1) Three cases of Mountain Dew. Original flavor only.
2) One new “Bruce Lee” yellow tracksuit. XXL size only.
3) One Motel 9 “All You Can Eat” breakfast buffet voucher.
Sincerely,
Avery Bartholomew Pendleton
P.S. – The New York Yankees won’t lose forever. You should keep my phone number handy. The chupacabra will have its revenge…