“Go get Hill and Hadley?” Steinholtz said.
“If I may, Sergeant Major?” Sophia said. “The way we do that in the Navy is that the correct response to a direction such as that is ‘Go and get Hill and Hadley, aye, Sergeant Major.’ ”
“Really, ma’am?” Barney said.
“Yes, it’s called a repeat back,” Sophia said. “Makes sure they got the order that you gave instead of what they heard.”
“Well, in this case, that would make sense,” Sergeant Major Barney said. “Because what I told you to do was RUN and get Hill and Hadley, Seaman Recruit. So, here is the ‘direction.’ Run and get Hill and Hadley. Have them return to meet with the Lieutenant. Is that clear?”
“Now what you say,” Sophia said, “is ‘Run to get Hill and Hadley, aye. Have them return to meet the Lieutenant, aye.’ ”
“Run to get Hill and Hadley, aye,” Steinholtz said. “Have them return and meet you, aye.”
“Go,” Sergeant Major Barney said, pointing. As Steinholtz started to trot down the breakwater he shook his head. “WHAT IS IT ABOUT RUN THAT WAS UNCLEAR, SEAMAN RECRUIT? Shall we promenade, ma’am?”
“Oh, lets, Sergeant Major,” Sophia said.
“I’d say arm in arm, ma’am, but people might talk,” the Sergeant Major said, strolling down the avenue. “What was it you wished Hill and Hadley for if I may inquire, ma’am?”
“I thought they could check the boats topside while Olga and Yu wait on the mechanic,” Sophia said. “Then Olga and Yu can check below. When the doors are locked, there’s rarely an infected in the boat. At least, alive. Or survivors in a situation like this. But it’s a little less nerve wracking checking topside than below.”
“Thank you for the explanation, ma’am,” the Sergeant Major said. “It makes a great deal of sense.”
“Thank you, Sergeant Major,” Sophia said.
“But if I may so detail them, ma’am?” the Sergeant Major said. “That is, in fact, what I am for.”
“So I should have said ‘tell Hill and Hadley to check topside?’ ” Sophia asked.
“Ma’am, you can run things any way you please,” Barney said. “You are the away team commander. However, if you wish some guidance, ma’am, you can tell me ‘Get a team to check the topside’ and I shall be pleased to manage the rest. That is, in fact, my purpose in this great endeavor. To take your directions and expand upon them with it is to be hoped intelligence and wisdom. Ma’am.”
“Well, here come Hill and Hadley,” Sophia said as the two walked up.
“You wanted something?” Hill asked.
“Sergeant Major?” Sophia said.
“First, when reporting to an officer you salute, especially under arms,” the Sergeant Major said. “The correct method of reporting is ‘Reporting as ordered, ma’am.’ With a salute. So, try that once more, with feeling.”
“Reporting as ordered… uh… ” Hill said as he and Hadley saluted then dropped them.
“You do not drop the salute until the officer salutes in reply,” Barney said. “Ma’am, if you would hold off on that until I complete this training evolution, please?”
“As you say, Sergeant Major,” Sophia said.
“So, salute again,” Barney said. “Then repeat after me, ‘Reporting as ordered, ma’am.’ ”
“Reporting as ordered, ma’am,” Hill said, saluting.
“Do I salute?” Hadley asked.
“Technically, no,” Barney said. “But there is rarely such a thing as too much saluting. Now, ma’am, if you would return the salute, please?”
“Roger,” Sophia said, saluting.
Hill dropped his salute.
“And you don’t drop your hand, Hill, until the Lieutenant drops hers,” Barney said. “So… back to saluting and now, ma’am, if you would drop yours. Thank you.”
“Is there really a point to this?” Hadley asked.
“First, never ever question one of my orders when we are in the midst of an evolution,” Barney said. “Do you understand that, Seaman Recruit?”
“Sure,” Hadley said.
“Seaman Recruit, are you familiar with the term, ‘front leaning rest’ position?”
“No,” Hadley said.
“That is the push-up position,” Barney said. “Assume it. Arms extended.”
“Seriously?” Hadley said.
Barney darted forward, at an angle opposite the security specialist’s weapon barrel and shoved his face into Hadley’s.
“GET DOWN ON YOUR FACE NOW, RECRUIT!” he screamed. “DOWN, DOWN, DOWN!”
Hadley got down.
“Repeat after me, Recruit,” Barney said, kneeling down so his face was by the recruit’s ear. “I WILL COMPLY WITH THE ORDERS GIVEN AND NOT ASK STUPID BLOODY QUESTIONS!”
“I will comply with the orders given and not ask stupid questions!” Hadley said.
“I’m a little deaf from years in Her Majesty’s Army,” Barney said. “SO I CAN’T SODDING HEAR YOU!”
“I WILL COMPLY WITH… I WILL COMPLY WITH MY ORDERS AND NOT ASK STUPID QUESTIONS!”
“Recover,” Barney said, straightening up. “That means get up, you stupid poofter. At attention, you too, Hill, side by side, arms cupped… ”
When he’d gotten them to understand the position of attention, he started to circle them.
“Yes, there is a point to not dropping your salute until an officer has returned it,” Barney said. “In the old days, and we seemed to be back to them, officers could not trust their enlisted men. Fragging as you Americans call it is a very old tradition. By forcing the enlisted to keep their salute until returned, especially and always under arms, it gave the officer a moment more to reach for his weapon in the event that the enlisted was likely to attempt to kill said officer.”
“Seriously?” Sophia said, laughing. “I heard it was a gesture of respect between two warriors.”
“Which it is, ma’am,” the Sergeant Major said. “But when two warriors meet, there is always tension. The reason that you do not ask questions, unless specifically told to ask questions, is that in many circumstances there is not time for questions or thought on your part. You do not know, now, enough about how to do your jobs to have any really useful input. You think you have useful input. You do not. Any idea you may have is more than likely idiotic. An example of that is Steinholtz attempting to hit an infected at four hundred meters on a rocking platform. And because of the narrowness of said platform, he was blocking everyone else from continuing the mission. Which I already explained to him. So you do not ask questions unless you are told you can ask questions. I do not want to hear the word ‘why’ come from your lips, again, ever, unless you are specifically told you may ask questions. Do you understand? The correct response is ‘Yes, Sergeant Major.’ ”
“Yes, Sergeant Major,” they chorused.
“You always salute an officer,” the Sergeant Major continued. “You do so because that officer can tell you to jump into that shark infested marina and if you do not do so when she orders it, I shall shoot you for failure to follow an order. I will not hesitate. And that officer always salutes back. Because that salute should remind them that they have the awful responsibility of giving orders that may lead to your deaths. This is not a bloody video game. There’s no… what’s that word? There is no respawn.
“Yesterday, this officer gave an order that led to an unfortunate loss. It was the right order, there was nothing wrong with it. But she bears that responsibility for her life. You were not responsible. I was not responsible. If one of you dies, today, I am not responsible. I may or may not feel responsible, but I am not. You are not. That officer is. That is her burden. That is what you acknowledge with that salute. That you don’t have to think and worry and plan. That you don’t have to bear the responsibility for a mate’s death. That it’s on your officers. Your job is to follow her orders and keep your bloody mouths shut. She doesn’t need your input and it’s not going to help. All it will do is add to her stress load which she does not bloody well need. Is this all perfectly clear? Again, the correct response is ‘Yes, Sergeant Major.’ ”