Try turnin’ it left to right, instead o’ right to left.
Skipper muttered to Shogg, Y’know, I think she inherited a double portion o’ brains!
Shogg stifled a giggle. Aye, but not from yore side o’ the family, mate!
The stone moved without too much difficulty. When it would turn no further, Churk gave it a healthy shove southward. It slid aside. Triss peered down a dusty flight of steps into the darkness below.
Welcome to Brockhall, friends!
39
Whidge had regained consciousness, finding himself bound to the stake in front of the serpents’ lair. He moaned and whined piteously, until both Ratguards and Freebooters were tired of his whimpering.
Tazzin shook her head in disgust. I wuz never too fond o’ that ole misery.
If’n’e keeps that weepin’ up, I’ll finish’imoff meself!
Kurda gave Riggan a sly wink before she answered Tazzin. No, no, mine friend, ve need ‘im alive or der serpents might lose de interest, den ve get no booty. Keep der rat quiet, but don’t slay ‘im.
Tazzin crept out from cover. Hurling herself on Whidge, she gagged the wretched searat with his own broad belt. There, that’ll keep ye quiet.
You just lie there an’ wiggle about a bitÑI’ll see ye get yore share o’ the loot!
Whidge lay wide-eyed, staring into his former shipmate’s hard features.
The only noise he could make was Mmfff!
Tazzin patted him reassuringly Aye, that’s the stuff, but mind now, if’n ye get much noisier’n that ... well. She licked the blade of her knife, grinned wickedly at him and departed to hide behind a sycamore with Grubbage.
Kurda conferred with Riggan. Get dem finking about loot und booty an’
ve haff dose seascum on our side, yarr. You sure der serpents are in dere?
Riggan watched the door in the oak trunk. Oh, I’m shore, marm. Trackin’
that ‘ellish smell to yon oak was no trouble. Those snakes are in there, all right, I’d stake me life on it.
Kurda’s pink eyes were as cold as ice as she tested her sabre edge.
You better hope you don’t lose your stake.
The bright summer day drifted by with the pace of a leisurely snail, warm sun and humming insects combining to soften the menace that hovered over the still, green woodland. The stoat Scummy spread out on some moss behind an elm and closed his eyes. A nearby Ratguard prodded the Freebooter with his spearbutt.
Hoi, yore s’posed to be watchin’, not snoozin’.
Scummy opened one eye and glared balefully at the rat. Mind yer own business, I’ll do wot I like, see!
The Ratguard was slightly taken aback. Better not let Cap’n Vorto or Princess Kurda catch ye!
Ripper the searat curled his lip at the speaker. Wot are we supposed t’do, then, sit ‘ere to attention all day? We’ve ‘ad little sleep anardly a bite to eat. I’m gonna get some o’ those whortleberries growin’ over yonder. Yew stay awake an’ keep guardÑyore a Ratguard, ain’t yer? We’re Freebooters, we do wot we like!
As time meandered slowly by, summer cast its warm spell over the glade.
Anybeast out of Kurda and Vorto’s sight took advantage of the torpor and dozed off, crew-beasts and soldiers alike. Even Kurda could not halt her eyelids from drooping.
Vorto tried to remain attentive, whispering to Riggan, who was still watching through half-closed eyes, Those serpents would’ve showed theirselves by now if’n they was really in there. You sure you saw ‘em go in?
The tracker gave Vorto a pitying look. I trailed’em’ere. I never saw the snakes enter, I got’ere too late fer that. But they’re in there, all right.
Whidge was lying quite still. Vorto did not realise that the old searat had been suffocated by his own belt. Look at’im. Don’t seem t’be too bothered by it all, does’e?
Down inside the dusty gloom of Brockhall, Zassaliss slithered forward, pulling his brother and sister along with him. Ssssssoft now, sssssssilent! Let usssss sssssee what issss happening outssssside.
As they passed the mummified remains of their mother and King Sarengo, locked together in death’s eternal embrace, Sesstra hissed malevolently, The time hasssss come to make them pay for thisssss!
Leaving a rearguard of Guosim shrews aboveground, Triss led the woodlanders down the steps into Brockhall. It was gloomy and musty, with the awful odour hanging thick upon the still air. Sagax tried to keep his voice from echoing into the tunnel as he murmured to Skipper, D’you think we should chance a light?
The otter Chieftain mentally debated the point for a moment. A light could get us seen. But I think we should’ave one down’ere,’cos we need to see. Hmm, we’d be best off with a small’un that don’t flare up too bright.
Churk felt along the rough rock wall until she encountered a bend.
There’s one here, will this do?
It was a candle lamp, with a good thick candle stump in it. Log a Log set flint to tinder and lit it. Aye, this’ll do fine. The crystal glass is all dusty, but it’ll give us enough light t’see wot we’re doin’.
The lamp gave off a soft golden light upon an eerie scene. Brockhall, the once-legendary home of badgers and their woodland friends, was in a sad state of neglect. Cobwebs clung everywhere and tree roots hung like tentacles from wall and ceiling. The whole ancient place was deeply coated in dust, with sinister drag marks down the centre of each winding passage. There were side chambers, some with the doors broken down, others screened by curtains, which crumbled and disintegrated at a touch.
Sagax and Shogg entered one and looked around. It had once been a comfortable bedchamber, but now the wonderfully carved furniture was woodworm-riddled and broken. Snake-skins, shed in previous seasons, caused revulsion among the seekers as they burst and crinkled underpaw.
Out in the corridor, Triss called in an echoing whisper, Stay together, don’t anybeast stray off alone.
Mokug shuddered. Good advice, missy, I’m all fer that!
Log a Log placed a paw against the hamster’s mouth. An’ don’t speak lessen ye have to, t’ain’t safe in’ere!
Scarum strode blithely up the path, munching on a hefty apple-and-blackcurrant flan. Chuckling to himself, he cut off into the woodlands. Dozy old bunch, wot! Jolly impudent, too, I’d say. Fancy thinkin’ y’could demote a garrison commander to a drudge of all work, cads! Chap of my blinkin’ skills, wot? Didn’t take me a bloomin’ tick to escape that lot. Huh, starvin’ for three days on lettuce leaves an’
water, fat chance! They’d find my young wasted body dead after just two flamin’ days o’ that nonsense. Hey ho for the open air an’ fiddle dee dee for those old buffers. Join up with the chaps, that’s the ticket!
Comrades staunch an’ true, with lots of rations an’ so forth. Y’can’t go paw-sloggin’ without loads of fodder t’keep fur’n’scut together, no sah!
The incorrigible young hare strode jauntily along, armed with a pillowcase full of food from Red wall’s kitchens and a window pole with a metal hook on one end, his chosen weapon. With neither care nor conscience, he composed a marching song as he went on his way: I’m a one chap regiment,
Don’t y’dare stand in me way,
No Abbey cell could suit me well,
On such a jolly day.
O trampitty tramp I’m marchin’,
Stand fast the Buffs, I sing.
If I had a drum I’d go rumpetty turn,