Help me, I shouted, please help!
You know what she is, the man with the dog yelled, she’s a slut with SIDA and she wants to spread it, contaminate, infect, that’s what she wants to do.
The couple started saying other words. The woman slipped her heavy handbag from her shoulder and raised it to strike me. Her husband restrained her. It’s not for us, he said.
The worst wasn’t their words. The worst was how they hated. They hated everything about me. Like somebody says they love everything about you, they hated everything. There was nothing left over.
Suddenly the hound pricked up his ears, and bounded away down the arcade towards the piazza and cathedral. The animal moved so fast his feet slipped on the marble — his claws making a scratching noise. Boater’s Banana was obliged to run after him. The wife with the handbag gave a little cry of surprise and jumped back. I scrambled to my feet to pursue the bastard who had knocked me down, shouting Senza palle! Spunkless! Spunkless! Even his cap falling off didn’t stop him running away with his dog.
I limped back to my place in the arcade near the pen shop and I sat down on the mosaic pavement, as though it was where I sat every evening of my life. It didn’t matter what I did, so long as I did something definite.
I could see the fucking cap where it had fallen on the floor. I sat there under the curved glass-leaded roof and I cried — cried until my tears rolled stones down your mountainside.
You like our cinema? a young man’s voice enquires.
It’s you who fixed the seats here? asks Jean.
Our group did it, yes.
You cover them in the winter?
We like to sit here and think about the future. I’m eighteen, Lunatic’s seventeen and Tenebrium is fifteen. He’s the most gifted, Tenebrium. He could get Sysman Status anywhere … May I ask if you’re Polish?
No, I’m French.
We saw the French plates on your bike up on the road, but your accent made me think you might be Polish. We want to go to Gdańsk.
Yes.
There’s a genius working there in Gdańsk.
What does he do?
I wouldn’t leave your bike up on the road. There’s a thieving gang — not like us — working around Mantua. Bring the bike down here. Here with us you’re safe.
Does this track join the road?
Up by the ferry, yes. It’ll take no more than five minutes.
I should be on my way, says Jean Ferrero.
You see the hut there by the water — we call it the Hospice. It’s well stocked. Have a Coke with us before you go. Hey! Lunatic, come here, here’s the man with the red Honda CBR!
A beauty! says the boy, examining the bike.
This is Lunatic, says the one who came over to the seats, and I’m John the Baptist. And he’s Tenebrium.
You like our handles?
Handles?
The names we chose as IDs. What would you choose for yours?
Trackshine, says Jean.
That’s from where?
A signalling system term. Trackshine!
How much does a new bike like this cost?
A lot, says Jean.
You’ve done eighty-five thousand kilometres, says Tenebrium, bent over the dials.
Tenebrium wants to buy a motorbike when he’s eighteen, says John the Baptist, but he’ll have to travel for the money.
You’ve all got jobs? asks Jean Ferrero.
Not one of us. We live with our parents in Parma, when we’re not out here at the Hospice. We come here for a quiet break. Back in Parma we travel.
Travel?
All over the world, says Lunatic.
That’s why we know there’s a genius in Gdansk, says John the Baptist.
I’d say that guy in Gdansk is as great as Captain Crunch, says Tenebrium.
Captain Crunch?
Shall we tell him who Captain Crunch is? Better test him first.
Leave him alone, let him drink his Coke in peace.
Everything’s beautiful, says John the Baptist, everything which exists, except evil, is beautiful.
You see how well he chose his handle! says Lunatic. John the Baptist is his ID, and he talks like the Bible.
Do you know how much water passes here in one second? Tenebrium asks. You’ll never guess — fifteen hundred cubic metres per second! I’m telling you.
A celestial vision, continues John the Baptist peering across the opaque water to the small trees on the opposite bank, where everything is beautiful except evil. Up there in the sky there’s no need for aesthetics. Here on earth people seek the beautiful because it vaguely reminds them of the good. This is the only reason for aesthetics. They’re the reminder of something that has gone.
Look at that guy rowing his barchino! says Lunatic.
From here you can’t feel the current. If you go down to the water’s edge you get the message. It’s irresistible.
Hey, man! says Tenebrium, will you give us a ride on your bike?
Until it gets dark, Jean Ferrero drives up and down the towpath — first with Tenebrium behind him, then with Lunatic, and lastly with John the Baptist. He drives slowly, and he watches the stretch of the river which becomes more and more familiar, as if, on each trip, he was crossing it like a ferryman.
20
Incomprehensible loudspeaker announcements about departures and arrivals and the siphoning noise of a large railway station. In the main hall of the Hlavná Stanica in Bratislava I search for Zdena. She is not there. I go outside to where the taxis are waiting and there I hear a man’s voice. I don’t know whose it is.
Spotted it not too late, grey Mercedes 500 SL nosing in on far side of hot dog stand. I see Vlady recuperated another trolley. His third this afternoon. One hundred dinar — unless he flogs it for two hundred to passenger arriving late with luggage. Must catch eye of grey Mercedes 500 SL. Catch it with authority. Without authority I am dog-shit. I am trying, friend, with my head, my neck, my shoulders, my right hand, my look, to catch the Mercedes 500 SL with authority — as if I had space, as if I had a uniform with peaked cap, as if I had polished boots, and not a torn anorak, not a hat-sock and not gaping sneakers without laces. I have to catch the driver’s eye. If I catch it, the vacant parking spot is mine to offer. He may have already spotted it, yet if I catch his eye, it becomes mine before it becomes his. It was the spot I was keeping for him. Vacated one minute ago. I’ll come over like a flash. He’ll reach into his pocket, and he’ll slip me one hundred or, with luck, two. Can of Pilsner. Keep an eye on the SL, Sir. One of us here all the while, Sir, no worry. Four hundred. Could be five. I don’t catch the driver’s eye. He won’t look at me. At least I can open the door, grasp the door handle. He swings door out of my reach. He locks car with press-stud and strides off. Haven’t space any more to lay out my name. No name. I’m That Fucker There. In anorak-pocket, have, had, used to have, jackknife. Could jag it into tyres of SL. Can’t find it. Black Russian ZIL arriving. Limousine, with curtains drawn across rear windows. Driver a Caucasian. He’d run me down if he could. He’s trying to …
21
You stay the night, says Lunatic to the signalman, we’ve got mattresses and we’ll make a risotto.
Do you want to tell me who Captain Crunch was?
Is. He’s still alive, he’s in hiding.
Have you heard of the 2600-cycle tone? asks Tenebrium.