There’s lots to do
Plenty to see
And that’s why you
Should get married to me
In the morning, when the charming wife was gone, I told the professor that the attic toilet had gone hors de service, but that I thought I’d fixed it. He said, “Oh, I’m so sorry, yes, that toilet is very delicate.”
An MFA student, a poet, had been assigned the job of driving me to the airport. She played me her favorite song, which was a live performance of “In the Gloaming,” done by Jonatha Brooke in a cappella harmony with another woman. “Will you think of me and love me,” Jonatha Brooke sings, “As you did once long ago?” The MFA student and I drove up the ramp to the airport drop-off doing our best not to cry our eyes out. She closed the trunk and I thanked her and flew home.
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I’VE FINISHED SEASON TWO of Downton Abbey and burned out on episodes of The Office—Dwight is simply intolerable. Instead today I watched a little of John Cusack’s movie War, Inc., and then I watched him and Minnie Driver in Grosse Pointe Blank. Minnie Driver plays a woman with a radio show in Grosse Pointe, Michigan, and John Cusack plays a disillusioned hit man, formerly employed by the CIA.
People believe that the CIA is forever — that it’s an immovable fixture of American government, like Congress or the Supreme Court — but it was begun with an executive order by a president and it could be ended just as easily. It exists by presidential whim. Obama could shut it down tomorrow, but he doesn’t want to. People believe wars are inevitable, that human nature can’t change, but think of capital punishment. In England people were once disemboweled and castrated in front of a cheering crowd, with their heads put on spikes for viewing. In India they executed criminals by dragging them through the streets and having an elephant step on their heads. Now most countries have outlawed capital punishment. Or think of dueling. Ben Jonson killed a man in a duel. Manet dueled an art critic and wounded him with a sword. Pushkin, who fought dozens of duels, died of a bullet wound to the abdomen. Abraham Lincoln almost fought a duel. Nobody duels now. It’s inconceivable. It isn’t basic to anything. Centuries of patrician tradition, absurd rituals, faces slapped, gauntlets stiffly thrown, times appointed, companions holding out pistols in velvet cases in the park at dawn, the iron laws of honor — we know now it’s all hokum. Progress is possible. Drones on autopilot are not inevitable.
Although she’s British, Minnie Driver can do a remarkably good American accent. She’s got a good ear. She can sing, too, I just found out. She’s got a song about how she wants to be taken out into the deeper water. I like it and I like her big mouth and her big jaw. She’s a bigmouthed babe. She had a fling with the man who starred in The Bourne Identity. It ended badly, as I remember. Matt Damon. He broke up with her on Oprah, which doesn’t seem like something Jason Bourne would do. Another actress who can really sing is Scarlett Johansson. She hums and wails and whispers in a song by J. Ralph called “One Whole Hour.” “I know just what it’s like,” she says, “to wait for a voice inside.” The music makes the words fit. Did Scarlett go out with Matt Damon, too? No, but he starred with her in a family movie called We Bought a Zoo. No elephants step on criminals’ heads in that movie. It’s just not done anymore.
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THE BOURNE IDENTITY has one of the best movie scores ever written. It’s by John Powell, a British composer. It begins with a big bassoon solo, sailing in over a long chord in the strings. Think of that, beginning a spy movie with a bassoon. I first saw The Bourne Identity in a hotel room in Washington, D.C. I had just been in a march against the Iraq War, which was imminent. It’s the only protest march I’ve ever been in. We took to the streets and we walked around neighborhoods in Washington shouting crude rhymes: “One, two, three, four, we don’t want your oil war.” My sign said: THIS WAR WILL DO NO GOOD. The march didn’t do much good, either, unfortunately. We’re still waiting on the world to change.
Roz was with me, and when we went up to the hotel room our feet hurt from marching all day. We took off our shoes and ordered a pizza and watched The Bourne Identity and loved it, and I thought, This is about the best movie score I’ve ever heard, and I want to hear it again. So I bought it. For the percussion section, Powell uses crazy camera-shutter sounds, huge flabby drums, shakers, rattling sheets of what sounds like fiberglass or plywood, and sixty-megahertz electrical feedback hums. There’s a touch of Batucada Fantástica in it, but it’s its own thing — and there’s not a cheesy passage in the whole score. I’d give anything to have written that music. Composers have ripped off Powell’s Bourne score many times since then. You’ll suddenly hear it in a fight scene or a chase scene. I wonder whether Powell is upset at being strip-mined that way — maybe not. The movie score business has a low opinion of itself, and its leading lights seem unconcerned by everyone’s habit of adaptive reuse. Powell worked for a while with Hans Zimmer, and Hans Zimmer is one of the biggest and cheerfullest ripper-offers of them all, to the point where the Holst Foundation brought suit against him for stealing music note for note from The Planets. One of Powell’s colleagues in the Zimmer atelier was Harry Gregson-Williams. Listen to the Bourne Identity soundtrack and then watch Déjà Vu, with Denzel Washington — score by Harry Gregson-Williams. You’ll gasp at the audacity in places. It isn’t plagiarism — no spot is precisely the same — and yet it’s a theft of almost everything good about Powell’s score, harmonies, percussion, slow solos, mood builds. It’s worse than the endless classical music recyclings by John Williams, who has rifled every late Romantic pocket, and James Horner of Titanic fame. And yet Powell and Gregson-Williams were colleagues and friends under Zimmer. Maybe Powell gave his permission, I don’t know. I’d like to know. I think about this a lot.
Debussy was stolen from constantly during his lifetime, not just by Stravinsky but by everyone. His originality was smothered in a wave of second-tier Debussyism. It depressed him. In 1915 he told a friend that the Debussyists were killing him. No, as a matter of fact, tobacco was killing him.