Robin pulled him into the woods behind the Colonial Restaurant, tossing over her shoulder, “You got enough for a room?”
He didn’t answer, couldn’t believe this was actually happening. She was holding his hand, walking him through the woods, like they were on a date. He wanted to hear her voice again. The tone was soothing, even though she was obviously in a hurry to get this over with.
She stopped, still holding his hand. “Hey, I asked if you have enough for a room.” She indicated the woods. “I don’t do it outside like some fucking animal.”
He had to clear his throat so he could speak. His heart was pounding so hard in his chest that he could feel his shirt moving. “Yeah.”
She didn’t move. “You’re sweating.”
“Sorry,” he said, taking back his hand, wiping the palm on the leg of his jeans. He felt a stupid, uncomfortable smile on his lips. “I’m sorry,” he repeated.
She was giving him that hard look again, trying to figure out what he had in mind. Her hand was tucked into her purse. “You okay?”
John looked around, thinking no matter what she carried in her bag, it was a real mistake for her to be taking strange men into the woods. “It’s not safe here,” he said. “I could be anybody.”
“You’ve never done this before.” She wasn’t asking a question, just stating the obvious.
He thought of Randall, that kid at the rental store, the way his Adam’s apple had bobbed in his throat when John crowded in on him. John could feel his own throat clenching, making it hard for him to talk.
“Hey,” she said, rubbing her hand on his arm. “Come on, big boy. It’s okay.”
John noticed that her voice had changed. He didn’t know why, but suddenly, she was talking to him like he was a human being instead of something she had to scrape off the bottom of her shoe.
“I didn’t want to do this,” he told her, realizing his tone was different, too. Soft. Real soft like he was trusting her, sharing something with her. Without warning, his mouth opened, and out slipped, “Oh, God, you’re so pretty,” like he was some kind of pathetic freak. He tried to make it better, adding, “I know that sounds stupid, but you are.” He scanned her face, trying to come up with something else to say, some proof that he wasn’t some kind of freak she should pepper spray.
Her mouth looked soft, the kind of mouth you could kiss forever.
No, he couldn’t talk about her mouth. That was too sexual.
Her nose?
No, that was stupid. Nobody talked about pretty noses. They breathed, they ran sometimes and you blew them. They were just there on your face.
“You okay?” she asked.
“Your eyes,” he blurted out, feeling like even more of an idiot than before. He’d said the words so loudly that she’d flinched. “I mean,” he began, lowering his voice again. “I’m sorry. I was just thinking that your eyes…” Christ, she was wearing so much makeup it was hard to tell. “I think you have nice eyes.”
She stared at him, probably wondering how fast she could get the Mace out of her purse and douse him, maybe wondering if she could snatch his money when he went down. “You know,” she finally said, “you don’t have to woo me. Just pay me.”
He tucked his hand into his pocket.
“Not now, baby,” she said, nervous suddenly. He was doing something wrong. There was a way to do this and John didn’t know.
“I’m sorry-” he apologized.
“You pay me in the room,” she told him, waving for him to follow her. “It’s just over here.”
He stood in place, his feet refusing to move. Christ, he felt like he was a pimply kid again trying to get to second base.
She finally sounded annoyed. “Come on, big boy. Time is money.”
“Let’s stay here,” he said, and when she started to protest, he talked over her. “No, not like that. Let’s just stand here and talk.”
“You wanna talk? Get a shrink.”
“I’ll pay you.”
“This some twist for you?” she asked. “I start talking and you jerk yourself off? No way.”
She was walking back toward the road and he scrambled to get the money out of his pocket. Some of the bills flew out of his hand and he dropped to the ground, picking them up. When he looked up, she was still moving away.
He said, “Fifty dollars!” and she froze.
She turned slowly, and he couldn’t tell if the offer had made her more annoyed or just plain angry.
“Here,” he said, standing up, walking over to her and putting the cash in her hand. There were a lot of ones, a couple of fives-all part of his take from the tip box back at the car wash.
He said, “I’ll keep my pants on, okay? No funny stuff.”
She tried to give him back the money. “Don’t fuck with me, okay?”
“I’m not,” he told her, hearing a tinge of desperation in his voice. He was going to scare her away again and this time no amount of money would get her back. “Just talk,” he said, pressing the money back on her. “Just tell me something.”
She rolled her eyes, but she kept the money. “Tell you what?”
“Anything,” he said. “Tell me…” Jesus, he couldn’t think of a damn thing. “Tell me…” He stared at her, willing her face to give him a clue- anything that would keep her here a little longer. He looked at her beautiful mouth, the way it was twisted with irritation and maybe something that looked like curiosity. “Your first kiss,” he decided. “Tell me about your first kiss.”
“You have got to be kidding me.”
“No,” he said. “I’m not.” He took a couple of steps away from her, held his hands out to the side so she could see he wasn’t going to do himself. “Just tell me about your first kiss.”
“What, you want me to say it was with my sister? My father?”
“No,” he said, shaking his head. “Please don’t lie.”
She crossed her arms, her eyes giving him the once-over. “You’re giving me fifty bucks to tell you about my first kiss?”
He nodded.
She looked behind her, then looked back at him. She counted the money out, crisp bills tugged from one hand to the other as her lips moved silently. “All right,” she finally said, tucking the wad of cash down the front of her shirt. “Stewie Campano.”
He laughed at the name.
“Yeah,” she said, smiling for the first time. She had perfect, straight teeth. “Real Romeo, our Stewie.”
“You went out with him?”
“Hell no,” she said, insulted. “He was two years younger than me, one of my little brother’s friends. We were playing around one day.”
“Playing what?” Her brow furrowed and he quickly said, “No, I’m not looking for that. I just want to know what you were doing.”
“Swimming in his pool,” she said, hesitant, obviously still trying to see what John’s angle was. “That was the only reason I’d go over there with my brother, because Stewie had a swimming pool.”
John felt his smile come back.
She had decided to continue the story. “So, like I said, it was late one night, full moon and all that, and we were playing in the pool, just horsing around, and he looked at me and I looked at him and then he just leaned over and kissed me.”
“Real kiss or a kid kiss?”
“Kid kiss,” she said, a smile working its magic on her face. She was truly beautiful, the kind of dark-haired, olive-skinned woman that poets wrote about.
Her smile turned mischievous. “Then a real kiss.”
“Go, Stewie,” John said, creating the image in his mind-the backyard, the moon, the various floats and flotsam in a family pool. “How old were you?”