“Thanks.”
She grunts as she bends down to study the twisted tips at the bottom of the fence.
“Oh, yeah. This fence is like a cat brush.”
She pulls out her own tweezers and a stack of evidence bags and starts plucking fibers I can't see.
“So,” she says, “this is where it all went down?”
“Yes, ma'am. That car there….”
Ceepak points to the Tilt-A-Whirl.
“Second turtle from the left,” she says without looking. “I know. Morgan E-mailed me the whole file. Of course, the skinny guy? This homeless bum with the goatee? You know he didn't do the kidnap.”
“Yes, ma'am. I know.”
“You do?” I'm sort of startled here.
Dr. McDaniels chuckles.
“Officer Ceepak-please explain to the class how you know what you know.” She looks up at me. “I love to torture my students.”
“We know Squeegee was not the kidnapper,” Ceepak says, “from examining the boot impressions left in the sand behind the Hart beach house.”
“Go on.”
“The tread marks matched those we found on the Tilt-A-Whirl…”
“But?” Dr. McDaniels arches an eyebrow.
“But the boot prints on the beach were deeper.”
“Ergo?”
Now she's using Latin like Batman sometimes did on that old TV show.
“Therefore,” Ceepak says, “the kidnapper weighed more than the man who walked across the Tilt-A-Whirl platform.”
“How much?”
“Excuse me?”
“How much did the kidnapper weigh?”
Ceepak drops his eyes like he forgot to study that chapter.
“Sorry. I didn't calculate the exact weight.”
“273 pounds,” she says. “Big guy. A big galoot of a guy.”
“How can you be certain?” I ask, impressed.
“Hey-I wrote the book. Besides, my guys took your plaster cast back to the lab and made some measurements.”
“So it was kind of a trick question?” I ask.
“Yeah. That's my favorite kind. So, you know-watch your back, kid.” This time, she knuckle-punches my shoulder. It stings.
My partner's smiling. He likes this feisty lady.
“I need another number,” he says.
“Shoot.”
“More precise time of death.”
Dr. McDaniels shakes her head and sighs.
“I'll re-check his eye jelly numbers, but you know we can't be precise. There is no way to nail it … not with one hundred percent certainty.”
Okay-I have to ask.
“Eye jelly?”
“Officer Ceepak?” the professor once again calls on the smartest kid in the class to explain.
“The vitreous humor is a transparent jelly that fills the eyeball,” he says. “Potassium levels are low in the vitreous humor of a living eye, but rise at a known rate after death. If we measure that potassium level, we can calibrate a more exact T.O.D.”
“It's the best I can do,” Dr. McDaniels says, staring up into the crime scene, slowing turning her head, scanning it all in like she's one of those disposable cameras that gives you the panoramic view. “We can't pinpoint a precise time, but I'll give you my tightest interval of confidence.”
“Appreciate that.”
“Okay,” she says. “I always like to see the crime scene. Photographs only tell you so much. Now that I've seen it, I need to leave. Even though I was never actually here.”
“Roger that.”
“If you need me? I won't be in my office.”
I think that means she will be. She walks up the beach toward the access road, stopping once to lean against the fence and shake more sand out of her shoe.
“Oh, Ceepak?” she hollers back.
“Yes, ma'am?”
“You need more evidence to nail these bastards.”
“I know.”
“So solve the first crime to solve the second.”
“Solve the murder to solve the kidnapping?”
“No, dummy-the first crime. Capisce?”
Ceepak gets it. I don't know what it is, but he's nodding his head.
“Will do. Thanks for the tip.”
“What tip?” she says over her shoulder as she walks away. “I wasn't even here, remember?”
He smiles like he's just met his favorite movie star.
“Come on, Danny,” he says when she's gone.
“Where to?”
“Boardwalk Books. I promised Squeegee I'd pick him up a compilation of Ginsberg poems. I believe the bookstore also has a fax machine.”
“So I've heard.”
We're riding up Ocean Avenue.
The tourists are coming back. Traffic is snarled and slow and I see lines outside some of the better Monday brunch places. People go to brunch on Monday down here because they're on vacation and they can go to brunch all week long if they want to.
Ceepak's staring out his window and rubbing the top of his head, thinking. His hand makes a raspy sound when it scrapes over the short stuff on the back of his neck. He lets go with a big, gaping-mouth yawn. I don't think he's had any sleep in days.
Too bad. I have more questions.
“Why the Tilt-A-Whirl?” I ask when we hit a red light.
“I suspect Betty told Ashley to take her father there. Gave her precise time coordinates. That would explain why Ashley was rushing everyone out of the house on Saturday morning.”
“Did Ashley know what her mother was up to?”
“I hope not. I think Ashley did whatever her mother, the ‘stern disciplinarian,’ told her to do.”
“And mom went to the ATM because?”
“She'd seen enough television news coverage of fugitives on the lam to know that ATMs photograph and time-stamp every user. Giving her a rock-solid alibi for 7 A.M.”
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“So,” I say, putting three and three together this time, “you're hoping Dr. McDaniels does her eye-jelly magic and pegs the time of death closer to 7:20?”
“Well done, Danny. We need to account for that stroll from the bank to the beach.”
“Gotcha.” This is pretty cool. Like working a math problem or jigsaw puzzle or the Jumble in the morning paper, which I only do if somebody else starts it for me. I mean, it's cool if you forget you saw Reginald Hart's body with all those bullet holes in it. If you remember that? The coolness sort of goes all lukewarm on you.
“As Dr. McDaniels indicated, we need more hard evidence. I'm basing too much on conjecture….”
“So we ask at the bookstore? We flash the clerk Betty's mug shot?”
“Roger that.”
“When do we tell the chief what we know?”
Ceepak turns to look at me.
“The chief?” he says. “That big galoot?”
Oh, Jesus.
Time to put four and four together.
“How much would you estimate Chief Cosgrove weighs, Danny?”
My mouth goes kind of dry.
“Oh, I dunno,” I croak. “273 pounds?”
“Yeah. That's what I'd figure, give or take a pound. 273.”
CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
I used to go to Boardwalk Books when I was a kid, to buy comics and sneak a peek at the artsy-fartsy photography books that usually have a picture or two of naked women sprawled across their glossy pages.
I'm hoping they have a fresh batch of nudie books for me to flip through today. Might help take my mind off the fact that my boss, the chief of police for Sea Haven Township, is probably moonlighting as a co-conspirator in a grisly murder/kidnap scheme.
The bulk of the books for sale in the small shop are paperbacks-fiction of the airport variety, my favorite genre. I learned that word from a college girl I took to the movies. “Genre.” It means you're watching a film, not a movie. I prefer movies. We only went on that one date. It was a film. An old one in black and white about a foreign guy playing chess with Death, a guy who wore a creepy black robe and spoke Swedish.
Boardwalk Books also sells a lot of road maps and navigational charts, which are like road maps for the ocean because they tell you how deep the water is, which way the current flows, where you might bonk into a buoy, stuff like that. I never knew the ocean had maps until one day, on my lunch break, the chief showed me on a chart where he was going fishing that weekend.