”
The chief doesn't answer right away.
I know what he'd say if he were being totally honest: He didn't tell him because Ceepak would have turned them all in. Ceepak won't lie, cheat, or steal, and he won't tolerate those who do. Even the ones who do it to save an old cop's pension. The chief knows all about Ceepak's Code.
“Hey, you were new,” the chief says. “Just back from that other shitbox. The war. I didn't want to drag you into this, load you down with our old crap. You needed a fresh start. I figured me and the other guys … I figured we'd find it sooner or later….”
The chief lets that one hang there. I think even he's thinking: “We sure as Hell found it now, didn't we?”
“Are the ballistics conclusive?”
“Yeah. Smith amp; Wesson semi-automatic nine-millimeter. We know that's what Gus lost four months back. You do the math.”
“Okay. Gus? We need a complete calendaring of everywhere you went that day. Look at your log, check with dispatch, rack your brain. Don't leave anything out.”
“Okay. Sure. I can do that. I remember most of what I did that day….”
“Good.”
“Pretty hard to forget.” Gus lets out another nervous chuckle bubble. “I mean, it's not every day you pull a bone-headed stunt like that, you know?”
“Write it up for us, okay?”
“Sure, Ceepak, sure. No problem. I can write it up. Because, like I say, I remember pretty much everything. March 9th. What a freaking shitty day. Right before my anniversary. And it rained the day before. Poured.”
“Good,” Ceepak says, looking at his watch. I don't think he meant for Gus to give him an oral report right this minute.
“Write it up. Chief?”
“Yeah?”
“New development. Virgilio Mendez?”
“The guy in Hart's calendar?”
“Yes, sir. Ms. Stone was being disingenuous with us last night. She is meeting with Mendez. 0-10 hundred. That same restaurant.”
“Chesterfield's,” I say.
“What for?”
“Apparently,” Ceepak says, taking the folded brochure out of his pocket, “they're planning for a future without Mr. Hart. Real-estate development.”
He hands The Palace condo flyer to the chief.
“Goddammit,” he growls. “How'd you find out?”
“Danny,” Ceepak says. “He was listening carefully and made some right connections.”
“I think Mendez hired Squeegee,” I blurt out, bucked up by Ceepak's praise. “To kill Hart!”
“What?”
“It's one possibility,” Ceepak backs me up. “Greed is always a good motive.”
“Shit,” the chief says, like he's the one riding the Tilt-A-Whirl, not knowing what to expect next. “I want you two there. At the meet.”
“Roger that.”
“Gus?”
“Yes, chief?”
“Go write up your goddamn diary.”
“Sure. I can write it up. No problem. I remember everything. I remember the car was filthy, ’cause of the rain and the mud and all. Remember, chief? At Surf City? You said it looked like a ‘rolling mud pie.’ So I swung by the car wash….”