She went over to the sofa and checked on Yancy, who still hadn’t stirred. Did she wake him and try to get food down him now, when it was most convenient for her, or wait until he woke naturally? He’d been exhausted, so he’d probably sleep for quite a while, maybe even through the night-which brought up another possible problem.
What if she let him sleep, eventually went to bed herself, and left him alone down here? She tried to anticipate what might happen if he woke, groggy, in a strange place without a light to guide him to the bathroom if he needed to go. Come to that, he didn’t know where the bathroom was, and she didn’t know if he had the strength to wander around looking for it.
She doubted he’d think it was funny if she set an empty bottle beside the sofa with a note that said, Use this.
Where was a potty chair when she needed one? She would take delight in setting it out for him, knowing she would be enraged and humiliated if someone did that to her, but hey, she was still miffed about the whole choking thing.
She sighed; she had to be an adult about this. Too bad, though. On the other hand, he had said to throw something at him. She could do that. Boy, could she do that.
He was lying on the sofa’s throw pillows, but Tricks’s stuffed animals were soft, and she’d conveniently piled them in front of the sofa so Bo wouldn’t even have to fetch them. She selected a teddy bear from the pile and tossed it onto his stomach. “Hey!”
Nothing. He didn’t even twitch.
Tricks’s head shot up, though, and her attention riveted on the new game. She trotted over, every muscle alert with eagerness. To head her off-because she was completely capable of leaping onto his stomach after her bear-Bo dropped the duck she’d picked up and said, “Come on, sweetie, let’s get you fed.” Only food would derail Tricks’s attention from playing.
With Tricks prancing along beside her she went back into the kitchen, opened the plastic bin of dog food, and dipped out the appropriate amount. Because Tricks liked treats to enliven her meal, she chipped up a little bit of sliced turkey into the dry food, then set the bowl down in the raised feeder.
Tricks looked at the food, then up at Bo. She waited.
“Okay, it’s one of those nights,” Bo sighed. Having fought the food wars for all of Tricks’s life, she knew the battles to pick. This wasn’t one of them. She bent down and selected a piece of kibble, offered it to Tricks. Tricks turned her head away, as if the kibble wasn’t worthy of being considered and she was offended that Bo had offered it.
Bo dropped the kibble back in the bowl, then rubbed behind Tricks’s ears and crooned to her how pretty she was, that she was the prettiest puppy in the world, and sometimes she needed her head pinched off for being such a PITA, but it was said in that loving croon and Tricks ate it up. Bo selected another piece of kibble, offered it for inspection. This time Tricks sniffed at it as if this one had possibilities, then turned her head away again. Bo once more went through the ear-rubbing and love-talking routine, then picked up the third piece of kibble. Tricks sniffed it, thought a minute as if weighing whether or not she’d been praised enough, then daintily took the kibble from Bo’s fingers. It passed muster because she gave a pleased wag of her tail and without further ado lowered her head to the food bowl and began eating.
Bo rolled her eyes at her canine diva and while Tricks was occupied, hurried back to her guest/patient. Hands down, he was more trouble than the dog.
She grabbed the stuffed duck from the floor and tossed it at him. It landed on his stomach. He didn’t wake.
“Damn it,” she muttered, and pick up the one-legged giraffe. Tricks had torn off the other three legs but used the remaining one to sling the giraffe from side to side when she was “killing” it. Now that Tricks had started eating, it wouldn’t take her long to finish, and Bo needed to get him awake before that happened. She wound up and put some muscle behind the throw. The giraffe hit him full in the face.
He started awake pretty much the same way he had before when he’d choked her, except this time his attacker was a mangled stuffed animal. She saw the fierce glitter of his eyes as he lunged upward, then he gave a deep groan and collapsed back onto the sofa, his free hand going to his chest and his expression a grimace of pain.
Horrified, Bo’s eyes widened and she clapped one hand over her mouth, then immediately removed it to say with fervent guilt, “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry!”
He fought off the pain and opened his reddened lids. “What the hell?” he rasped, breathing hard.
It was almost a replay of the choking episode, with some aspects swapped. Apologetically she said, “I was trying to wake you up-again. I tried calling, but that didn’t work. You said to throw something at you,” she added, then winced. “In practice, not a good idea.”
Cautiously, moving as slowly as a ninety-year-old, he levered himself to a sitting position. The bear and duck fell from his lap to the floor. He looked at them, then at the one-legged giraffe still clutched in his fist in a death grip. Loosening his fingers as laboriously as if the joints had frozen, he dropped it to the floor with its fellow toys, his expression carefully blank. Bo had the chilling memory of that same grip clutching her own throat. This guy obviously lived dangerously, given that he’d been shot, but it struck her like a punch in the stomach that what she knew only scratched the surface. The back of her neck prickled with warning, as if she’d been caring for what she’d thought was a dog only to realize it was really a wolf.
“The bear and duck didn’t work,” she said uncomfortably, lacing her fingers together in front of her and pushing away the unsettling comparison. She felt awful; she simply hadn’t considered how much pain he might be in, especially if he moved without thinking.
He rubbed his face, then let his breath out in a sigh. “It’s okay. How long was I asleep?”
“About two and a half hours.”
“Sorry,” he muttered. “I didn’t mean to sleep so long. I guess the drive took more out of me than I expected.”
“I imagine so, since you just got out of the hospital,” she said, keeping her tone neutral though she personally thought he needed his head examined for pushing himself that hard. The long nap didn’t seem to have done him much good; his color was still an awful shade between gray and dead white. “The reason I woke you up is, you need to eat, even if it’s just a little, and you can’t let yourself get dehydrated. Then there’s the practical stuff: can you make it up the stairs to the guest bedroom-”
He looked chagrined, as if just now considering the matter, but shook his head.
“I didn’t think so. That means you’re going to be sleeping on the couch, though I guess I could make a pallet on the floor if you’d rather be able to stretch out, but in my opinion you wouldn’t be able to get up and down by yourself.”
“I can,” he muttered. “But I’d rather not.”
“Got it.” Oddly, she did understand what he meant. If he had to, he would. If necessary, he would crawl up the stairs, or do whatever circumstances called for, but that gritty determination would cost him in pain. “In that case, I need to show you where the bathroom is, which I figure you need by now. And if you don’t, then you’re definitely dehydrated and I’m going to start pouring liquids down your throat.”
“I do,” he said. “Need the bathroom, that is.”
“Then let’s get you there.” She frowned, thinking. “I wonder where I can rent a wheelchair.”
“No,” he half-snapped. “I’m walking. I’ve had enough of wheelchairs. The only way I’ll get my strength back is by pushing myself.”