“Yeah, so what?” I take out my frustration by kicking up a spray of creek water. I hate it when he’s right. I should’ve nailed our bedroom window shut or boarded it up or something! “I saw her streakin’ across the yard towards the front woods. Ya know what that means.”
Woody will take off higgle-niggle some days, but she’s mostly got two destinations when she runs away.
One of them is to the outskirts of town. To the railroad tracks, so she can visit with the hoboes.
I like it up at the camp now, too, but the first time I chased Woody over there, I felt like most folks around here do towards those vagabonds with their stringy clothes and sole-slapping shoes. I felt disgusted to find Woody looking so content amongst the patchwork of tattered sleeping bags and cardboard houses that they set up behind the water tower. After I spent more time up there, though, I kind of understood why my sister found it a good getaway. There’s something so… I don’t know… familiar about it.
I got curious as to why the hoboes chose our particular town to squat in instead of, say, Roanoke or Goshen Pass, so I got up my nerve and asked a man named Limping Larry, who is the King of the Camp even though he only has two teeth and one ear. He showed me the special secret signs the hoboes write on trees and the sides of barns to tell others of their kind that Lexington is a good place to hop off a train because it slows there to fill up with water. He told me, “Travelers don’t have to jump out of a fast mover and risk a bad injury the way I did,” which is why he is called Limping Larry.
The hoboes don’t make the town government so happy. Because when they aren’t sleeping or telling stories around the campfire the hoboes drink, a lot, which makes them surly. Every so often, Sheriff Nash and his deputy round them up. If they aren’t fast about scattering, which they rarely are because they’re sort of run-down, some of the hoboes get sent to the Colony to dry out and the rest get tossed in the clinker until they stop seeing pink elephants.
Woody’s most absolute favorite friend at the camp is Dagmar Epps. She is Limping Larry’s girlfriend and therefore, Queen of the Camp. Dagmar is not a regular hobo. She didn’t travel here from some far-off place. Dagmar was born in town, but she went up to the camp to live because she’s sort of retarded, I think. She got pregnant three times and wasn’t married. To help her get control of her loose morals, His Honor put Dagmar’s children in an orphanage and then committed her to the hospital to have her insides taken out. Dagmar is rather cool to me, but she loves my sister, who she sometimes refers to as “Genevieve,” which I think was one of her babies’ names.
A hobo named Curry Weaver is Woody’s newest friend up at the camp. He’s only been up there for a little while, but my sister has really taken to him. That hobo is like the pied piper with that harmonica of his. He takes it out of his pocket and places it on his lips and asks in his Northern accent, “What would you like to hear this evening, Woody?” but he always performs the same tune. An excellent version of “Mr. Bojangles,” because somehow he knows that’s a very relaxing song or else that’s the only one he knows. I believe that Curry is being so friendly to us because if you’re on the run from the law, which Limping Larry told me most of the hoboes are, it helps to have friends in high places. Curry has been asking me lots of questions. About the town. My grandfather. My mother. The two of us like to sit up on the trestle that runs over the Maury River when we talk. That is as calming to me as Curry’s harmonica music is to Woody. Seeing all that water flowing below. It reminds me of Mama.
“His Honor… what is he like?” Curry asked last time I was up there.
“Well, he’s a real busy and important man. A great father. The best. Cares so much about the town, too.”
“Your mother? I heard she’s disappeared. That must be painful for you and your sister.” He looked over his broad shoulder at the camp. Woody was back there with Dagmar, who was combing my sister’s hair with a Popsicle stick. “When did she stop talking?”
“The night Mama vanished. But when I find her, she’ll start up again. I’ve got a plan.”
“What kind of plan?” he asked, like he was truly interested.
“Oh, a snatch of this, a snatch of that.” I didn’t know him well enough to fill him in, so we were quiet together, watching the birds swoop down for their dinners like the river was a big old buffet.
Curry asked me then, “What can you tell me about Doc Keller?”
“Doc Keller?” That kinda threw me. “Well, he and Papa have been best friends since they were kids. They’re fraternity brothers, too. Why do you ask?” I looked the hobo in his dark-circled eyes. “Are you not feeling well? I could arrange an appointment for you.”
Curry shrugged off my offer. I figured he must be suffering from something embarrassing that he didn’t want to talk about. I scooched away from him then. A lot of the hoboes have lice.
Obviously, I haven’t told him any Carmody family secrets, but he isn’t exactly forthcoming with me neither. I’ve asked, but he won’t tell me, who or what he was before he jumped a train and landed up here. I believe he might’ve been a teacher before he hit the skids. He’s well-spoken and wordy like that. Or maybe he’s a writer and he’s doing research for a book and just pretending to be a hobo. Like that white man who colored himself dark and wrote that story called Black Like Me, which Mama and I read and liked. That was a real eye opener. Maybe Curry’s writing Hobo Like Me. His research must get dangerous at times. He’s got a revolver hidden in the waistband of his dungarees.
I told Vera from the drugstore about him when I stopped by for Band-Aids last week because I thought if Curry could clean himself up a little they might be a nice couple and I think she’s lonely being so far away from home the same way he must be. Vera handed me my sack and told me, “Oh, yeah. I know the hobo you mean. Looks kinda like a burnt stump? Short and dark? I’ve seen him talking to a few people and makin’ phone calls in the booth next to the courthouse.”
Well, whoever he is or was, I like Curry and so does Woody, who is extremely hard to please when it comes to people.
The other times my twin has flown off, she’s headed over to the Triple S to sit with Sam. That’s where she’s going right this minute. I could just choke her, that’s how exasperated I’m feeling. And E. J.’s pokiness isn’t helping my mood any.
“Could you possibly move any slower?” I shout back at E. J. We’re not even halfway down the path that goes through the front woods. I’m worried about the time. There’s no telling with Papa. He might be laid out in his bed for fifteen minutes or a couple of hours. “You’re a turtle, Tittle.”
My sister runs over to the gas station for a lot of reasons. She is comforted by Sam’s voice. Languid, I think best describes it. Or maybe sultry. He’s also smart. Not like my summa cum laude father, but along with his extensive knowledge of baseball and crime, Sam possesses a certain way of looking at problems and solving them. Here’s an example: When I complained to him about my lack of shut-eye because I had to stay alert against Woody’s sleepwalking, Sam suggested I tie a cowbell to my sister’s finger to warn me when she was fixing to take off. I exclaimed, “That’s genius!” because I really thought it was. But with Woody’s restlessness, her tossing to and fro… what an infernal clanking that cowbell made. Sounded like our fort was under attack by a herd of heifers.
I told Sam the next morning how bad his idea worked and he shrugged and said, “I guess we’ll have to come up with something else then, won’t we. No sense crying over spilt milk.”
Please don’t go thinking that sort of merrymaking is typical. Sam Moody is no socialite. He refers to most folks as “lying ass-holes” without saying, “Excuse my French.” He’s fond of me and Woody, though. And E. J., who he’s teaching to be a grease monkey so he’s got some way to make a living when he’s grown up that’s better than mowing lawns and chopping wood.