Once Beefy had Skinny inside, he straightened, looked to be conversing with Stoltz. Then he slid into the front passenger seat and shut the door.
On-site smoke-up?
Nope, Stoltz drove away.
This time the Hyundai sped north into the heart of Hollywood, turned left on Selma.
Another gay pickup zone. So maybe this was a sex thing. Rory with two guys still pretending they were straight?
Aaron's head spun with possibilities as, once again, Stoltz bypassed corner loiterers, drove to Laurel Canyon, hooked right at the first opportunity, up a narrow, winding side road.
Once the Opel turned onto the quiet street, Aaron squelched his lights. Hoping some random Hollywood Division cruiser wasn't out trolling for traffic money.
The road turned steep and the Hyundai stressed its four cylinders climbing, zipping around curves, making frequent turns, chugging up brief, obscure lanes lined with darkened hillside houses. No street-lamps; all Aaron needed was a head-on with some idiot on a cell phone descending obliviously.
Rory Stoltz knew exactly where he was going, putting on maximum speed as he spurted along a series of skinny black ribbons of asphalt.
Swinging abruptly onto what at first appeared to be a driveway but turned out to be Swallowsong Lane.
A yellow sign warned No Outlet.
Aaron parked just short of Swallowsong's mouth, cut his engine, jumped out quickly, continued on foot.
Even steeper; it paid to stay in shape.
Big houses here, lots of foliage, high hedges, sports cars under tarps. Night-blooming jasmine sweetened the air. Nocturnal smog wafting up from Hollywood fought that.
Aaron made it to the top just in time to see the Hyundai pass through electric gates.
Iron gates supported by stone posts, lots of Baroque scrolls, medallions, whatever. Aaron peeked through, saw a curving driveway lined with Italian cypress, winding out of view.
Address numerals on the left column. 1001. He copied down the numerals, returned to the Opel and sat.
Endured two hours of nothing before concluding All-American Boy was unlikely to show himself.
Not a dope deal? Some kind of party?
He drove back home, flipped the lights on at Work Land, looked up the address on his reverse directory, got a phone number.
He'd wait until morning to call Assistant Technical Manager Henry Q. Stokes at the assessor's office.
Then he remembered that Henry sometimes took work home.
Was the guy an early-to-bed type? If he was, too damned bad. He tried Henry's apartment in West Covina.
Seven rings before Henry's voice came through on the other end, thick with fatigue and irritation.
“It's me.”
“What the-”
“This'll be more than a Ulysses,” said Aaron. “Two Benjamins, so don't go bitching.”
“What time is it-oh, shit, it's two twenty, man. Top of that, you screwed up a dream about Paris Hilton and her mom.”
“One oh oh one Swallowsong Lane, Hollywood Hills.”
Henry breathed hoarsely.
Aaron said, “Did you get that?”
“It can't wait?”
“ Two Dr. Franklins sound like it can?”
“You could drive down tomorrow, check it out yourself-”
“That's always true, and yet I call you, Henry. We're talking exigent circumstances.”
“More like an exigent expense account.”
“Yours is not to question why, Mr. Stokes.” Aaron repeated the address.
Henry said, “Two twenty for that-are you taping this?”
“Why would I be, Henry?”
“'Cause that's what P.I.'s do. It's one thing at work, I use an extension open to everyone. This is my friggin’ home line.”
“I don't tape.”
“That guy with the Mafia connections, he probably said the same thing.”
“Mafia bullshit,” said Aaron. “Mario Fortuno, he's a wannabe, Henry. Not to mention a resident of the federal penitentiary at-”
“Exactly,” said Stokes. “Because he taped.”
“I don't tape my friends, Henry. And what's the big deal-you're accessing public records for a small fee. Free enterprise.”
“I'm so reassured.”
“Why would I want myself on tape?” said Aaron.
No answer.
“Henry, have we ever had anything but cordial business relat-”
“Yeah, yeah… which is why calling at two thirty in the morning isn't exactly friendly. I was sleeping, man. That dream…”
“Two hundred's worth waking up for, my friend.”
“Two plus an additional fifty for fantasy theft.”
“Not a chance.”
“You had to be there, man,” said Stokes. “You think Paris is hot, you should see her-”
“Fine,” said Aaron. “Two Bens and a General Grant.”
Stokes sighed. “I'll never get the moment back. Hold on.”
Ninety seconds later, he returned to the line, voice clearer. “You're getting a bargain, dude. And I don't want to be associated with any part of this. No matter how many dead prezzes show up for the party.”
“Who owns the house?” said Aaron.
“You don't know?”
“If I knew, why would I be calling you?”
“Verification,” said Henry.
“I can't verify something I don't know, Hank. And as you always remind me, I can always drive down to that moldy archive you guys keep and find out myself-”
“Not exactly,” said Henry. “This case, you drive down and paw through the ledgers what you're gonna learn is that the deed is owned by a holding company called Malibu Sunset Trust. And that's all you're gonna learn.”
“You, on the other hand, know that…”
“Aaron, you really need to promise me this isn't going to go anywhere public. And that you don't tape.”
“I promise,” said Aaron.
“I mean it, dude.”
“I promise.”
Henry said, “The tax trail leads from this Malibu Sunset outfit to Vision Associates, Inc., of Beverly Hills to Newport Management Trust, then clear out of state. Seven Stars Management, Las Vegas.”
“Your basic paper chain,” said Aaron. “Now give me a person.”
Henry breathed hard.
“Vegas,” said Aaron. “You're worried about some mob thing? Don't sweat it, the place is all corporate now. People in stretch pants and Bermuda shorts lining up at the buffet.”
Henry said, “Lem Dement.”
Aaron checked his own surprise. His mind swelled and pulsed and raced.
Henry said, “Now'm going back to sleep, maybe if I really behave, Paris and Kathy will show up again. Hey, maybe the sister, whatsher-name, will also put her little-”
Aaron hung up and switched off the voice-activated tape recorder.
The Internet could be Aaron's best friend, but with someone like Lem Dement, overkill could render his computer useless.
A single jab at the Enter button flushed out page after page of blogo-crap.
He started with Wikipedia and fanned out.
Lemuel Houston Dement, born in Flint, Michigan, fifty-four years ago, had been raised by a UAW organizer and a Ford Motor secretary, both admirers of Trotsky. Houston and Althea Dement despised capitalism on general principles, loathed their respective jobs in specific, raised their only child with a borderline-paranoid worldview.
Taught that school was just another bourgeois trap, young Lem obliged with chronic misbehavior and rotten grades that belied his IQ. A month after high school graduation he was riveting axle bolts on the Ford assembly line. Ten months of that lit up the Exit sign in his head and he gave community college a try. Decent grades enabled a transfer to Wayne State, studying sociology for three years, then transferring to U. Mich-Ann Arbor, where he talked his way into the film school. Once in, he chased women, smoked dope and dropped acid, did minimal work, barely passed.
Cursed with a sluggish metabolism that heaped on pounds, and a face reminiscent of a boiled potato, Dement was compensated with a sour yet strangely appealing charisma that made him moderately successful with women, a gift for dialogue and the ready quip, and, most important, an innate understanding of how to lie with a camera. Nearly thirty and broke, he slept with the right woman and lucked into a gig directing industrial safety training loops.