lat-i-tu-di-nar-i-an (adjective). Allowing, favoring, or characterized by latitude in opinion or action; not insisting on strict adherence to conformity with an established code.
In Bournemouth -as opposed to London-one can act in a more latitudinar-ian manner, but still, even when in the country, there are certain rules of conduct to which one must subscribe.
-From the personal dictionary of
Caroline Trent
"You!" Penelope accused. "What are you doing here?"
But her voice was drowned out by that of Blake, who was yelling at Caroline, "Why the hell didn't
you run down the stairs when you heard us coming?"
His only answer was a sneeze.
James, who was rarely ruffled by anything, raised a brow and said, "It appears she's a bit incapacitated."
Caroline sneezed again.
Penelope turned to James, her expression furious. "I suppose you're in some way connected to this subterfuge as well."
He shrugged. "In some way."
Caroline sneezed.
"For heaven's sake," Penelope said testily, "get her out of the stairwell. Clearly there is something putrid amid the dust that is sending her into convulsions."
"She isn't having a bloody convulsive fit," Blake said. "She's sneezing."
Caroline sneezed.
"Well, whatever the case, move her into your bedroom. No! Not your bedroom. Move her into my bedroom." Penelope planted her hands on her hips and glared at everyone in turn. "And what the devil is going on here? I want to be apprised of the situation this very minute. If someone doesn't-"
"If I might be so bold," James interrupted.
"Shut up, Riverdale," Blake snapped as he picked up Caroline. "You sound like my damned butler."
"I'm sure Perriwick would be most flattered by the comparison," James said. "However, I was merely going to point out to Penelope that there is very little untoward about Caroline being in your bedroom, seeing as how she and I are also in attendance."
"Very well," Penelope conceded. "Set her down in your bedroom, Blake. Then I want to know what is going on. And no more nonsense about honey and pet birds."
Caroline sneezed.
Blake turned to his sister and suggested, "Maybe you could get her some tea?"
"Ha! If you think I'm going to leave her alone in here with the two of you-"
"I'll get some tea," James interrupted.
As soon as he left, Penelope narrowed her eyes at Blake and Caroline and demanded, "Are you having an affair?"
"No!" Caroline managed to exclaim between sneezes.
"Then you had best start explaining your presence. I had judged you to be a lady of stern moral character, and it is requiring all of my tolerance and broad-mindedness not to alter that opinion."
Caroline looked to Blake. She wasn't about to give away his secrets without his permission. But he just groaned, rolled his eyes, and said, "We might as well tell her the truth. Lord knows she's going to ferret it out eventually."
The entire tale took twenty minutes. It probably would have only required fifteen, except that James returned with the tea-thankfully accompanied by fresh scones-and the narrative naturally slowed while they all partook of it.
Penelope asked no questions during the telling except for "Milk?" and "Sugar?" which really didn't signify as she was pouring the tea.
Blake, James, and Caroline, however, interrupted one another to an astonishing degree. Still, after a quarter of an hour, they managed to relate the events of the past few weeks to everyone's satisfaction.
When they were through, Caroline watched Penelope's impassive face with a mixture of curiosity and dread. She had grown quite fond of Blake's sister, and it tore her heart in two to think that the countess would cut her off completely.
But Penelope surprised them all by murmuring a quiet, "I see," followed by an even quieter, "Hmmm."
Caroline leaned forward.
James leaned forward.
Blake started to lean forward, then caught himself and snorted in disgust. He was well used to his sister's tactics.
Finally Penelope took a deep breath, turned to Blake, and said, "You are a beast not to have informed the family of your governmental activities, but I will not address that insult now."
"How kind of you," he murmured.
"It is indeed lucky for you," she continued, "that the thoughtlessness of your secrecy has been eclipsed by a matter of even graver concern."
"Indeed."
Penelope glared at him as she jabbed her finger first at the marquis, then back at her brother. "One of you," she announced, "is going to have to marry her."
Caroline, who had been studiously examining the tips of her shoes so as not to give Blake an I-told-you-so smirk when Penelope scolded him about his secrecy, jerked her head up. The sight that awaited her was not reassuring.
Penelope was pointing her long index finger directly at her, and Blake and James had gone utterly white.
That evening found Blake having an exceedingly unpleasant conversation with his sister. She was trying to convince him to marry Caroline with all possible haste, and he was doing his best to ignore her.
He wasn't terribly worried about the outcome of this latest debacle. He had sworn never to marry; Penelope knew it, Caroline knew it, James knew it. Hell, the entire world knew it. And James wasn't the sort to let his best friend's sister goad him into doing anything he didn't want to do. In fact, the only way that Penelope could ensure that Caroline would be swiftly married would be to tell tales and create a huge scandal.
That, Blake was sure, was not a danger. Penelope might be willing to create a little gossip, but she wasn't about to ruin the woman she was now calling "my dearest, closest friend."
Penelope, could, however, endeavor to make a general nuisance of herself and annoy the hell out of everyone at Seacrest Manor. And in Blake's case, she was succeeding handily.
"Blake," she said, "you know you need a wife."
"I know no such thing."
"Caroline has been irrevocably compromised."
"Only if you decide to tell tales in London."
"That is beside the point."
"That is exactly the point," Blake growled. "She has been living here to safeguard national security."
"Oh please," Penelope said disdainfully. "She is staying here to escape the clutches of that guardian of hers."
"A guardian who is a threat to national security," Blake shot back. "And Caroline has been assisting us in his apprehension. A most noble endeavor if you ask me."
"I didn't ask you," Penelope said with a sniff.
"You should have," he snapped. "Caroline's presence here is vital to the security of England, and only the worst sort of unpatriotic buffoon would use that to ruin her reputation." So he was exaggerating a bit about the national security. Desperate times did occasionally call for desperate measures.
James chose that moment to wander in. "I suppose you're still talking circles around Caroline's future," he said.
They both leveled annoyed stares in his direction.
"Well," James said, stretching his arms like a cat and yawning as he sank onto a sofa, "I've been thinking about marrying her."