Tim, Bear, and Guerrera rolled out of Bear's Dodge Ram, and the groups seemed to hunch together. Overpowering Bing's velvet barum-ba-pum-pumming, brassy Wagnerian trills wafted from an open second-floor window. Tim picked off a slouched kid with a scruffy goatee and a cocked-back Stetson. "A biker named Lash live around here?"
"You mean the Great Mustaro?" A few of his cohorts snickered, and the kid lifted his eyes to the window screen upstairs. A curtain undulated between the mesh and a man's form in a bodybuilder flex. Thick shadow. Biceps like softballs.
Tim and Guerrera gladly let Bear lead the way. He knocked, but the classical music had reached a deafening pitch. The doorknob gave up 180 degrees. Bear leaned into the room, a hand riding his still-holstered gun.
A refrigerator of a man, naked, did deep-knee bends, exhaling prodigiously. The Sinners logo occupied his entire back, the flaming skull rippling with the movement of his muscles. SINNERS had been excised from the tattooed top rocker-a purple twist of scar tissue in its place-so his back read, ridiculously, LAUGHING…and then, beneath, FILLMORE.
On a flickering black-and-white, a hunting-cap-bedecked Elmer Fudd goosestepped through a forest to staticky Walkure accompaniment. Lash turned, revealing twinkling eyes, a nest of facial hair, and more, and grinned agreeably. He gave voice to the rising crescendo with a not-bad bass.
Tim flashed on Kaner's hulking figure facing him down on the Malibu road, the nomad's sheer size impressing itself on him anew. Huge as Lash was, Kaner still had a good four inches and hundred pounds on him.
"Mind if we turn down the TV?" Bear roared.
"What?"
"Mind if we turn down the TV?"
"What?"
This repeated a few more times until Bear resorted to sign language. The volume eased, and pleasant introductions commenced, the man shaking their hands vigorously, Tim's elbow aching with the snapping gesture. Lash seemed unsurprised by the appearance of three deputy marshals, even pleased to see them.
A circular scar stretched tight and shiny over his right biceps, pinched at the edges like a Reese's peanut butter cup. The twitch at his jaw and scurrying fingers showed off a meth high in overdrive; pockmarks said it wasn't a new habit. A silver-dollar-size patch of skin at his massive left pectoral fluttered to his heartbeat, an incongruous fragility. Scabs and bruising spotted the crooks of his elbows, his wrists, between his fingers. Continuing to stretch, Lash stepped on the end of each of Bear's sentences.
"We understand you used to ride with the S-"
"Seven years of full-color-flying mayhem."
"We had a few questions-"
"No problemo, podnuhs. You pay, right? For info? I'll leak you a few words for a price. Times are tough, my friends, times are tough."
Bear fed Lash a twenty to keep the wheels greased, letting the hundred show beneath his money clip. Lash snapped it up, the bill disappeared into a drawer, and then he was stepping into a seventies-appliance-yellow wrestling singlet, bouncing on one hairy leg as he strained into the Lycra.
Bear asked, "Why'd you get kicked out?"
"Little trouble with the needle." Lash fluttered the curtain a bit, letting the breeze pull through the screen. " Scuse the ripeness, lads, enchiladas been chasin' me around the room all night."
"The club gives a shit you used drugs?" Bear asked.
His fingers picked at the fabric, readjusting it to his contours. "Loyalty to the needle is greater than loyalty to the Sinners. We could sell but not partake. That's a lot of road time with the lady calling out from the saddlebag. I never liked the 'ow' in 'willpower.' And so it goes, my friends, and so it goes."
Guerrera indicated Lash's disrupted top-rocker tattoo. "The nomads take the 'Sinners' off your back?"
"Yup. With a wire brush. I'm appreciative, actually. They could've knifed the whole backpack-infection woulda killed me for sure." He gripped his biceps, displaying the circular scar as if offering it for purchase. "Burned over my one-percenter tat with a hot spoon. I miss that one the most, cuz I saw it every day."
"How long ago?"
"It was, shit, two years back. Before they went down for croaking those spics." A glance to Guerrera. "No offense." Lash hoisted one knee to his chest, then the other, grimacing at the hamstring tug. "They're not bad guys, Den and Kaner. They showed up, we was all like, 'Let's get this motherfucker done.' They let me have a few shots of whiskey before they held me down. Didn't use the electric drill or nothin'." He broke wind once, decisively, and headed for the door. "I'm late for an appointment. Walk with me. Your cash is still good across the street."
Lash took the steps two at a time, his stentorian humming picking up the Teutonic Warner Bros. melody. They scrambled to keep pace. He crossed the dark street, a few of the guys laughing at him and calling out. "Hey, Great Mustaro, good luck."
Lash offered a warm, crooked grin and a celebrity's departing wave. "Thanks, lads." They approached the double doors of a decrepit gymnasium, Lash still humming.
Bear said, "Listen, we really just need a few more minutes to-"
Lash hit the swing panels, and the roar of the waiting crowd inside was so shocking it put Tim back on his heels. The ropes of the elevated boxing ring had been restrung with barbed wire. The wall-folding bleachers were packed with chanting fans, men and women holding up fistfuls of cash like cartoon gamblers. A menacing form clad in orange tights and a flickering cape waited in the boxing ring. A banner overhead announced EXTREME FIGHTING SEMIFINALS.
A voice thundered, "And his opponent, at six-six, three hundred and five pounds…"
"I haven't seen three-oh-five since the eighties," Lash muttered to Bear, giving his fellow scale-tipper an elbow jostle.
"…the Great Mustaro!"
The room erupted. Lash continued his Mike Tyson charge to the ring, with Bear, Tim, and Guerrera still pursuing, befuddled. "They say grapplers are tougher than strikers," Lash shouted to them above the clamor, "but I'll take on a grappler any day."
Lash waved off an anxious older man-the gym owner? "The badge boys are okay. They're with me."
The fighter in the ring who-unintentionally?-resembled one of the dreadlocked albinos from The Matrix, beckoned with both hands; the gesture was Bruce Lee by way of Chris Farley.
"All right, lads, gimme a sec." Lash fisted the barbed wire and hoisted himself into the ring, leaving the deputies standing in the front row.
The albino charged in a football tackle, and Lash caught him over the clutching arms and hurled him against the barbed-wire ropes. The guy hung for an instant, snagged, before hitting canvas. He staggered to his feet, and Lash caught him in a surprisingly fluid fireman's carry, flipping him. He slammed the canvas so hard Tim felt it through his boots. The albino rose, snapping his fingers, and his cornerman tossed him a wooden chair. He grabbed it by a leg, whipping it at Lash's head. Lash caught the chair, yanked it free, and set it down on all four legs. He head-butted his opponent, who staggered in a sloppy circle before collapsing into the chair. Lash straddled him stripper style, continuing to administer forehead smashes like a deranged woodpecker. The chair disintegrated, but Lash kept banging away, sitting on the guy's stomach like a kid playing Chinese torture, his face splattered with his opponent's blood.
Before the deputies could intervene, the whistle blew and Lash rose. His opponent gasped and coughed blood. Tim scrambled into the ring and rolled the albino on his side; he drooled out a crimson mouthful. Lash grabbed Tim's hand and raised his arms in victory, the crowd going wild, referees and cut men pouring into the ring. Lash fisted the barbed wire and tugged it down for Tim to step over. He blazed through the boisterous crowd, Tim, Bear, and Guerrera following in his wake and ducking high fives.