“In this motor court.”
“With both of them?”
“They were in bedrooms. I was on a couch in the front room.”
“Platonic?”
“We’d all had quite a bit to drink.”
“Then what?”
“About ten-thirty in the morning we had tomato juice. The girls cooked up a breakfast. They weren’t feeling too good and I was feeling like hell. I got away from there, went to my own motel, took a shower, and went down to a barbershop, got shaved and massaged and — Well, from there on I can account for my time.”
“Every minute of it?”
“Every minute of it.”
“Where was the motor court?”
“Out on Sepulveda.”
Bertha said, “You see, Donald, these were a couple of San Francisco babes on an auto tour. Mr. Billings thinks they knew each other pretty well, that they may have been relatives, or may have been working together in an office somewhere. Apparently they’d planned an auto tour of the country on their vacation. They wanted to see a Hollywood night spot and see if they could get a glimpse of a movie star. When Mr. Billings offered to dance with them they were willing to play along but they were playing the cards close to their chest and wouldn’t let the party split up.
“Mr. Billings offered to drive them in his car but they said they were going to drive their own car. He — Well, he didn’t want to say good night too soon.”
Billings looked at me and shrugged his shoulders. “One of these babes had gone for me, and I’d gone for her,” he said. “I thought I might get rid of the chaperon if I tagged along. I didn’t. I’d had a little more to drink than I thought. When we got out to the motor court I proposed a nightcap and — Well, either they loaded it on me or I’d already had too much. The next thing I knew I was all alone and then it was daylight and I had a beautiful hangover.”
“How were the girls the next morning?”
“Sweet and cordial.”
“Affectionate?”
“Don’t be silly. They weren’t in the mood any more than I was. We’d all of us been seeing the town.”
“And what do you want?”
“I want to find those two girls.”
“Why?”
“Because,” Bertha said, “he’s uneasy now that it seems Maurine Auburn has disappeared.”
“Why beat about the bush?” Billings said. “She’s Gabby’s moll. She knows who pumped the lead into him. She didn’t tell the police but she knows. Suppose someone should think that she told me?”
“Any particular reason why she should tell you?” I asked.
“Or,” he said hastily, “suppose something’s happened to her? Suppose the milk bottles keep on piling up on her porch?”
“Did Maurine Auburn give you her name?”
“No. She just told me I could call her ‘Morrie.’ It was when I saw her picture in the paper that I knew what I’d been up against.
“The guys with her must have been mobsters. Think of me barging up and asking for a dance!”
“Do that sort of thing often?” I asked.
“Certainly not. I’d been drinking, and I’d been stood up.”
“And then you went out and picked up these two babes?”
“That’s right, only they made it remarkably easy for me. They were on the prowl themselves — just a couple of janes on a vacation looking for a little adventure.”
“What names did they give you?” I asked.
“Just their first names, Sylvia and Millie.”
“Who was the one that you fell for?”
“Sylvia, the little brunette.”
“What did the other one look like?”
“A redhead who had a possessive complex as far as Sylvia was concerned. She knew all the answers and didn’t want me asking questions. She built a barbed wire fence around Sylvia and kept her inside of it. She may have loaded my drink with something besides liquor. I don’t know. Anyway, she produced the bottle for a nightcap and I went out like a light.”
“They consented to let you take them home?”
“Yes. As a matter of fact, they hadn’t checked in anywhere yet. They wanted a motor court.”
“You went in their car?”
“That’s right.”
“Did they register when you got to this motor court?”
“No. They asked me to register. That was the nicest way of asking me to pay the bill. In a motor court you pay in advance.”
“Were you driving their car?”
“No. Sylvia was driving the car. I was sitting in the front seat next to Millie.”
“Millie was in the middle?”
“Yes.”
“And you told Sylvia where to drive?”
“Yes. She wanted to know where to get a good motor court. I told her I’d try and get one for her.”
“And you picked this court out on Sepulveda?”
“We passed up a couple that had a sign ‘No Vacancy’ but this one had a vacancy sign.”
“You went in there?”
“Yes, we drove in.”
“Who went to the office?”
“I did.”
“And you registered?”
“Yes.”
“How did you register?”
“I can’t remember the name I thought of.”
“Why didn’t you use your own name?”
He looked at me scornfully and said, “You’re a hell of a detective. Would you have used your name under the circumstances?”
“When it came to putting down the make and license number of the automobile what did you do?”
“There,” he said with a burst of feeling, “is where I made the mistake. Instead of going out and getting the license number of their automobile I just made up one out of my head.”
“And the person who was running the motor court didn’t go out to check it?”
“Of course not. If you look reasonably respectable they never go out to check the license number. Sometimes they just check the make of the automobile and that’s all.”
“What make of car was it?”
“A Ford.”
“And you registered it as a Ford?”
“Yes. Why all the third degree? If you don’t want the case give me back my retainer and I’ll be on my way.”
Bertha Cool’s eyes glittered. “Don’t be silly. My partner is simply trying to get the facts of the case so we can help you.”
“It sounds to me as though he’s cross-examining me.”
“He doesn’t mean anything by it,” Bertha said. “Donald will locate these girls for you. He’s good.”
“He’d better be,” Billings said sullenly.
“Is there anything else,” I asked, “that you can tell us that will help?”
“Not a thing.”
“The address of the motor court?”
“I gave it to Mrs. Cool.”
“What was the number of your cabin at the court?”
“I can’t remember the number, but it was the one on the right at the far corner. I think it was Number Five.”
I said, “Okay. We’ll see what we can do.”
Billings said, “Remember that if you find these women there’s to be a five-hundred-dollar bonus.”
I said, “That bonus business doesn’t conform to the rules of ethics that are laid down for the operation of a private detective agency.”
“Why not?” Billings asked.
“It makes it too much like operating on a contingency fee. They don’t like it.”
“Who doesn’t like it?”
“The people who issue the licenses.”
“All right,” he said to Bertha, “you find the girls and I’ll donate five hundred dollars to your favorite charity.”
“Are you nuts?” Bertha asked.
“What do you mean?”
“My favorite charity,” Bertha told him, “is me.”
“Your partner says contingency fees are out.”
Bertha snorted.
“Well, no one’s going to tell anyone about it,” Billings said, “unless you get loquacious.”