The plane shuddered, and people were screaming. Black smoke coiled from the engine nearest Richard, and he gripped the arms of his seat. He heard a shout that the pilot was dead, yet the plane remained steady, though losing height in its descent towards Nihilon airport, whose lights of dusk glimmered in the distance. He had been counting the seconds of life as they passed by, in order to stay conscious, but he now forgot to continue, and was dragged more and more into becoming part of the desperate shambles of the plane, for bullets were smashing into and through it, as if the Cronacians, said the professor, were intent on their revenge, and out to besmirch the good name and hitherto unblemished safety record of Nihilon Airways.
A squadron of Nihilon war-planes had been sent up, and those passengers who could see them were cheered at the sight of all twelve on a keel-haul under the belly of the airliner. But they were slow and shivering biplanes with two old men in each, going out to do battle with the voracious, aerobatic Pugs. ‘What a glorious sight our aircraft are,’ said the professor. ‘They’ll save us from certain death.’
Two of them were already spinning down in flames, and Richard hoped that enough would stay in the air to distract the Pugs until they had landed. ‘Why don’t you have modern jet-fighter planes?’
‘We are putting so much effort into our space programme,’ explained the professor, ‘that modern war-planes just can’t be built. Nihilon is planning a space spectacular, due to begin any day now. The government is pinning all its hope for survival on it, which is why we have to strike, and strike hard, and strike soon, to bring the whole rotten edifice crashing down.’
A laugh sounded from the mouthpiece. ‘Apart from that,’ the professor went on in a different tone of voice, ‘how can you expect Geriatrics to handle complicated supersonic war-planes?’
Flames lit up the darkness of the long passenger cabin, and a calm voice said from the loudspeakers:
‘We are now approaching Nihilon airport. Will customers kindly begin smoking, and unfasten their seat belts? We trust that you have had a pleasant journey, and hope that you will have an opportunity of using our airline again soon. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.’
Richard held his breath. Could it be that he would survive this terrible journey after all? He felt as if he had been living it forever.
Chapter 13
Benjamin, having lost a litre of blood, a complete repair kit, and his windscreen, was at least glad to know that all formalities were at last behind him, and that he was now well and truly inside Nihilon. Experience with other countries told him that the worst was over, as he took a large bar of chocolate from the glove-box and ate it as if it were meat. This immediately made him feel better, and he decided to get as far into the country as he could before nightfall.
The road climbed in hairpin curves towards a pass, which he could see ahead, formed by two enormous jutting walls of mountain. The cold Alpine air flowed icily into his car, so he stopped by the roadside to put on a leather trench-coat, thick scarf, and woollen hat, cursing the customs bandits for the loss of his windscreen, which both cut down his speed and made him cold.
Beyond the pass the road became a mere trail of mud and broken rocks, with tree trunks sometimes laid across, low down in the ground, so that riding over them was designed to corrugate his backbone. As if to mock him, traffic signs put the speed limit at a hundred kilometres per hour. Perhaps this deception, and such broken routes, were meant as obstacles to any Cronacian incursion, though he couldn’t see them doing the tourist trade much good.
Grey crags of cloud flew low across the sky, and spots of rain flicked into his cheeks and forehead. When the road inexplicably improved to a narrow but perfect surface, the speed-sign indicated only twenty kilometres per hour, but he decided to ignore this piece of Nihilonian mockery, and geared his engine up to a smooth sixty. Therefore, he did not see the deep trench splitting the road. Taken too fast, the jolt was almost hard enough to snap head from shoulders, and but for the miraculous suspension of his Thundercloud Estate car, he would have proceeded into Nether Nihilon on foot, if not on a stretcher.
He passed a roadmender’s house, with several modern highway construction machines rusting outside, and a score of ragged children clambering happily over them. A circle of men sat on chairs, engrossed in some primitive gambling game. One knocked out his pipe on a pile of road signs, and waved at Benjamin as he went by.
Around the next bend, at the edge of a flat upland zone, was a garage. A prominent poster advertised in several languages that windscreens were for sale, so Benjamin thought he would attempt to buy one.
The service station was a group of large sheds set back from the road, with a single petrol pump at the exit end, towards which he drove his car. A sheet of cardboard fastened to the pump with a piece of string had: DO SMOKE written on it, which pleased him because he wouldn’t have to put out his cigar. Beyond the sheds were fields and gardens, in which young men and women were toiling.
A young garage proprietor of medium height, wearing rimless spectacles above pimpled cheeks, smartly dressed in a pin-striped suit, his fat neck held together by a white shirt-collar and sober grey tie, a ring on his left middle finger, a clipboard in one hand and a pen in the other, an expression of worried concern on his face, whose blue eyes and brown wavy hair nevertheless reflected an inspired blaze of commerce, walked towards him in bare feet, and leaned against the car door to ask how many windscreens he wanted.
‘Only one,’ said Benjamin. ‘I don’t wipe my nose on them.’
‘My customers usually buy six, sir.’
‘I’ve got one car,’ Benjamin retorted, restarting his engine and ready to leave, ‘not six. If you won’t sell me one I’ll go to the next garage.’
The proprietor stepped away for fear the wheels should run over his bare feet. ‘I didn’t say I wouldn’t sell you one.’
‘But you started to argue,’ Benjamin shouted, ‘and I’m tired of arguing in this damned country. All I want is a new windscreen, and if you haven’t got one, say so.’
‘Will you be needing any petrol sir?’ he asked, as if no exchange had so far taken place.
He got out of the car. ‘No, I don’t want petrol. Just a windscreen. All right?’
‘Tyres?’
‘No tyres. How long will it take to fix the windscreen?’
‘Not long at all. Oil?’
‘No. Can I get coffee, or food?’
He pointed to an adjoining hut. ‘What about a new fanbelt? Things get more expensive further on, as well as non-existent.’
Benjamin loomed against him, accidentally treading on one of his bare feet so that the young man sprang back with pain: ‘That’s why I don’t wear shoes. Everyone gets angry with me, and so my shoes get all dirty and ruined. It’s better to get my feet hurt. At least that’s what I tell myself when I’m being reasonable about it beforehand.’
‘You shouldn’t run such a cheating scheme,’ Benjamin said, though sorry for him.
‘What else can I do?’ the man cried. ‘Our regular customers never pay their bills, so we have to earn money somehow. What profit we make comes from selling windscreens to foreigners, but we pay a lot of it to the savage, rapacious, extortionate customs men. That’s why I’d like you to kindly buy at least six windscreens, otherwise we shan’t even cover our running costs this month. You can strap them on your luggage rack, and perhaps sell them at a profit in the interior.’ He ran across the space between the car and the nearest hut, as Benjamin prised a muddy stone loose to throw at him: ‘No, please, my suit!’