TRUMP AND PUTIN ON A JUNGLE PLANET
ABSTRACT.
Two us and Russian presidents, Donald trump and Vladimir Putin are thrown into a parallel universe. There they must find the artifact, without which the reproduction of the human in the universe can stop. Suddenly the planet is wild and no signs of intelligent life. It seems the presidents are in a bind. Very beautiful barefoot girls. Warriors and presidents!
. CHAPTER 1
Both boys-presidents trump and Putin were in a wonderful forest. Around them stretched the jungle. Such special, colorful, with sparkling candles on the branches. And a lot of double basses sticking out of the ground, different needles, and big butts of flowers. And still what caterpillars crawl.
Length as big as the boa constrictor a caterpillar. The boys presidents looked around.
They were without weapons, without clothes, in the bodies of teenagers fourteen years. Very muscular bodies, cast as steel and beautiful. Trump is blonde, Putin is red. Boys will be boys. Another universe, where they should find a wonderful artifact for supercivilization.
Trump mumbled:
- There are two pluses: we now boys-athletes. And the second we have plenty of time, so we will never grow old!
Vladimir Putin added:
- But we can't grow up!
Donald trump sang in response:
- Young friend always be young,
You're not in a hurry to grow up...
Be cheerful, impudent, noisy,
Fight like that!
Never know aging,
Cry and laugh out of the blue!
For any population -
The scariest monster is trump!
Putin said, slyly winking at his partner. Yet in the body of the boy can be relaxed:
- Of course, you can have fun! But what are we gonna do here?
Donald suggested:
- Walk! Someone for sure will wreck! I don't think it's not civilisation.
Putin agreed with this:
- Walk!
And both strong, beautiful boys ran on the grass... They didn't run too fast. They don't need that. The forest looked quite beautiful. Grew fruits. Swarming animals resembling monkeys. Jump, what are the animals with the bright colors. There were many different butterflies....
Here comes the first predator. The type of a lion, only tails with a brush just three. And fangs protrude from the mouth such like a cleaning rod is bent.
Trump and Putin winked at each other and how to jump up and Bang a lion in the forehead with bare boy heels. They both really got a beautiful young body, much faster and stronger than human. And so fucked predator that he even fell. Then two boys-the President, began to beat him with fists and a Shin. Unleashed a series of blows on the beast... And the lion breathed his last.
The boys began to tear his skin with their bare hands. Power they have the superhuman. And making themselves loincloths. It's kind of embarrassing to be completely naked.
Trump noticed:
Now we're boys and are already used when passed preliminary preparations for their new bodies.
Putin agreed:
- How wonderful to feel young and healthy! Not that old!
Trump took and yelled:
- The Glory Of America! Thanks!
Putin in response:
- Glory To Russia! Thanks!
Both the kid-President burst out laughing, and bumped fists. Then they ran through the jungle again. Guys some time raced without adventures. Until one spotted the monkey did not run in Putin coconut, and got shot in response. After that, the boys decided to eat a little local coconuts. Two boys climbed a palm tree and broke large nuts.
They tasted like earth. And they were nice and tasty. The boys-presidents ate, and sitting in a Lotus position began to argue what to do next.
Putin suggested:
- Can we make ourselves clubs?
Trump shook his head:
- Our hands and fists are stronger than clubs! We can crush anyone!
Putin agreed:
- Yes bodies our as cast steel. But here is interestingly as there without us in our real world!
Trump answered honestly:
- Probably, many, very many breathed a sigh of relief! Especially the Chinese!
Putin nodded in agreement:
- About trump maybe, but the Chinese love me!
Trump seriously objected:
I don't! Strong Russia to China to anything! They would like to see Russia as weak as possible, but they do not talk about it openly!
Putin unexpectedly agreed:
- Yes on our Siberia they have species! In General, Russia has only two reliable allies: the army and the Navy!
Trump partially agreed with this:
- It is possible! Like us! So let's drink coconut milk, for the Union of two invincible Nations.
Putin and trump crossed their arms and took a SIP of coconut milk. The boys presidents were very cheerful on the outside, but deep down they were worried. While traces of civilization are seen. That they seem to be in trouble. Found themselves in a place that could be a trap.
To distract from disturbing thoughts, Putin remembered Oleg rybachenko's series about so he the President of Russia got to Stalin.
This is quite an interesting series of thirty books. In it Putin decided to surpass Stalin. And helped the Japanese win the battle of midway and Rommel defeat the British in Africa.